HEX Fest 2020 - forced to Livestream - the horror, the horror.

HEX Fest 2020 - forced to Livestream - the horror, the horror.

What a bummer - Aug. 7-9, 2020 HEX Fest witchery weekend had to change their venue (or was that voodoo) from New Orleans, with up close and personal hands’on rituals, to Live Stream.

At $350.oo a pop, I’m sure there will be lots of disappointed witches, goblins, and witch wannabees; but there will still be plenty of presenters, seances, seminars, classes, and other virtual options.

Check it out - HEX Fest includes:

Magick Circle of Witches
Hoodoo in the Blood
Voodoo and Afro-Caribbean Paganism (how timely)
Fairy Lore (how timely again)

with Presenters like:

Lilith Dorsey
Dragon Ritual Drummers
Elhoim Leafar
Witchdoctor Utu (not to be confused with Witchdoctor, MD)
XOLOTL (Not the Underworld Dog God) but twins that make jewelry)
but nothing on Freemasons, Luciferians, Satanists, or Illuminati presenters. I guess their keeping a low profile or else.

Unfortunately, the Riverboat Ritual has been canceled.
And I must assume that trading beads for sex, or at least a titty shot is no longer an option either.
And instead of dining on some of the finest eats in America, oysters the size of softballs, you’ll have to order a pizza to go with your blood shake.

There’s still no reason you can’t have a blood sacrifice in your backyard; zoning ordinances be damned.

Never fear though, you will still be able to order your favorite lotions, potions, amulets, and more, including:

chicken’s foot charm
coffin nail crosses (don’t forget to hang them upside down)
Dragon’s Blood (Who knew? I thought dragons were a protected species)
they SOLD OUT of Cedar Smudge (hmmm OK)
Black Arts Oil (CAUTION - Don’t Go There)
Voodoo dolls made to order (there has to be someone in your life that’s pissed you off)

And last but not least, and in keeping with the times, get a ‘Protected by Santa Muerta’ face mask.

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