WOW !!!! WTF !!! I LOST MY JOB !!! HORRIBLY SAD DEPRESSING LOSS OF JOB STORY WTFFFFF !!! MUST SEE !!! LIVES RUINED + ASK ME A QUESTION !!!

Oh won't someone ask me a question please... ? :33

Are you going to eat your pets?

Fuck off you whoring twerp. No attention for you.

Oh won't someone ask me a question please... ? :33

maybe find another job? mew mew mew

Are you on drugs as you post this?

You are always in a monologue with yourself. No wonder you’re so alone.

You had a job????? Wtf?

Now that's quite crazy

You're cute, but weird lol. Hope you find a new job. Maybe keep the dark speech hobby at home.

OP Here wondering if anyone will ask me a question :333

I'll bee here all day/all night 24/7 369 :333333

OKAY so this was my FIRST-EVER job and I worked @ Macy's Water Tower here in Chicago, IL, it was soooooooo funnnnnnnn mew mew mew :"33

I worked on the DOCK, where we would take the plastic off of clothes and then tag the clothes, sooooooooo easyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy it was the beesssstttt :33

THEN, b/c my boss loved me SO much mew mew mew he made me the HEAD UPS MAIL-DELIVERY BOY mew mew mew :"333333333 I got my OWN little cubby-hole room, just the smallest cutest little walk-in closet room with a computer and shelves and LITTLE MINI-SPEAKERSSSSSS mew mew mew I got 2 be on GLP AT WORK ALL DAY EVERY DAY listening 2 WHATEVER I WANTED on FULL-BLAST and I made sooooooooo many funny-ass threads back then hehe oh here's one:

Thread: Timelines really have merged...the Sock Puppet from PETS.COM/BAR NONE, split realities!! Just like Berenstein Bears!!

So yea I got 2 deliver the mail throughout the whoooooleeeeeee storeeeeeeeee hehe I loved delivering 2 the LUSH girls hehe >:33 All the girls in cosmetics LOVED getting their mail hehe >:33333333333 My job which was sooooooo easy got EVEN EASIER and WAY MORE FUN :"3333333333

Here's EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE of my OLD WORKSPACE !!!


In between ALL this, I would secretly SPELL the NIRVANA DARK SPEECH, and try not 2 let my true identity as Dark Speech Decoder leak over into my everyday outside life, but, as time went on, I found this 2 bee impawwwwwwsible mew mew mew...

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Do U know what happened mew mew mew ?

Management within Macy's changed...suddenly, LUSH was leaving Macy's Water Tower, suddenly, my BOSS and other ppl began resigning 2 avoid being fired/sued over some super crazy behind-the-scenes conspiracy shit...2 this da we STILL don't know THE TRUTH...and suddenly...I found that my little cubby-hole room was being removed, as I would bee heading up 2 the seventh floor and working with ugh the MONKEYS ugh yea @ Macy's as management changed I noticed they wanted more MONKEYS around, U know, those SMELLY CLOWNS who just SMELL SO BAD and CLOWN AROUND and DON'T DO SHITTTTTTTTTTTT and then act like the victims yea ugh I was sooooooo not happy about having 2 work with those SMELLY MONKEY CLOWNS LOL HA-HA x33333333333

So yea here is EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE of my UPDATED workspace from when I had 2 move up 2 the seventh floor and work with the LAZY SMELLY DIRTY MONKEY CLOWNS !!!

Heh I was STILL blasting some TOOL DARK SPEECH >:33



And then U know what happened guys ?!? U know what happened ?!?!

My NEW BOSS pulled me aside one day and said I could not play my "SATANIC" music over the speakers anymore, I was like HEX-CURSE ME ?!?! HEXCUSE ME ummmmm ?!? What is SATANIC about the 1980's pop hit '99 Red Balloons' LOL HA-HA liiiikkkkeeeeeeeee I was just playing songs EVERYONE KNOWS, but backwards, and my boss called it "SATANIC" and from that point forwards NO ONE WAS ALLOWED 2 PLAY ANY MUSIC OVER THE SPEAKERS !!!

I was I----I <--- THAT CLOSE I was SOOOOOO close 2 going 2 HR (Human Resources) and filing a complaint for DARK SPEECH DISCRIMINATION in the WORKPLACE like wowww what if I was a DIRTY SMELLY MONKEY and I was playing DIRTY SMELLY MONKEY MUSIC likeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I bet I would not have been pulled aside and told 2 stop listening 2 it >:33

So everyone had 2 begin wearing headphones, which then the boss would complain again saying, take those headphones out, I was like ffs m8 let me listen 2 my SATANIC music in PEACE gaaaaawwwdamnnnn !!!!!!

