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Panty sales soaring as CDC says panties can be used as masks
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Hahaha - when this CV19 first came out and they were espousing that people should wear masks I said "they will want you to wear underwear on your head next."
Looks like I was right.
The Masses ARE RETARDED
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79102348 Thats their excuse is it? Thats what the Canadian men have all been saying they are using those frilly ones are for that they buy in bulk.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78654222 You mean manties? [ link to manties.net] ...
So crotchless panties are good then? As long as the hole covers the other hole?
Quoting: Half Past Midnight Crotchless are actually ideal as you can still drink from a beer bottle without removing the mask. Quoting: Sir France's Beercan But crotchless has an opening that doesn't cover your nose or mouth. It would be equivalent to wearing a hat. And if they make it mandatory with a fine here, I'll get one of those ski masks with the wholes that burgalers always wear. Quoting: Half Past Midnight Maybe get a pair with a nice tight elasticated hole which is basically closed. Then on each swig, rub a bit of lube around the rim of the bottle then ease it into the elasticated hole and drink away. Quoting: Sir France's Beercan OMG I know if I look on twitter or google images I will find such pics.
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