Hi. I'm a fucktard snowflake just wondering what prison is like...

Question 1:
Is there Xbox in prison.
Question 2:
Does bullshit fly or is it tolerated, in prison?
Question 3:
Will subliminals and shit talk, and acting hard be enough to defend myself?
Question 4:
As a gay, will I enjoy the butt sex in prison? Or is it brutal?
Question 5:
Do you think I'm capable of understanding that most people in prison are there because snowflakes like me played too many fuck-around games with dudes who don't fuck around?
Question 6:
Will I get to bring my d1ldo?
Question 7:
Do you think my passive aggressive behavior will be welcomed in prison? Or do you think I'll get checked hard af the moment I display passive aggressive behavior?
Question 8:
What are real men like in a society where rules are not respected aka prison aka not the free world?
Question 9:
I heard pedos and those who support pedos will be treated like royalty in prison. Is this true?