In all fairness. I can pee without really having to touch it. unzip, use some hip action to flop it out. Hold your pants around the pockets and shake; because you can't get the last drop otherwise. Flop it back up and in, then zip up.

I like to use my shoe to flush the toilet. But its not that we don't wash I don't want to touch the handles or sink unless I need to.

This is just more hate because the higher IQ's have made peeing more streamline, quicker and safer. But don't tell me I'm dirty and need to wash my hands if I only touched my pants around my pocket. That just crazy talk.

Hate the player not the game.