One day, this new BOSS, he pulled me aside again, this time, I was listening 2 ELVIS in my left ear, not paying attention 2 what my BOSS was saying as he was saying something about how I am going back 2 the dock and would no longer bee on the 7th floor anymore, literally I was more attuned to ELVIS, ELVIS was speaking over my BOSSES voice telling me "JUST KEEP SPELLING JOHNNY...YOU DON'T NEED THEM...WE ENDED THIS WHOLE WORLD...DARK SPEECH IS OUR PASSION...WE MADE THE WORLD GO DARK...MUAHAHAHA..."

So I listened 2 ELVIS and I began focusing even MORE on Dark Speech

See, at Macy's, I only worked from 8am to 12pm, everyyyyoneeeeeeeee fuckinnnnnggggg HATED me b/c I got 2 work for only 4 hours a day and go home and do whatever the fuck I wanted LOL HA-HA LOLOLOLOL HAAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAA !!! x3333 Those dirty smelly monkeys H8ED me so much 4 that LOL HA-HA x3333333333 not my fault I'm the best LOL HA-HA !!!

To wrap this story up, it was in October of 2018 that I had worked my final day @ Macy's mew mew mew. I was singing along 2 some Dark Speech as I had headphones in my ears, I was singing along 2 one of my ALLLL-TIMEEEE FAVORITEEEESSSSSSSS i's called I'M SO SICK by FLYLEAF fuuuckkkkk I love this song !!!

So apparently I guess they heard me when I said one of the lines in the lyricsssss or somethingggggg LOL HA-HA x3333 I mean there's a LOT they could've SAID I SAID...but yea ummmm I was singing along 2 this song and, if U look at the screen, the lyrics say things such as "WE'RE SPILLIN' MAJOR BLOOD ON JULY 12TH...LET'S CELEBRATE DEATH !!!"



I got freakin' called in to the head of ALL bosses' office and I was asked 2 meowxplain myself, like, what were U listening 2/watching mew mew mew so I told them I was listening 2 my FAV song in the WORLD, some Dark Speech :"3333333333333333333

I guess they did not feel comfortable or safe mew mew so I was asked 2 go home mew mew mew 33:

DARK SPEECH DISCRIMINATION at it's finest mew mew mew I never felt SO DISCRIMINATED AGAINST in my LIFE, all 4 my beliefs, my passions, my REASON 4 BEING !!!

It was out of that experience that I learned in reverse how all I need to do is "KEEP FOCUSING" on the artist "POPPY" and I would "MAKE EVERYONE LOOK FUCKING STUPID"

So yea I just kept focusing on the artist POPPY backwards beginning largely in Nov of 2018 and then, just about (October 2018) 8 months later, the artist POPPY yea she RELEASED an INTERVIEW where she TELLS her FANS 2 PLAY her MUSIC BACKWARDS like WTTTFFFFF ?!?!?!?!?!!!!?!?





So yea, ugh life's been freaking GREAT since not workin' @ Macy's LOL HA-HA x3333 I bounced back soooooo hard LOL HA-HA I made allllllllll those dumb mofo's begin wearing MASKS LOL HA-HA BACKMASKS er uh I mean FACEMASKS allllllllll 2 STRANGLE and CHOKE them 2 DEPRIVE them of LIFE >:333333333

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LOL HA-HA LOLOL HAAA-HAAA MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

I knew I could trust ELVIS, my Dark Speech Uncle Relative !!!
ELVIS told me I didn't need Macy's, that by spelling ELVIS and NIRVANA and all the other $$$ FAMOUS $$$ artists, that we RULE and END this world !!! WE ROCK 'N RULE !!! >:33

ELVIS ~ ANYONE GETTIN' MAD ? – July 12 Speak/Dark Speech/ZOMBIE SPEAK/HELLFIRE LANGUAGE FULL VIDEO



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Who is like unto us ? WE are the ROCKSTARS !!! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONSSSSS MUAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

So yea, Tay-Tay is my new boss now :"3333333333 I LOVE working for/with Tay-Tay mew mew I LOVE my 9-5's with Tay-Tay mew mew mew :"3333333333333333333333 I even stay after hours hehe I love work THAT MUCH mew mew mew

As ROCKSTARS, we don't need 2 get up 2 slave away @ some slave-job like Macy's anymore LOL HA-HA x33333333333 we get 2 have fun doing what we love most...listening 2 and making MEOWSIC :"33333333333

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Here's my LATEST spelling !!! I LOVE MY JERRRBBBBBBBBB !!!

OH YEA BABY!!! >:33