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Panty sales soaring as CDC says panties can be used as masks
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The CDC has just announced that panties, provided they are worn properly are acceptable as COVID masks.
A spokesman said:
‘As long as the gusset of the panties is positioned over the nose and mouth of the wearer, they provided sufficient protection from airborne particles’
Sales in certain states have skyrocketed on the news, with rumours of used panty vending machines cropping up to take advantage of the situation, being reported in certain states.
Quoting: Sir France's Beercan So crotchless panties are good then? As long as the hole covers the other hole? Crotchless are actually ideal as you can still drink from a beer bottle without removing the mask. 
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