The astral sex remoras

Are you ok?

It's only for 9 months, Ryan.

I see what you did there.

Sure, you know I love pears

You must be one of the most retarded posters here.

Ok I’ll try it, I’ve already latched a couple onto my nipples before and they seemed happy to help.

:anger:

Hey! Be nice.

Yea there’s plenty of that in the astral and I willingly engage

How can one divorce when I’ve never been married? Little kid neighborhood park weddings don’t count. You threw your own poop against the wall when we were kids, you got more issues than national geographic, dear.

You gotta wonder what the astral remorgasms are cleaning off me!

Is that you my adorable tigger? Yes you have to admit the lampreys look sexy in their own toothy vagina kind of way

Ok, I noticed some of them could be people. A very incubus type energy, like guys that astral travel and have, you know, relations with the bodied.

Oh oh I have an update! I was shaving my hoo haw and I kinda cut myself. It was tiny and didn’t even really bleed but it hurt, and I saw an astral remora “fly” up and attach onto the hurt spot! It seemed to be healing it somehow. It was totally healed within 12 hours.

Usually I’ve only noticed them when an orgasm is imminent and they “eat” a little of the energy released from that. As a trade or symbiosis, they must be offering wound healing!

I'm familiar. How do you ward them off?

I don’t. Not sure why you would want to, I’ll look for ways to do it and get back to you.