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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79308786 United States 11/25/2020 12:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yup, two years ago arriving at campground in the Keys we were greeted with about a three foot long, fat Iguana! This guy seemed to figure we were invading his space! We had to work around him as the campground worker refused to move him. After a few days we decided we’d name him Ralph. We have great pictures and video of him. |
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Plato II
User ID: 79109128 United States 11/25/2020 12:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | can you make it into jerky? if so america shall prevail. they might pay us 6 bucks a head to kill them..... america is cool like that. we dont negotiate with invasive species. we kill the hell outta them.... our ecosystem will fucking kill any invaders.... with weapons. ~Hic Manebimus Optime~ |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74455592 United States 11/25/2020 12:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | can you make it into jerky? if so america shall prevail. Quoting: Plato II they might pay us 6 bucks a head to kill them..... america is cool like that. we dont negotiate with invasive species. we kill the hell outta them.... our ecosystem will fucking kill any invaders.... with weapons. These things are venemous, while mammals will get scared off if you attack them reptiles are agressive and only know how to attack, they dont back off if you hit them with a stick for example and will even chase you |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79308786 United States 11/25/2020 12:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | can you make it into jerky? if so america shall prevail. Quoting: Plato II they might pay us 6 bucks a head to kill them..... america is cool like that. we dont negotiate with invasive species. we kill the hell outta them.... our ecosystem will fucking kill any invaders.... with weapons. Actually yes, people are being encouraged to kill and eat them! They have a texture akin to a cross between chicken and crab. They make great cowboy boots and fancy purses too! |
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Plato II
User ID: 79109128 United States 11/25/2020 12:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | can you make it into jerky? if so america shall prevail. Quoting: Plato II they might pay us 6 bucks a head to kill them..... america is cool like that. we dont negotiate with invasive species. we kill the hell outta them.... our ecosystem will fucking kill any invaders.... with weapons. These things are venemous, while mammals will get scared off if you attack them reptiles are agressive and only know how to attack, they dont back off if you hit them with a stick for example and will even chase you i will kick them right in the penis and barbeque their whole family no reptiles mess with the USA. watch what the fuck happens. we allow gators cos they are pretty chill but if these reptiles are assholes... oh boy. just wait. ~Hic Manebimus Optime~ |
Plato II
User ID: 79109128 United States 11/25/2020 01:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | we will get mcdonalds to put reptile burger on the damn menu. hello, mc rib is back, now with extra reptile meat. u kidding? people will love it. if u just say hey, this is good for the environment.... now charge double. this might just be the best thing thats happened for our economy in AWHILE! hey, south america, got anymore animals to send us? we're american we can make a McDouble out of ANYTHING bring it.... just wait. ~Hic Manebimus Optime~ |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75958720 Canada 11/25/2020 01:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What i find funny is how we stop animals from moving around the planet but not people. Pythons lived in north america a short time ago. Now they are back, who cares. The reason they thrive there is that is their natural habitat. Asian "murder hornets" made their way here and now we are trying to stop them. Why the fuck are we to stop their migration? They came here from the japanese tsunami, not from shipping containers. Tsunami is natural. A lot more insects also made it here. I bet 10k years ago there was lizards like those running around north america |
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Plato II
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BigBird777
User ID: 79496240 United States 11/25/2020 02:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | can you make it into jerky? if so america shall prevail. Quoting: Plato II they might pay us 6 bucks a head to kill them..... america is cool like that. we dont negotiate with invasive species. we kill the hell outta them.... our ecosystem will fucking kill any invaders.... with weapons. These things are venemous, while mammals will get scared off if you attack them reptiles are agressive and only know how to attack, they dont back off if you hit them with a stick for example and will even chase you Bullshit. Reptiles engage in "flight" more than "fight", just like all other animals. |
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Agent 99
User ID: 77082640 United States 11/25/2020 05:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | can you make it into jerky? if so america shall prevail. Quoting: Plato II they might pay us 6 bucks a head to kill them..... america is cool like that. we dont negotiate with invasive species. we kill the hell outta them.... our ecosystem will fucking kill any invaders.... with weapons. These things are venemous, while mammals will get scared off if you attack them reptiles are agressive and only know how to attack, they dont back off if you hit them with a stick for example and will even chase you i will kick them right in the penis and barbeque their whole family no reptiles mess with the USA. watch what the fuck happens. we allow gators cos they are pretty chill but if these reptiles are assholes... oh boy. just wait. Kick the asshole smugglers who think pet owners are responsible and sensible humans. Invasive species is a huge problem. Just like Covid. Just like the Plague. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77846190 United States 11/25/2020 05:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have one living in my culvert at the end of my drive. Big and fast. They would be no match for my dogs. Although, the poisonous frogs would be. Not to mentions the gators. Fences are for far more than making great neighbors where I live. |
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