I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss. | |
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Patagonians
User ID: 79282446 Argentina 08/20/2020 12:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I sit too. My 10 year old daughter, wife, and I share a bathroom. Sitting keeps things cleaner if things go astray. Much less maintenance on cleaning. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79183055 I'm sure the cleaning lady would prefer me sitting down but I just can't do it. Sorry Juanita. And when he gets to Heaven, to Saint Peter he will tell: "Just another soldier reporting, Sir. Ive served my time in Hell" |
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User ID: 79242466 United States 08/20/2020 12:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You know what..I thank you for your honesty, because I am a woman and I decided a while back to see what it would feel like to pee standing up...and I LOVE it!!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2728681 I make it every time!! LOL, you go girl! I'm getting really good now, can make it from 2 feet away! Working on 3 but I have to really flex my pelvis and it hurts. Bad or missing keyboard. Press F1 to continue.... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79282717 United States 08/20/2020 12:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Many years ago when I learned my brother in law always sat to pee, the way his mother taught him, I mocked him to no end. Now, in my old age it is the way I go. So relaxing. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79282717 Be careful not to judge, or you just might end up like the one you judged. :hawk medal: Solid Gold. Thank you old friend. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2728681 United States 08/20/2020 12:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You know what..I thank you for your honesty, because I am a woman and I decided a while back to see what it would feel like to pee standing up...and I LOVE it!!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2728681 I make it every time!! LOL, you go girl! I'm getting really good now, can make it from 2 feet away! Working on 3 but I have to really flex my pelvis and it hurts. Put it this way..if a campfire ever gets outa control I can put out the flames like a water hose. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79284805 08/20/2020 12:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Many years ago when I learned my brother in law always sat to pee, the way his mother taught him, I mocked him to no end. Now, in my old age it is the way I go. So relaxing. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79282717 Be careful not to judge, or you just might end up like the one you judged. I just piss in the sink. Works great. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 2728681 United States 08/20/2020 12:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Many years ago when I learned my brother in law always sat to pee, the way his mother taught him, I mocked him to no end. Now, in my old age it is the way I go. So relaxing. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79282717 Be careful not to judge, or you just might end up like the one you judged. I just piss in the sink. Works great. Just make sure your sink doesnt get clogged or else the fumes from the ammonia can cause hallucinations. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79284805 08/20/2020 01:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Many years ago when I learned my brother in law always sat to pee, the way his mother taught him, I mocked him to no end. Now, in my old age it is the way I go. So relaxing. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79282717 Be careful not to judge, or you just might end up like the one you judged. I just piss in the sink. Works great. Just make sure your sink doesnt get clogged or else the fumes from the ammonia can cause hallucinations. You're right! Thanks for the tip. You should check that too, because I piss in your sink also. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2728681 United States 08/20/2020 01:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Many years ago when I learned my brother in law always sat to pee, the way his mother taught him, I mocked him to no end. Now, in my old age it is the way I go. So relaxing. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79282717 Be careful not to judge, or you just might end up like the one you judged. I just piss in the sink. Works great. Just make sure your sink doesnt get clogged or else the fumes from the ammonia can cause hallucinations. You're right! Thanks for the tip. You should check that too, because I piss in your sink also. Boom! That's why Installed the new turbo-anti- ammonia blocker cause I started having weird thoughts in the bathroomnm..thank you very much!!!!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78050848 Canada 08/20/2020 01:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What if you have prostate issues and it takes a while to get going? Do you stand there staring at the wall, saying come on? Surprised some of you guys don't shit standing up. Think how manly that would be. Your friends would all admire you. |
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User ID: 39607259 United States 08/20/2020 05:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Decided after the cleaning lady left and just 15 minutes later I go to take a squirt and shit went awry...piss on the floor!!! So I decided right then and there it would be more cost effective to sit on the toilet as I urinate from here on out. It's not like anyone is going to see me... Quoting: HAWK-03 Dad was right, only a sissy squats to pee... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79085199 United States 08/20/2020 05:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Decided after the cleaning lady left and just 15 minutes later I go to take a squirt and shit went awry...piss on the floor!!! So I decided right then and there it would be more cost effective to sit on the toilet as I urinate from here on out. It's not like anyone is going to see me... Quoting: HAWK-03 Dad was right, only a sissy squats to pee... Keep spraying your piss all over the floor/walls and your legs ya filthy animal. Clean, Civilized men sit down |