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You have ZERO days until the end of the Mayan calendar

 
HighRoller

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...according to some numbertards who made it into the mainstream media.

"The scientist claimed there was a critical discrepancy between the Julian calendar and the Gregorian calendar, which accounts for about 11 days per year.

As a result of this discrepancy, December 21, 2012, is supposed to actually fall on June 21, 2020."

[link to www.express.co.uk (secure)]

PaleHorseRides

How are you spending your (potentially) last two days of civilization?

I'm having a gin and tonic and tidying up the house so when future civilizations unearth us they don't think we're slobs.
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Anyone getting a Matthew 24:29 vibe off of this? I used to think Yellowstone would blow up or something that would cause "the blackening of the sun". But what if its talking about the Ring of Fire event coming up on Father's Day?
1 Corinthians 15:55-57
//O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory?

//The sting of death is sin; and the strength of sin is the law.
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Just be happy this weekend...

Not tired of doom yet?
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Re: You have ZERO days until the end of the Mayan calendar
...according to some numbertards who made it into the mainstream media.

"The scientist claimed there was a critical discrepancy between the Julian calendar and the Gregorian calendar, which accounts for about 11 days per year.

As a result of this discrepancy, December 21, 2012, is supposed to actually fall on June 21, 2020."

[link to www.express.co.uk (secure)]

PaleHorseRides

How are you spending your (potentially) last two days of civilization?

I'm having a gin and tonic and tidying up the house so when future civilizations unearth us they don't think we're slobs.
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


im spending it like its another weekend to prep and work on my garden. since thats literally all it is. im still not sure why the world puts any stock in the mayan calender thing. it is seriously 1000 times more ridiculous than the y2k shit was.
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Seems like it will be a high end liquor and formal attire kind of event.

But what band should be playing?
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ZZ Top
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"Be like water my friend”- Bruce Lee
TlvmmCpoft  (OP)

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Really? Less than 48 hours from "certain doom" and ya'll unpin it?

Tsk tsk tsk.
I don't know what lies they told you, but I can promise they were lies.

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TlvmmCpoft  (OP)

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There. I updated the thread title to reflect that doom is now only 24 hours away.

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Last Edited by TlvmmCpoft on 06/20/2020 02:52 AM
I don't know what lies they told you, but I can promise they were lies.

There's a fine line between training, trauma, and torture.
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There. I updated the thread title to reflect that doom is now only 24 hours away.

rockon
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hey give me some green karma PLEASEpeace
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There is a bit of a cosmic wave? Ya think this is what everyone is talking about.

Cuz the end of the calendar already happened.

The first three didn't work, so let's have the mayan calendar end again?

Desperate.

:laughingbeauty:
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I feel like they've been saying this every other week since it didn't come to fruition in 2012.

It's the same as the coronatards. 2 more weeks and we'll be at peak! Numbers will skyrocket! Just give it 2 more weeks!

It's years (and months) respectively. They were wrong.


Sucks to suck.5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77889465


There have been half a million (446K to be more precise) deaths attributed to that virus so far.

Considering it started out as one death a few months ago, they might not be wrong.
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57 million die every year from other causes so regardless its the most over hyped, fear driven, bullshit scam pushed on the world, possibly ever.
Floridian.

Christian, Father, Hard worker and a millenial.

Fuck Big Pharma!

Don’t be a pussy, if you leave red at least leave your name.

I can’t guarantee I’ll be alive come this time next year…
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Re: You have ZERO days until the end of the Mayan calendar
...according to some numbertards who made it into the mainstream media.

"The scientist claimed there was a critical discrepancy between the Julian calendar and the Gregorian calendar, which accounts for about 11 days per year.

As a result of this discrepancy, December 21, 2012, is supposed to actually fall on June 21, 2020."

[link to www.express.co.uk (secure)]

PaleHorseRides

How are you spending your (potentially) last one day two days of civilization?

I'm having a gin and tonic and tidying up the house so when future civilizations unearth us they don't think we're slobs.
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


Nope it is August 27th 2020.
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Slow motion doom is not for the weak-hearted. They will be analyzing December 2019 to December 2025 for centuries....

If anything survives.
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Ring of fire eclipse, snake eating it’s tail, ring of fire pacific earthquakes, earth changes? Hmm.
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Doom time!
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1 hour into the 21st here in Australia.
THE STRENGTH OF GOD'S HAND
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Judge denies Trump admin’s attempt to block release of John Bolton’s BOOK.

