CONTEST CLOSED 12-26-2020 (sorry) CHRISTMAS Caption Contest is ON! Win 1 of 8 GLP January 2021 Memberships with YOUR CAPTION!

That reminds me! I need to make corn bread for breakfast!!

Be right back!


O's Cookie

PIC #1

"What? I ain't catching this rona virus"
PIC #2

"I happen to have the perfect car for you out back right now."
PIC #3

"Dave, have a seat. We need to talk about your wife."

EDITED: 12-25-2020

Just had an offer for ANOTHER GLP January UPGRADE from GLP member "Ellen"
so that takes us up to 5 WINNERS! Lots of chances now!
AND
Paranoiaaaa will chip-in a Trial-upgrade...NOW WE HAVE 6!!

tHANKS YOU GUYS!

:AHAPPENINGthing:

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MERRY CHRISTMAS TO MY GLP "FAM!" HOPE YOURS IS THE BEST!




Time for the Christmas Caption Contest for 2020.
This is an unusual year and I'm expecting this to be an "unusual Caption Contest"
with all the great creative GLP member contributions to lift our collective spirits.
This will be my 42nd hosted Caption Contest...with many members adding upgrades
as we go along...So there may be MORE membership upgrades "gifted" during this
Christmas Caption Contest! (Special TY to NOLAangle who just upgraded 15 new
members in her recent thread! YOU'RE A SWEETHEART!)

Just to get in the mood...here's a cute video of one family who introduces
a NEW CAT to the already "busy" household of a mom and her kittens at Christmas.
Very cute!


[link to youtu.be (secure)]

2 minutes duration.


Let's think of some fun (or serious if that is your mood) CAPTIONS
TO THE CHRISTMAS PICTURES BELOW. CAPTION 1 OR MORE OF THE IMAGES
(KEEP IT CLEAN, PLEASE! KIDS SEE THESE PICTURES!)

PIC #1
"Uhhh...I found your gerbil like this. He drowned."

PIC #2
"Today, I am issuing pardons for Julian Assange, and Edward Snowden"

PIC #3
"Lets go out to lunch, I know where's this Great Danish restaurant."


WE HAVE 4 POSSIBLE JANUARY 2021 MEMBERSHIPS TO AWARD FOR "CREATIVITY"
FOR OUR 2020 CHRISTMAS CAPTION CONTEST...SO YOUR CHANCES ARE VERY GOOD!
(Anyone wishing to ADD ANOTHER MEMBERSHIP FOR AWARDS...please PM me!)
NOTE:
Due to my payday...the 4 awards O's Cookie will be giving
will appear January 4th. Sorry for the wait...but the
STIMULUS PACKAGE DIDN'T COME...(Or I could have done it
today! lol!) PRAY it passes!
\


If you need an example of past caption contests here are the
links (below) to a couple of contests using different pictures
to caption.

Last Year's "Traditional Christmas Caption Contest" thread (2019)
remember that Christmas when things were STILL "Abbi-NORMAL?"
Thread: CONTEST OPEN TO 11:00 PM EST: CHRISTMAS CAPTION CONTEST--WIN 1 OF 3 JANUARY MEMBERSHIPS
AND
Thread: CONTEST CLOSED--ANNUAL EASTER CAPTION CONTEST STARTS TONIGHT! Goes thru Easter! Let's Go!

ALTERNATE ENTRY IDEA:

You may ALSO enter ANY VIDEO CLIP and a caption remark for the clip
for your caption entry--this has been a really fun "alternative entry"
in past years. (example from last year's video winner below.)


[link to youtu.be (secure)]

CAPTION WAS: "I think she said the name was "Abby Normal" or something."
(Eggor explains the label on the jar USED for Frankenstein's BRAIN...to Dr. F...as
we figure out why the "Frankenstien Monster" has "issues.")

4 WINNERS (MAYBE MORE?) WILL BE ANNOUNCED CHRISTMAS NIGHT AT 11:00 PM EST


SORRY...But you must be a "registered member" (blue name
with "free registration" or a currently "expired paid
account/member) for me to UPGRADE YOU. A.C.s cannot
receive the upgrade.

here is a 5 HOUR CHRISTMAS SONGS WITH FIREPLACE SOUNDS
YOU CAN PLAY IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE YOU BROSE GLP!
(Just start the video playing...then open a new window
and go back into GLP...whhhaaalllaaa! Music in the background!)


[link to youtu.be (secure)]

5 hours Christmas music with fireplace sounds!

SO...Let's CAPTION THESE PICTURES--OR
ENTER A VIDEO CLIP!



GOOD LUCK! AND A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!

THIS THREAD WILL BE MONITORED CHRISTMAS DAY.


The Oracle's Cookie

Pic #1 - If I was a little taller I could pee in this thing.

Pic #2 - YOU'RE FIRED! Now drop the chalupa!

Pic #3 - EEEEK...I saw a MOUSE!

(Mental Case)

yeah. I got nothin'.

# 3 Floor is Lava!

#3
“This is what we lawyers (I’m a layer) call a ‘Counter Offer’.”
From
The movie ‘My Cousin Vinny’.

#3
“This is what we lawyers (I’m a layer) call a ‘Counter Offer’.”
From
The movie ‘My Cousin Vinny’.

