CLASSIFIED MEDIA SCRIPT for the 2020 SCOTUS case!

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Don't ask me how I acquired this document; it was given to me by a source, who asked me to release this to GLP.

It is a document that has the script(s) for all of the well known MSM journalists. For now, I am only authorized to share what I can.

This is the script/talking points for when it becomes apparent that President Elect Joe Biden is not going to become President. There is not a specific date of when this will happen, but it clearly states before January 20th, 2021.

It even provides detailed acting instructions.

HERE IS WHAT I CAN SHARE FOR NOW!

(CNN) Anderson Cooper: "This is just shocking, I don't know what to say. It's a terrible day in America and for the world. We knew Trump was evil, but this is even beyond what I thought he was capable of" {To be delivered in a sober and very serious tone.}

(MSNBC) Mika Brzezinski: "I knew it, I knew it! I told you Joe, he was going to do something like this. And now he's done it! I can't take this! This is theft! He must be stopped!" {To be delivered frantically with great emotion}

(MSNBC) Joe Scarborough: "Mika, I told you if this were to happen, we were moving out of the country. And now, Donald Trump has stolen the only country I love, my home, from me. And I'm moving to Canada. {Mika is then instructed to start arguing with Joe, and ask if she can go to Canada with Joe. A very emotional scene of a loving married couple being torn apart. Mika cries, Joe storms off the set.}

(CNN) Don Lemon: "I am angry, so angry. So, I have a message for you Mr. Trump. Meet me in the ally at CNN Headquarters, tonight, if you are man enough. And I'm going to beat you to a pulp, you punk bitch. But, I'm not expecting you'll show-up, because you are a coward, thief, racist and you hate me, you hate me because I prefer to have sex with men. I'll be waiting for you Donald, or would you prefer for me to come to your place? {To be delivered with a slight tear in the eye, and great anger.}

(MSNBC) Rachel Maddow: "We knew Trump was capable of foul play, I've been talking about it on my show for four years. Trump is a mafia boss, that's how he made his money, even though he still refuses to release his Tax Returns. That's because we know he is flat broke. A billionaire? Are you kidding me? He's not even a millionaire. In fact, he files bankruptcy whenever he gets into trouble. But this time, oh this time, he's bankrupted you, me, the nation, the world!"
{To be delivered with stinging wit and sarcasm and hate.}

(NBC) Brian Williams: "I was in a helicopter gunship, battling ISIS terrorists in Iraq, and I was not scared as I gunned those evil men down. I'm proud to say, I'm not scared now. I will continue to cover this very dangerous story for you, because that's my job, as a professional journalist. I know you are scared, maybe even terrified, but know this, I don't get scared." {To be delivered as a serious, professional, combat reporter.}

(ABC) George Stephanopoulos: "I served in President Clinton's administration, and when Clinton was impeached, he answered his questions honestly, and came clean with America about his sexual misconduct with Monica Lewinski. And we forgave him for that; but when Trump was charged with the much more serious crime of being a KGB Officer, he lied. And he is lying now. Trump is not eligible to be our President, and we need to give the Justice System time to charge him, and arrest him, for treason." {Said with great dignity, and charisma.}

(CBS) Katie Couric: "Hello America. CBS has brought me out of retirement for this Special Report. It seems there is nobody currently on the CBS News Desk that has any name recognition to handle a story of this caliber, so here I am. I was kind of hot when I was younger, but as we all know, women do not age as well as men, and I'm showing my age a bit now. Donald Trump tried to get me in bed when I was younger, and although I was tempted, I said no. He was polite, thanked me, and said he was just joking. I'm going to Mar Largo now, and Melania and I are going to go do some shopping in West Palm Beach, I'll press her for details, and when I get back, I'll give you the details. This is CBS. {Said with a cute, almost happy smile, as if to comfort America during a crisis.}

(FOX) Tucker Carlson: "Good evening, I'm Fucker Carlson. As you know I have supported Trump, right up till election night at 7pm when we called the state of Arizona for Biden, even though less than 10% of the votes were in. However, given what has just happened, I cannot in good faith support Donald Trump anymore. He has stabbed us all in the back. It's a sad day when someone you trust sticks a knife in your back, trust me I know!..." {Delivered like your best friend, telling you with a straight face, that he's not fucking your girlfriend, and you almost want to believe him.}



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