I definitely just swallowed a stink bug ..

What kind of beer was it?

You'll know when you burp.

We dont get stink bugs here, does your breath smell like farts?

Bah I hate to admit it but it was a 16oz screw off top coors light. I used to be a dark beer guy but just cant stomach them anymore. Guiness used to be my go to, but like I said I just can't keep em down anymore.

Honestly I'd rather have old Milwaukee light, but around here it's hard to find bottles.

Yes I know, I'm a picky and cheap mfer.

No, more like chemicals and wood, if that makes sense . Maybe walnut wood mixed with lysol.

actually Ive seen them here guess theve spread to central van. island already

How do you think it got in your beer?

I put a beer in my coat pocket, only thing I can think of it was in my coat and when I removed the screw off top it was on the can and walked in as I was throwing out trash.

That's plausible yet frightening. I carry beers in my coat all the time, not even joking. Yikes...

This is the second time in my life I've had stink bug. The first time was in my chili, and I bit into it and spat all over my kitchen windows.

And I will stand by the taste, walnut wood mixed with chemicals. Only way I can describe it.

There every where these days down south. I could see this happening.

It will crawl back out while you sleep. Not from the mouth though.

Sorry to hear that.

At least their numbers are down this year.

Last Edited by Lost in the snow on 11/22/2020 06:15 PM

Damn I hope not, but if so maybe stink bugs are the new colon cleanser??

Oh gross! You can taste it? Maybe eat something really strong to cover it up like garlic or cinnamon?

I never ate a stink bug, but one time I grabbed a mint from a bowl and popped it in my mouth without looking at it. Turns out it was covered with sugar ants. I dunno if you're familiar with them, but they smell awful when you squish em. They bit the inside of my mouth too.

I look carefully at everything before I eat it now...

Good advice. You'd think I'd learn the first time with the chili, but that was years ago.

The same thing happened to me one time, OP. Twice actually. Except instead of a stink bug it was a cigarette butt. (*Edit - And it was my own damn fault.


Long story short I never, ever EVER put my butts in beer bottles anymore. Ever.

EVER!

Last Edited by Wharf Rat on 11/22/2020 06:31 PM

On the bright side, at least you got a little extra protein in your diet!

Oh trust me, I've had plenty of cig butts in beers, a stink bug is about the same "grossness", but still not the same. Way different texture and it sticks with you for awhile more than cig butts. Just my opinion.

Very true, maybe stink bugs are good for you??

That shit gets you high like Percocet!

im crushing up a stinkbug asap!!

Confirmed 100% uncle intel.

You might consider sharting outside for the next 24-48 hours, this happened to my uncle once and it twernt pretty.

I'll be on that bad boy for awhile .