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Miss Bunny Swan
(OP) User ID: 77473973 Hong Kong 07/02/2020 11:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's what I had to do to please my Virgo perfectionist OCD husband whom I just divorced after 30 years: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1913722 Vacuum in straight lines only - no zigzags Towels must be stored with folded side facing out Light switches must be in down position when off. Can't have them opposite: up position, but light is off if two switches (upstairs + downstairs switches both work for hallway light) Check iron when leaving house even if hasn't been used Mow front and back lawns same time (vs next day or so) so grass height is even Mow with wheel marks in same line when going back and forth. Oh good lord that sounds like a living hell! How did you last 30 years? Hopefully you don’t smash shit and spill and smear crap everywhere just to get a thrill now. No, it's still embedded. I still fold the towels that way. Linen closet always looked like a Macy's display. When I told my dad I was going to leave him (I'm Catholic and taught it was a sin) he said "I'm surprised you lasted this long!" Yea i really prefer stuff to be clean and attractively arranged, I just don’t want to have to make it that way. |
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Miss Bunny Swan
(OP) User ID: 77473973 Hong Kong 07/02/2020 11:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's what I had to do to please my Virgo perfectionist OCD husband whom I just divorced after 30 years: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1913722 Vacuum in straight lines only - no zigzags Towels must be stored with folded side facing out Light switches must be in down position when off. Can't have them opposite: up position, but light is off if two switches (upstairs + downstairs switches both work for hallway light) Check iron when leaving house even if hasn't been used Mow front and back lawns same time (vs next day or so) so grass height is even Mow with wheel marks in same line when going back and forth. Oh good lord that sounds like a living hell! How did you last 30 years? Hopefully you don’t smash shit and spill and smear crap everywhere just to get a thrill now. No, it's still embedded. I still fold the towels that way. Linen closet always looked like a Macy's display. When I told my dad I was going to leave him (I'm Catholic and taught it was a sin) he said "I'm surprised you lasted this long!" Speaking of utensils and eating, the ex would also stab the meat with a fork, put knife through the center tong opening of the fork, and then cut meat to ensure straight lines when sliced. He told me that's how you're suppose to do it. I always use my fork and cut along the back side of it. I don't use the fork as a wedge to hold the knife steady. Holy moly I can’t imagine the awful sounds he must have made while doing that! |
Miss Bunny Swan
(OP) User ID: 77473973 Hong Kong 07/02/2020 11:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I hold my fork in my left hand, knife in my right. Quoting: ElleMira I have a weird way of solving math problems. My daughter (she's a math major) is perplexed at the ass-backwards way I solve math problems. She tries to show me shorter methods but I find it confusing - I like my way better. Do you work backwards from the answer? The fork and knife gig is actually proper etiquette, good for you. I've denied many a second date over eating etiquette, it says a lot about a person and how they approach life. Yes, even Pirates can be well-rounded and refined. My husband knew I was the one when I leaned over and opened his door for him after he opened mine first to let me in his car. (First date) His education was from the movie Bronx Summer where the dad says "If she don't lean over and open the door for you, DUMP her!" I have never seen or heard of such a thing, why would anyone do that? |
Miss Bunny Swan
(OP) User ID: 77473973 Hong Kong 07/02/2020 11:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I review my camera footage from the previous day and load any illegal activities from up to a mile out on memory sticks. Sooner or later when a neighbor screws with me I give them to the agency that will hammer them the hardest . if they leave me and mine alone I overlook their bad habits . Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78258531 That sounds like passive aggressive karenism! |
Zorro A. Knievel Esq.
User ID: 76677479 United States 07/02/2020 11:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I chug my first 5 cups of coffee over ice in the morning, then drink my next 5 from my thermos at work. COVID IS NOT FUCKING REAL, WW3 AIN'T GUNNA HAPPEN. TURN OFF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TV. [link to youtube.com (secure)] [link to youtube.com (secure)] |
Miss Bunny Swan
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78493217 United States 07/02/2020 11:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I use my daughters old training potty to put my feet on when I take a dump. It helps me really blast out some feces. Quoting: JimmyBones Been doing it for a while. She's 9. Have you ever stood on the toilet and squatted over it like a muslim? Sometimes I'll sit on it backwards so I have a place to rest my head... |
Miss Bunny Swan
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Miss Bunny Swan
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User ID: 56270897 United States 07/02/2020 11:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For example I hold my knife and fork totally retarded and backwards when eating. Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan Is there something you do that’s funny or silly to other people, or not like how everyone else does it? The most weird thing I do is actually (and I am not proud of it) is actually read this stuff. And then reply. Proud to be UnV'd There is one constant in life: If you build something worth having, someone will try to take it or destroy it. Proud member of A Brotherhood Against Totalitarian Enactments, Americans Who Hate Aging, proud supporter of attractive women. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79076120 United States 07/02/2020 11:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When I Q-tip my ears after a shower, I turn my shoulders parallel to the bathroom door that is 6 feet away because 35 years ago I shared a tiny apartment with a tiny bathroom and had an irrational fear of said roommate opening the lockless door into my elbow and jamming the Q-tip in my ear. Still do it to this day. |
Mental Case
User ID: 77690972 United States 07/02/2020 11:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I pick up the whole basket of silverware out of the dishwasher...walk to the drawer & put all the silverware in the drawer at once. I rinse my toothbrush like a full minute longer than I need to. I rinse it before I brush as well. If I am going to be damned...I am going to be damned for who I really am! |
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User ID: 77690972 United States 07/02/2020 11:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I like to sing when I'm alone. I once was singing scarbourrough fair & kitty stopped dead in her tracks...looked at me with eyes the size of dinner plates...I think she recognized the song. If I am going to be damned...I am going to be damned for who I really am! |
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Deplorable Mary
User ID: 72851469 United States 07/02/2020 11:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Shawski We were at a seafood restaurant and my daughter was probably three. I wasn't paying attention and when I looked at her plate I noticed there were no shrimp tails. I asked her where they were and she said she ate them. I told her you aren't supposed to eat them. But I see that's a thing!!! LMAO! |
Deplorable Mary
User ID: 72851469 United States 07/02/2020 11:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For example I hold my knife and fork totally retarded and backwards when eating. Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan Is there something you do that’s funny or silly to other people, or not like how everyone else does it? It is actually how you are supposed to. Your fork holds the fork and your dominant hand (arm) does the work. People actually think I am weird because this is how I eat. I trained myself to eat like that years ago because I found eating with my left hand (non-dominant) I ate slower and less food because I had to think about what I was doing. |
Deplorable Mary
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77504359 United States 07/02/2020 12:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I tie my shoes wrong - I tie two loops together and could never get the other way. I hold my pencil weird, with two fingers on top. I excelled in school - mom blames the fact that I taught myself how to do those things and was just stubborn when she tried to correct them. I can't eat a tuna salad sandwich without drinking chocolate milk and vice versa. Also a childhood crutch. |