Why don't birds fly to the moon?

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Why don't birds fly to the moon?
HAWK-03 Hawk-o-holic User ID: 14748305 United States 10/20/2020 05:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Why don't birds fly to the moon? I know I would if I were a bird. Pickle Suprise!

Urban Mythbuster User ID: 79486642 United Kingdom 10/20/2020 05:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? A geese did fly to the moon The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
Blerg User ID: 78347007 Australia 10/20/2020 05:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? I remember some number of years ago, my male son came home from school, and upon arriving, made the same inquiry to me. I was shocked! I had no answer, and so research began immediately.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75442056 United States 10/20/2020 05:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? I know I would if I were a bird. Quoting: HAWK-03 But your name is hawk? I'm so confused
HAWK-03 (OP) Hawk-o-holic User ID: 14748305 United States 10/20/2020 05:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? I remember some number of years ago, my male son came home from school, and upon arriving, made the same inquiry to me. I was shocked! I had no answer, and so research began immediately. Quoting: Blerg Search keywords bird moon here on GLP and the results are stunning. Pickle Suprise!
Urban Mythbuster User ID: 79486642 United Kingdom 10/20/2020 05:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? I know I would if I were a bird. Quoting: HAWK-03 But your name is hawk? I'm so confused Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75442056 The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
Tangy User ID: 57719620 United States 10/20/2020 05:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? flashback.. lol
Blerg User ID: 78347007 Australia 10/20/2020 05:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? I remember some number of years ago, my male son came home from school, and upon arriving, made the same inquiry to me. I was shocked! I had no answer, and so research began immediately. Quoting: Blerg Search keywords bird moon here on GLP and the results are stunning. Quoting: HAWK-03 Clearly GLP is one of the few places that actually takes this question with the serious demeanor it requires. Excellent post OP, I must say, it's such a beautiful question.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78565358 United States 10/20/2020 05:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? I know I would if I were a bird. Quoting: HAWK-03 There is no moon you cocksucker It's a hologram As is every "star" you see
*~SpazeMan~** User ID: 73057594 United States 10/20/2020 05:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? I know I would if I were a bird. Quoting: HAWK-03 There is no moon you cocksucker It's a hologram As is every "star" you see Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78565358 Flat Urf! The birds go to the top of da dome and land on the little moon cardboard cutout. They shit thousands of feet down to the ground on unsuspecting bystanders. Last Edited by ~Spaze*Man~ on 10/20/2020 05:59 AM
Blerg User ID: 78347007 Australia 10/20/2020 05:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? Does anyone have any SERIOUS SCIENTIFIC ANSWERS that aren't easily debunkable? No? That's what I thought.

Praetor of Olea User ID: 78238280 United States 10/20/2020 06:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? Why don't you swim out of your pool and through the air? Same reason birds don't fly to the moon. Birds are just swimming. Last Edited by Praetor of Olea on 10/20/2020 06:04 AM Dave Talbott Wal Thornhill Comparative mythology is the key to understanding all of history.
BRIEF User ID: 39607259 United States 10/20/2020 06:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? Does anyone have any SERIOUS SCIENTIFIC ANSWERS that aren't easily debunkable? No? That's what I thought. Quoting: Blerg They gave up after passing out from no oxygen... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
Urban Mythbuster User ID: 79486642 United Kingdom 10/20/2020 06:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? Why don't you swim through the air? Same reason birds don't fly to the moon. Birds are just swimming. Quoting: Praetor of Olea A fish swimmed to the moon once The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
BRIEF User ID: 39607259 United States 10/20/2020 06:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? Why don't you swim through the air? Same reason birds don't fly to the moon. Birds are just swimming. Quoting: Praetor of Olea Yes, Howard Hughes made that point while describing the ~~"spruce goose"~~ the Hercules...Trying to find an alternative to aluminum. He reasoned that a plane was simply a boat with wings, and so he decided on plywood... Last Edited by BRIEF on 10/20/2020 06:07 AM I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76262461 Australia 10/20/2020 06:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? This was answered some years ago here on GLP - and the answer is - coz they can't get through the Van Halen Belt.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 76262461 Australia 10/20/2020 06:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? Does anyone have any SERIOUS SCIENTIFIC ANSWERS that aren't easily debunkable? No? That's what I thought. Quoting: Blerg Yes. It is 250,000 MILES from Earth to the Moon. You can fit every planet in the solar system, side by side, between the Earth and the Moon. Debunk away dogbreath
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77399451 United States 10/20/2020 06:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? I know I would if I were a bird. Quoting: HAWK-03 Ducks don't have fingers, so they cannot build rockets. Trust me I am a Space Mouse. we have fingers and can build rockets.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79390060 Australia 10/20/2020 06:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? Important question for all of us to ponder.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76615577 United States 10/20/2020 06:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? I remember some number of years ago, my male son came home from school, and upon arriving, made the same inquiry to me. I was shocked! I had no answer, and so research began immediately. Quoting: Blerg are you for real????
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76615577 United States 10/20/2020 06:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? Does anyone have any SERIOUS SCIENTIFIC ANSWERS that aren't easily debunkable? No? That's what I thought. Quoting: Blerg please tell me you arent this dumb
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79365831 United States 10/20/2020 06:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? Does anyone have any SERIOUS SCIENTIFIC ANSWERS that aren't easily debunkable? No? That's what I thought. Quoting: Blerg please tell me you arent this dumb Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76615577 Well do you want the truth or should he lie...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79515495 United States 10/20/2020 06:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? Because they are all gay. Now STFU.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79512464 Australia 10/20/2020 07:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? Why don't you swim through the air? Same reason birds don't fly to the moon. Birds are just swimming. Quoting: Praetor of Olea A fish swimmed to the moon once Quoting: Urban Mythbuster known as geese fish.
Synchronous User ID: 79135461 Australia 10/20/2020 07:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? Does anyone have any SERIOUS SCIENTIFIC ANSWERS that aren't easily debunkable? No? That's what I thought. Quoting: Blerg please tell me you arent this dumb Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76615577 I've Seen Pictures Of Birds On Mars So Maybe They Use The Moon As A Stop Off Point Before Continuing On Their Migration. E pluribus unum
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79478250 United States 10/20/2020 07:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? Birds don't like cheese.

Strate8 User ID: 34307438 United States 10/20/2020 07:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? There are stupid questions from fucking idiots. This is one of those trolls vs bots - we live in a scifi world
ChefElvis User ID: 13652864 United States 10/20/2020 08:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? I know I would if I were a bird. Quoting: HAWK-03 If any bird could it would be a hawk. A legend in my own mind
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79509911 Australia 10/20/2020 08:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? I know I would if I were a bird. Quoting: HAWK-03 They lack the willpower clearly
OU8122 User ID: 79025241 United States 10/20/2020 08:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? I remember some number of years ago, my male son came home from school, and upon arriving, made the same inquiry to me. I was shocked! I had no answer, and so research began immediately. Quoting: Blerg As opposed to your female son? OU8122
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79515387 Netherlands 10/20/2020 08:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon? I would make a mudslide city street forecast, and laugh about it.
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