Not just yet, AC. With the employees wearing their Cones of Shame you can teach them "Sit!", "Speak!", "Play Dead!", "Dance!", and even "Catch!". If they do not comply dock them $500 out of their paycheck. My previous sentence sounds rather stupid, yes, but if employees can be forcibly turned into mere dogs then you can steal whatever monies you want from their paychecks. That is how much this situation makes sense.