Some privacy please?? Shut the door!

Great ones!

REMEMBER...i CAN ONLY GIVE THE TRIAL OR FULL UPGRADE
WINS TO PEOPLE WHO ARE REGISTERED AND HAVE A "BLUE NAME."

Go back and register and let me know your blue name to
go with this image.


The Oracle's Cookie

:Weizersink:

Some privacy please?? Shut the door!

I did...it's MENTAL CASE.

I ain't been able to sign on for months...so not much reason to upgrade me :)

LOL!

Almost watched "My Cousin Vinny" on cable last night.
Is it a good one?

The caption is for this BIG DOG!




The Oracle's Cookie

EDITED: 12-25-2020

Just had an offer for ANOTHER GLP January UPGRADE from GLP member "Ellen"
so that takes us up to 5 WINNERS! Lots of chances now!
AND
Paranoiaaaa will chip-in a Trial-upgrade...NOW WE HAVE 6!!

We NOW HAVE ANOTHER ANONYMOUS DONOR FOR A "TRAIL GLP UPGRADE " FOR
JANUARY 2021....that makes 7 UPGRADES!! OH BOY!

tHANKS YOU GUYS!

:AHAPPENINGthing:

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MERRY CHRISTMAS TO MY GLP "FAM!" HOPE YOURS IS THE BEST!




Time for the Christmas Caption Contest for 2020.
This is an unusual year and I'm expecting this to be an "unusual Caption Contest"
with all the great creative GLP member contributions to lift our collective spirits.
This will be my 42nd hosted Caption Contest...with many members adding upgrades
as we go along...So there may be MORE membership upgrades "gifted" during this
Christmas Caption Contest! (Special TY to NOLAangle who just upgraded 15 new
members in her recent thread! YOU'RE A SWEETHEART!)

Just to get in the mood...here's a cute video of one family who introduces
a NEW CAT to the already "busy" household of a mom and her kittens at Christmas.
Very cute!


[link to youtu.be (secure)]

2 minutes duration.


Let's think of some fun (or serious if that is your mood) CAPTIONS
TO THE CHRISTMAS PICTURES BELOW. CAPTION 1 OR MORE OF THE IMAGES
(KEEP IT CLEAN, PLEASE! KIDS SEE THESE PICTURES!)

PIC #1
"I'm a cat. Your sign that says WET PAINT means nothing to me"

PIC #2
Winner in the Toy Group, "Dorothy Hamill Look-A-Like Contest"

PIC #3
"I am a Great Dane...although my brother says that I am not that Great."


WE HAVE 4 POSSIBLE JANUARY 2021 MEMBERSHIPS TO AWARD FOR "CREATIVITY"
FOR OUR 2020 CHRISTMAS CAPTION CONTEST...SO YOUR CHANCES ARE VERY GOOD!
(Anyone wishing to ADD ANOTHER MEMBERSHIP FOR AWARDS...please PM me!)
NOTE:
Due to my payday...the 4 awards O's Cookie will be giving
will appear January 4th. Sorry for the wait...but the
STIMULUS PACKAGE DIDN'T COME...(Or I could have done it
today! lol!) PRAY it passes!
\


If you need an example of past caption contests here are the
links (below) to a couple of contests using different pictures
to caption.

Last Year's "Traditional Christmas Caption Contest" thread (2019)
remember that Christmas when things were STILL "Abbi-NORMAL?"
Thread: CONTEST OPEN TO 11:00 PM EST: CHRISTMAS CAPTION CONTEST--WIN 1 OF 3 JANUARY MEMBERSHIPS
AND
Thread: CONTEST CLOSED--ANNUAL EASTER CAPTION CONTEST STARTS TONIGHT! Goes thru Easter! Let's Go!

ALTERNATE ENTRY IDEA:

You may ALSO enter ANY VIDEO CLIP and a caption remark for the clip
for your caption entry--this has been a really fun "alternative entry"
in past years. (example from last year's video winner below.)


[link to youtu.be (secure)]

CAPTION WAS: "I think she said the name was "Abby Normal" or something."
(Eggor explains the label on the jar USED for Frankenstein's BRAIN...to Dr. F...as
we figure out why the "Frankenstien Monster" has "issues.")

4 WINNERS (MAYBE MORE?) WILL BE ANNOUNCED CHRISTMAS NIGHT AT 11:00 PM EST


SORRY...But you must be a "registered member" (blue name
with "free registration" or a currently "expired paid
account/member) for me to UPGRADE YOU. A.C.s cannot
receive the upgrade.

here is a 5 HOUR CHRISTMAS SONGS WITH FIREPLACE SOUNDS
YOU CAN PLAY IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE YOU BROSE GLP!
(Just start the video playing...then open a new window
and go back into GLP...whhhaaalllaaa! Music in the background!)


[link to youtu.be (secure)]

5 hours Christmas music with fireplace sounds!

SO...Let's CAPTION THESE PICTURES--OR
ENTER A VIDEO CLIP!



GOOD LUCK! AND A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!

THIS THREAD WILL BE MONITORED CHRISTMAS DAY.


The Oracle's Cookie

PIC #1

Ahhhh, it’s soooo cool on my pits.

PIC #2

(With a Butthead voice) Hey, baby.

PIC #3

You said don’t sit on the table.