Tell me about the weird ways you do things.

No, I like it runny in the middle tho

I'm not sure since I have nothing to compare it to. I spend most of my time alone and no one talks to me.

I masterbate with my pinky out.

Here's what I had to do to please my Virgo perfectionist OCD husband whom I just divorced after 30 years:

Vacuum in straight lines only - no zigzags

Towels must be stored with folded side facing out

Light switches must be in down position when off. Can't have them opposite: up position, but light is off if two switches (upstairs + downstairs switches both work for hallway light)

Check iron when leaving house even if hasn't been used

Mow front and back lawns same time (vs next day or so) so grass height is even

Mow with wheel marks in same line when going back and forth.

I'm not sure since I have nothing to compare it to. I spend most of my time alone and no one talks to me.

Kind of in a horse stance, so spaced a bit more than shoulder width without locking the knees.

I stand at my easel the same way, makes it easier for long stretches.

i drink pickle juice when the jar is empty

Do you work backwards from the answer?

Well I would say then that you are talented and that’s not necessarily weird, but just exceptional

Oh good lord that sounds like a living hell! How did you last 30 years? Hopefully you don’t smash shit and spill and smear crap everywhere just to get a thrill now.

No, it's still embedded. I still fold the towels that way. Linen closet always looked like a Macy's display. When I told my dad I was going to leave him (I'm Catholic and taught it was a sin) he said "I'm surprised you lasted this long!"

The fork and knife gig is actually proper etiquette, good for you.

I've denied many a second date over eating etiquette, it says a lot about a person and how they approach life. Yes, even Pirates can be well-rounded and refined.

My husband knew I was the one when I leaned over and opened his door for him after he opened mine first to let me in his car. (First date) His education was from the movie Bronx Summer where the dad says "If she don't lean over and open the door for you, DUMP her!"

That makes sense. It is kinda weird though, I like sitting when I concentrate on something.

I'm not sure since I have nothing to compare it to. I spend most of my time alone and no one talks to me.

For example I hold my knife and fork totally retarded and backwards when eating.

Is there something you do that’s funny or silly to other people, or not like how everyone else does it?

The fork and knife gig is actually proper etiquette, good for you.

I've denied many a second date over eating etiquette, it says a lot about a person and how they approach life. Yes, even Pirates can be well-rounded and refined.

A refined pirate, that is strange!

I can't come up with anything really weird.