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Dog-Sized Lizards Are Spreading Across Southern United States

 
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Dog-Sized Lizards Are Spreading Across Southern United States
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Dog-sized lizards are spreading across various states in the southern part of the U.S. and could have potential impact to ecosystems, scientists warn. The Argentine black-and-white tegu are native to South America, but in the last decade, the dog-sized lizards have been breeding and spreading across the U.S. in states like Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, Texas, Louisiana and Alabama.

The lizards, which can grow up to four feet, will eat anything, including eggs, birds, strawberries, vegetables and even sea turtles.

The lizards have been bred in Florida and were first sold as pets but some have escaped and bred on their own, causing them to multiply in unrestricted areas and numbers.

"The entire southeast portion of the United States is at risk," Amy Yackel Adams, a biologist with the U.S. Geological Survey told National Geographic. "Much of this area has a climate that is suitable for tegus."

The lizards survive in upland forests and grasslands, especially areas that get much rain, Adams said. She also said that with climate change, as tropical and subtropical zones start to shift north, the tegus will have a larger region to expand.
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Send in the Cajuns. Problem solved.
I am SNOWIE. WELCOME TO THE NEW ICE AGE. TRY NOT TO STARVE.
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Tastes like chicken? Free food, I'm not seeing a problem there.
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2020
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Yup, two years ago arriving at campground in the Keys we were greeted with about a three foot long, fat Iguana! This guy seemed to figure we were invading his space! We had to work around him as the campground worker refused to move him.
After a few days we decided we’d name him Ralph. We have great pictures and video of him.
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Nothing good ever came from South of the border
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can you make it into jerky? if so america shall prevail.

they might pay us 6 bucks a head to kill them..... america is cool like that.


we dont negotiate with invasive species. we kill the hell outta them.... our ecosystem will fucking kill any invaders.... with weapons.
~Hic Manebimus Optime~
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can you make it into jerky? if so america shall prevail.

they might pay us 6 bucks a head to kill them..... america is cool like that.


we dont negotiate with invasive species. we kill the hell outta them.... our ecosystem will fucking kill any invaders.... with weapons.
 Quoting: Plato II


These things are venemous, while mammals will get scared off if you attack them reptiles are agressive and only know how to attack, they dont back off if you hit them with a stick for example and will even chase you
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They came into the country legally now you want to get rid of them? Thats racist
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Mciguana burger $3.99 for a limited time a participating McDonald's
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can you make it into jerky? if so america shall prevail.

they might pay us 6 bucks a head to kill them..... america is cool like that.


we dont negotiate with invasive species. we kill the hell outta them.... our ecosystem will fucking kill any invaders.... with weapons.
 Quoting: Plato II


Actually yes, people are being encouraged to kill and eat them! They have a texture akin to a cross between chicken and crab. They make great cowboy boots and fancy purses too!
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SO :LIZARD: DOOM
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Fuckwit #1
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Send in the Cajuns. Problem solved.
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Fuckwit #2
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Looks like Americans wont be starving after all
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SO :LIZARD: DOOM
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can you make it into jerky? if so america shall prevail.

they might pay us 6 bucks a head to kill them..... america is cool like that.


we dont negotiate with invasive species. we kill the hell outta them.... our ecosystem will fucking kill any invaders.... with weapons.
 Quoting: Plato II


These things are venemous, while mammals will get scared off if you attack them reptiles are agressive and only know how to attack, they dont back off if you hit them with a stick for example and will even chase you
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74455592


i will kick them right in the penis and barbeque their whole family

no reptiles mess with the USA. watch what the fuck happens.

we allow gators cos they are pretty chill but if these reptiles are assholes... oh boy. just wait.
~Hic Manebimus Optime~
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we will get mcdonalds to put reptile burger on the damn menu.

hello, mc rib is back, now with extra reptile meat. u kidding? people will love it.

if u just say hey, this is good for the environment.... now charge double.


this might just be the best thing thats happened for our economy in AWHILE!


hey, south america, got anymore animals to send us?

we're american we can make a McDouble out of ANYTHING


bring it.... just wait.
~Hic Manebimus Optime~
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What i find funny is how we stop animals from moving around the planet but not people. Pythons lived in north america a short time ago. Now they are back, who cares. The reason they thrive there is that is their natural habitat. Asian "murder hornets" made their way here and now we are trying to stop them. Why the fuck are we to stop their migration? They came here from the japanese tsunami, not from shipping containers. Tsunami is natural. A lot more insects also made it here. I bet 10k years ago there was lizards like those running around north america
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Pine so glp meatz lovers will stop worrying about famine in the bread basket of the World
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Send in the Cajuns. Problem solved.
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Thats funny i was literally wondering how they might taste.battleflag
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Send in the Cajuns. Problem solved.
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Thats funny i was literally wondering how they might taste.battleflag
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yeah well, im a yankee and where others see a venomous pest, i see dollar-dollar bills


:money:
~Hic Manebimus Optime~
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They came into the country legally now you want to get rid of them? Thats racist
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chuckle

Thanks OP. Nice doom break
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Bigfoot Munchies
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Pay the Global "climate" tax or Giant Lizards!
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Zetas right again!
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can you make it into jerky? if so america shall prevail.

they might pay us 6 bucks a head to kill them..... america is cool like that.


we dont negotiate with invasive species. we kill the hell outta them.... our ecosystem will fucking kill any invaders.... with weapons.
 Quoting: Plato II


These things are venemous, while mammals will get scared off if you attack them reptiles are agressive and only know how to attack, they dont back off if you hit them with a stick for example and will even chase you
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74455592


Bullshit. Reptiles engage in "flight" more than "fight", just like all other animals.
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Oh yes I’ve seen the tegu herds in dreamworld
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Oh yes I’ve seen the tegu herds in dreamworld
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can you make it into jerky? if so america shall prevail.

they might pay us 6 bucks a head to kill them..... america is cool like that.


we dont negotiate with invasive species. we kill the hell outta them.... our ecosystem will fucking kill any invaders.... with weapons.
 Quoting: Plato II


These things are venemous, while mammals will get scared off if you attack them reptiles are agressive and only know how to attack, they dont back off if you hit them with a stick for example and will even chase you
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74455592


i will kick them right in the penis and barbeque their whole family

no reptiles mess with the USA. watch what the fuck happens.

we allow gators cos they are pretty chill but if these reptiles are assholes... oh boy. just wait.
 Quoting: Plato II


Kick the asshole smugglers who think pet owners are responsible and sensible humans.

Invasive species is a huge problem. Just like Covid. Just like the Plague.
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I have one living in my culvert at the end of my drive. Big and fast. They would be no match for my dogs. Although, the poisonous frogs would be. Not to mentions the gators. Fences are for far more than making great neighbors where I live.
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Hope they dont threaten my Hornworm ranch.





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