I got him - An interactive short story where you help write the story

His mate Billy was giving him anal sex at the time. I hesitated for just that split second and it was too late...

It was an Illuminati lie so he could be papered

I then noticed a huge filing cabinet across the room and the sudden sound of police sirens outside.

This was after I caught Dave and Billy performing lewd acts on each other. I wondered, was this a setup...

you dufus. you ain't got nobody

The End

5 stars for your Roast of me!

Closing credits

But as it ended, it began again. The police swarmed the house and arrested me for breaking and enter. Dave and Billy fled the scene while I was fighting off the police with my pimp walking stick.

The cybernetic organism known only as Dave had escaped once again and the world was now in serious trouble, however...

you tease...

After I teased the police for a bit, poking and prodding, I was tasered to the ground. A sudden involuntary loss of my bladder and bowels occurred which was so nasty the two officers collapsed to the ground...

Even though I couldn't move I could hear on the police radio from the vehicle parked in the driveway. "Sgt Newton please respond, we have a 187 in progress". Then I felt someone grab my arm and start to drag me away from the curb. My eyes were open but I still couldn't turn my head and then I heard the voice. "Just relax my name is Rico Chet and I am here to help". The voice sounded female but they were able to withstand the effects of the foul smell coming my custom GLP underwear and they must certainly lift bro..

this is my mother chrispy cream:



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I was hoping to draw out some creative expressions.

Tell your mother I said Hi
She would be so proud of you

these ones are coming for you and the others. i'm an inverted oreo cookie. you think you're winning but who gave you that illusion. you don't have much longer buddy. i'm 1,000,000 years ahead on the script. you can never win!

HE KNOWS YOUR HEART. YOU CAN FOOL NOBODY

project much, bitch?

Psychosis Stanlee strikes again.

Are you talking about the pie in the sky again Dave?

I am like number 7,657,223 on the list of important people in the world.

Where do you rank yourself mate? You might have to get a new IP here as I had to remove your post due to name calling.

he is just waiting for his end, which is the 'butt fuck of all butt fucks'. this time is different..he is the bottom for God

you are as annoying as a blistered genital wart, bitch

Yeah this is a project of mine.
Its called Har De Haha

weak cunt