Hi I'm the King of the Universe. ask me anything...

Ya this is a one star magnet...feel the love...

Euh question ehm : how is it going with our solar system

OK thnaks

Going fine. this is a dirt water planet on the outskirts of nowhere...I've installed meteor, comet deflector shields on the planet...I've also been on a 20 year project to fix the ozone layer...

Oh King Dipshit... Dont you have some butts to probe?

I'm the one who stopped the butt probing asswipe...

Why the big mess?

This is a volatile planet. I don't really understand the question but the planet will be here a long time...

Satanic minions creating the messes...

The KING of the Universe WE LIVE IN.. is CHRIST JESUS.. SO NO King...

NOPE

What does the Orion constellation have in store for Earth?

The know it all has arrived...

Nothing...peaceful planets there...

You are an ordinary cock - who can do nothing. And I am an Archdemon.

I heard Triad loves smell his own farts, is that correct ?

Good! What constellation do the bad ones come from and is it true Earths heading for a black hole?

Is the Pindar here on this planet?

Is the Pindar here on this planet?

What is a pindar.

All the alien enemies of earth are dead...new heaven new earth...no earth will be here 5 billion more years...

I hope your right, I really do.

Or a tunnel

Can you explain?

when they collapse.. new suns are born of them. and they aren't holes.

So they become Black Suns?

the planet and solar system is being moved to an eternal region.. it will be here eternally.

No because suns are light.

Oh King Darius, currently taking the name of King Triad, the well renowned expert on all things butt-prob. I come here on this internet forum to ask you a very important question.

Will I, currently taking the name Opossum Smoocher, have a hefty bowel movement today? And if so will said bowel movement block my toilet like it has the past few times? I cannot stand to unclog another toilet. It always gets into the plunger and everything, it's a mess.

Those 12 items from taco bell yesterday aren't sitting too well.

If you are the king of the universe why are you mucking around with a shit detail like planet earth?

Last Edited by Ordovician on 06/23/2020 08:42 AM