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User ID: 78659823 United States 07/03/2020 06:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The CDC has just announced that panties, provided they are worn properly are acceptable as COVID masks. Quoting: Sir France's Beercan A spokesman said: ‘As long as the gusset of the panties is positioned over the nose and mouth of the wearer, they provided sufficient protection from airborne particles’ Sales in certain states have skyrocketed on the news, with rumours of used panty vending machines cropping up to take advantage of the situation, being reported in certain states. So crotchless panties are good then? As long as the hole covers the other hole? |
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Sir France's Beercan
(OP) User ID: 67058945 United Kingdom 07/04/2020 02:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The CDC has just announced that panties, provided they are worn properly are acceptable as COVID masks. Quoting: Sir France's Beercan A spokesman said: ‘As long as the gusset of the panties is positioned over the nose and mouth of the wearer, they provided sufficient protection from airborne particles’ Sales in certain states have skyrocketed on the news, with rumours of used panty vending machines cropping up to take advantage of the situation, being reported in certain states. So crotchless panties are good then? As long as the hole covers the other hole? Crotchless are actually ideal as you can still drink from a beer bottle without removing the mask. |
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User ID: 78659823 United States 07/04/2020 11:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hahaha - when this CV19 first came out and they were espousing that people should wear masks I said "they will want you to wear underwear on your head next." Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79102348 Looks like I was right. The Masses ARE RETARDED Thats their excuse is it? Thats what the Canadian men have all been saying they are using those frilly ones are for that they buy in bulk. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78654222 You mean manties? [link to manties.net] The CDC has just announced that panties, provided they are worn properly are acceptable as COVID masks. Quoting: Sir France's Beercan A spokesman said: ‘As long as the gusset of the panties is positioned over the nose and mouth of the wearer, they provided sufficient protection from airborne particles’ Sales in certain states have skyrocketed on the news, with rumours of used panty vending machines cropping up to take advantage of the situation, being reported in certain states. So crotchless panties are good then? As long as the hole covers the other hole? Crotchless are actually ideal as you can still drink from a beer bottle without removing the mask. But crotchless has an opening that doesn't cover your nose or mouth. It would be equivalent to wearing a hat. And if they make it mandatory with a fine here, I'll get one of those ski masks with the wholes that burgalers always wear. |
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I just don't give a fuck User ID: 60052792 United States 07/04/2020 11:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The CDC has just announced that panties, provided they are worn properly are acceptable as COVID masks. Quoting: Sir France's Beercan A spokesman said: ‘As long as the gusset of the panties is positioned over the nose and mouth of the wearer, they provided sufficient protection from airborne particles’ Sales in certain states have skyrocketed on the news, with rumours of used panty vending machines cropping up to take advantage of the situation, being reported in certain states. So crotchless panties are good then? As long as the hole covers the other hole? Crotchless are actually ideal as you can still drink from a beer bottle without removing the mask. If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was "we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 25086901 United States 07/04/2020 11:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The CDC has just announced that panties, provided they are worn properly are acceptable as COVID masks. Quoting: Sir France's Beercan A spokesman said: ‘As long as the gusset of the panties is positioned over the nose and mouth of the wearer, they provided sufficient protection from airborne particles’ Sales in certain states have skyrocketed on the news, with rumours of used panty vending machines cropping up to take advantage of the situation. Would gratefully request an English translation for those in the America's...what is the 'gusset' of the panties? |
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(OP) User ID: 67058945 United Kingdom 07/04/2020 11:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hahaha - when this CV19 first came out and they were espousing that people should wear masks I said "they will want you to wear underwear on your head next." Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79102348 Looks like I was right. The Masses ARE RETARDED Thats their excuse is it? Thats what the Canadian men have all been saying they are using those frilly ones are for that they buy in bulk. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78654222 You mean manties? [link to manties.net] The CDC has just announced that panties, provided they are worn properly are acceptable as COVID masks. Quoting: Sir France's Beercan A spokesman said: ‘As long as the gusset of the panties is positioned over the nose and mouth of the wearer, they provided sufficient protection from airborne particles’ Sales in certain states have skyrocketed on the news, with rumours of used panty vending machines cropping up to take advantage of the situation, being reported in certain states. So crotchless panties are good then? As long as the hole covers the other hole? Crotchless are actually ideal as you can still drink from a beer bottle without removing the mask. But crotchless has an opening that doesn't cover your nose or mouth. It would be equivalent to wearing a hat. And if they make it mandatory with a fine here, I'll get one of those ski masks with the wholes that burgalers always wear. Maybe get a pair with a nice tight elasticated hole which is basically closed. Then on each swig, rub a bit of lube around the rim of the bottle then ease it into the elasticated hole and drink away. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25086901 United States 07/04/2020 11:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The CDC has just announced that panties, provided they are worn properly are acceptable as COVID masks. Quoting: Sir France's Beercan A spokesman said: ‘As long as the gusset of the panties is positioned over the nose and mouth of the wearer, they provided sufficient protection from airborne particles’ Sales in certain states have skyrocketed on the news, with rumours of used panty vending machines cropping up to take advantage of the situation. Would gratefully request an English translation for those in the America's...what is the 'gusset' of the panties? Butthole. |
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Sir France's Beercan
(OP) User ID: 67058945 United Kingdom 07/04/2020 12:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The CDC has just announced that panties, provided they are worn properly are acceptable as COVID masks. Quoting: Sir France's Beercan A spokesman said: ‘As long as the gusset of the panties is positioned over the nose and mouth of the wearer, they provided sufficient protection from airborne particles’ Sales in certain states have skyrocketed on the news, with rumours of used panty vending machines cropping up to take advantage of the situation. Would gratefully request an English translation for those in the America's...what is the 'gusset' of the panties? Butthole. You might be wearing yours back to front dude: [link to www.urbandictionary.com (secure)] part of a womans underwear, which sits just below her pussy |
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User ID: 78659823 United States 07/04/2020 01:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hahaha - when this CV19 first came out and they were espousing that people should wear masks I said "they will want you to wear underwear on your head next." Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79102348 Looks like I was right. The Masses ARE RETARDED Thats their excuse is it? Thats what the Canadian men have all been saying they are using those frilly ones are for that they buy in bulk. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78654222 You mean manties? [link to manties.net] ... Quoting: Half Past Midnight So crotchless panties are good then? As long as the hole covers the other hole? Crotchless are actually ideal as you can still drink from a beer bottle without removing the mask. But crotchless has an opening that doesn't cover your nose or mouth. It would be equivalent to wearing a hat. And if they make it mandatory with a fine here, I'll get one of those ski masks with the wholes that burgalers always wear. Maybe get a pair with a nice tight elasticated hole which is basically closed. Then on each swig, rub a bit of lube around the rim of the bottle then ease it into the elasticated hole and drink away. OMG I know if I look on twitter or google images I will find such pics. |