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I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.

 
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08/20/2020 12:15 AM
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Re: I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.
Ive known guys who did
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I just figured it out. It's a new beginning for me.
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It's a lot more relaxing. No pee on the floor or your shoes. Who really wants peed on shoes? Also great for getting that unexpected dump out of the way so you can go about your day too. Welcome to the light sir.
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08/20/2020 12:16 AM
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Re: I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.
sometimes though,when i sit down and piss.piss comes off from the toilet bowl and piss still goes on the floor.2 of 10 times
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Uhmmm I think you need to hold it down...sounds like you have a wild one.
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08/20/2020 12:25 AM
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Re: I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.
Pee into a bottle for free fertilizer.
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08/20/2020 12:29 AM
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Re: I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.
sometimes though,when i sit down and piss.piss comes off from the toilet bowl and piss still goes on the floor.2 of 10 times
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the piss would be by my feet.sometimes when i piss sitting down.and would go on the floor in front of me

freaking weird
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Re: I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.
I sit too. My 10 year old daughter, wife, and I share a bathroom. Sitting keeps things cleaner if things go astray. Much less maintenance on cleaning.
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I'm sure the cleaning lady would prefer me sitting down but I just can't do it.

Sorry Juanita.
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08/20/2020 12:33 AM
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Re: I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.
You know what..I thank you for your honesty, because I am a woman and I decided a while back to see what it would feel like to pee standing up...and I LOVE it!!!!
I make it every time!!
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LOL, you go girl!
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I'm getting really good now, can make it from 2 feet away!
Working on 3 but I have to really flex my pelvis and it hurts.
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mash4077-TUM55
Bad or missing keyboard. Press F1 to continue....
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08/20/2020 12:34 AM
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Re: I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.
Sometimes the water is too cold!

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And deep
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08/20/2020 12:45 AM
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Re: I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.
Many years ago when I learned my brother in law always sat to pee, the way his mother taught him, I mocked him to no end. Now, in my old age it is the way I go. So relaxing.

Be careful not to judge, or you just might end up like the one you judged.
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:hawk medal:
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Solid Gold. Thank you old friend.
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Re: I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.
You know what..I thank you for your honesty, because I am a woman and I decided a while back to see what it would feel like to pee standing up...and I LOVE it!!!!
I make it every time!!
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LOL, you go girl!
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I'm getting really good now, can make it from 2 feet away!
Working on 3 but I have to really flex my pelvis and it hurts.
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mash4077-TUM55
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Put it this way..if a campfire ever gets outa control I can put out the flames like a water hose.
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Re: I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.
Many years ago when I learned my brother in law always sat to pee, the way his mother taught him, I mocked him to no end. Now, in my old age it is the way I go. So relaxing.

Be careful not to judge, or you just might end up like the one you judged.
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I just piss in the sink. Works great.
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08/20/2020 12:51 AM
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Re: I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.
I sit down to piss when I'm at home (so the pee doesn't splash anywhere).


When I'm at work or a public restroom, of course I'm standing. My thighs ain't touching NUTHIN in a public restroom.
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08/20/2020 12:51 AM
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Re: I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.
You’ve got to be kidding me.
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08/20/2020 12:52 AM
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Re: I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.
C'mon Man!

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08/20/2020 12:53 AM
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Re: I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.
Ryan Gosling pees sitting down.. I do sometimes.. lol it’s just easier if I’m tired or half asleep and don’t want to turn the light on
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Re: I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.
My C0C is too big and wont fit in the bowl
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Re: I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.
It's good you are renouncing your urination privilege.

 
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Re: I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.
Many years ago when I learned my brother in law always sat to pee, the way his mother taught him, I mocked him to no end. Now, in my old age it is the way I go. So relaxing.

Be careful not to judge, or you just might end up like the one you judged.
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I just piss in the sink. Works great.
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Just make sure your sink doesnt get clogged or else the fumes from the ammonia can cause hallucinations.
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Re: I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.
Thanks for the update.
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08/20/2020 12:55 AM
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Re: I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.
My C0C is too big and wont fit in the bowl
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LIAR
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08/20/2020 01:07 AM
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Re: I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.
Many years ago when I learned my brother in law always sat to pee, the way his mother taught him, I mocked him to no end. Now, in my old age it is the way I go. So relaxing.

Be careful not to judge, or you just might end up like the one you judged.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79282717


I just piss in the sink. Works great.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79284805


Just make sure your sink doesnt get clogged or else the fumes from the ammonia can cause hallucinations.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2728681


You're right! Thanks for the tip. You should check that too, because I piss in your sink also.
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08/20/2020 01:11 AM
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Re: I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.
Many years ago when I learned my brother in law always sat to pee, the way his mother taught him, I mocked him to no end. Now, in my old age it is the way I go. So relaxing.

Be careful not to judge, or you just might end up like the one you judged.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79282717


I just piss in the sink. Works great.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79284805


Just make sure your sink doesnt get clogged or else the fumes from the ammonia can cause hallucinations.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2728681


You're right! Thanks for the tip. You should check that too, because I piss in your sink also.
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Boom! That's why Installed the new turbo-anti- ammonia blocker cause I started having weird thoughts in the bathroomnm..thank you very much!!!!!
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08/20/2020 01:24 AM
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Re: I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.
What if you have prostate issues and it takes a while to get going? Do you stand there staring at the wall, saying come on? Surprised some of you guys don't shit standing up. Think how manly that would be. Your friends would all admire you.
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08/20/2020 01:33 AM
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Re: I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.
You will piss out between the seat and the bowl. Unless you take measures
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08/20/2020 01:49 AM
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Re: I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.
The sit is superior, feels better to unload a full bladder, no noise or piss splash everywhere
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08/20/2020 01:59 AM
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Re: I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.
I do it at night in the dark.

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It's good you are renouncing your urination privilege.

 
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lmao
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08/20/2020 05:40 AM
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Re: I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.
Haha

You will grow a vagina soon
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Haha

You will grow a vagina soon
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Hopefully on my forehead.
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Re: I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.
Decided after the cleaning lady left and just 15 minutes later I go to take a squirt and shit went awry...piss on the floor!!! So I decided right then and there it would be more cost effective to sit on the toilet as I urinate from here on out. It's not like anyone is going to see me...
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Dad was right, only a sissy squats to pee...
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Re: I'm a 46 year old man and decided to start sitting down on the toilet bowl while taking a piss.
Decided after the cleaning lady left and just 15 minutes later I go to take a squirt and shit went awry...piss on the floor!!! So I decided right then and there it would be more cost effective to sit on the toilet as I urinate from here on out. It's not like anyone is going to see me...
 Quoting: HAWK-03


Dad was right, only a sissy squats to pee...
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Keep spraying your piss all over the floor/walls and your legs ya filthy animal. Clean, Civilized men sit down





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