Another BOOK in discussion on the day of the rally at BOOK (sorry, BOK).

[link to edition.cnn.com (secure)]

Don’t forget Trump posing in front of St. John’s Church holding a BOOK.
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Re: You have ZERO days until the end of the Mayan calendar
Just be happy this weekend...

Not tired of doom yet?
 Quoting: Bodhi Sita


I hope you are doing okay out there Bodhi - I've noticed a number of.. anxiety based posts.. from you lately.

Anyway not to worry, no one actually knows the proper date calculations, apparently, because all sorts of figures are put out there, such as the one from this article:

Mayan End of the World Miscalculated by 75 Years by Loren W. Jeffries (you'll have to google for that, as its a pdf link and I dont think glp will let me post that lol)

Here's another one:
[link to abcnews.go.com (secure)]

And so on.. And then there were all sorts of people saying the date was BEFORE 2012.

The bottom line is: the mayans do NOT predict doom or anything particularly special for the calendar reset, and their texts talk about regular life going on normally after that. It's just like an analog clock, when the hands are at midnight, it just goes back to 0 and starts over.
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waitwhat
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TBC-stoked
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Re: You have ZERO days until the end of the Mayan calendar
1 hour into the 21st here in Australia.
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Heh, was just about to ask if it was the 21st yet over there^_^

Thanks for the update
Hmmmm...
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Finally.
~ Ad astra audacter eamus in alis fidelium ~

"Then the lion shall lie down with the lamb and the bear shall eat grass like the ox and the child shall play on the hole of the asp and nothing shall hurt nor destroy in all My Holy Mountain."

[Isaiah 11:6]

~ A R K
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The simulation will reset.
It was a good run! Catch you on the flip side.
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We are still here.

Your Mayan calendar shit is about as annoying as Bible prophecies.
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1 hour into the 21st here in Australia.
 Quoting: Assyrian King


Did you get doomed yet? hiding
I don't know what lies they told you, but I can promise they were lies.

There's a fine line between training, trauma, and torture.
A R K

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The simulation will reset.
It was a good run! Catch you on the flip side.
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Had a fun time.
~ Ad astra audacter eamus in alis fidelium ~

"Then the lion shall lie down with the lamb and the bear shall eat grass like the ox and the child shall play on the hole of the asp and nothing shall hurt nor destroy in all My Holy Mountain."

[Isaiah 11:6]

~ A R K
A R K

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1 hour into the 21st here in Australia.
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Did you get doomed yet? hiding
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Yes, keep us updated on the doom please.
~ Ad astra audacter eamus in alis fidelium ~

"Then the lion shall lie down with the lamb and the bear shall eat grass like the ox and the child shall play on the hole of the asp and nothing shall hurt nor destroy in all My Holy Mountain."

[Isaiah 11:6]

~ A R K
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The simulation will reset.
It was a good run! Catch you on the flip side.
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Had a fun time.
 Quoting: A R K


It was a blast.

Forty something years on this planet.

I got to go to and see more than 20 countries, a genocide, military-controlled prisons, a few raves, the politically maneuvered overthrow of more than one country, the infiltration of grassroots organizations close up enough that I could smell their breath, and so much more.

Would have given it all up to stay with my family, but this ride didn't let you choose where you were going to sit.
I don't know what lies they told you, but I can promise they were lies.

There's a fine line between training, trauma, and torture.
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Nah, that's not what is happening it isnt tomorrow.
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Nah, that's not what is happening it isnt tomorrow.
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We like our classic doom. Let us have it.

Although, something has been bothering me.

The end of the Mayan calendar (the one back in 2012) - Why weren't we partying like it was the turn of the century?

Wouldn't that essentially be the biggest New Year's Eve ever...the end of an entire ridiculously long calendar?

I think we need to start enjoying the moments more rather than just storing away extra cans of soup in case it's the end.
I don't know what lies they told you, but I can promise they were lies.

There's a fine line between training, trauma, and torture.
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Well isn't his a Whopper...

It's our last day, soon to be meal.

Yup, only one place where you can have it your way.
blm hasn't burned any yet too.

Be the King....I'm going for a double.
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!!!!!
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Well isn't his a Whopper...

It's our last day, soon to be meal.

Yup, only one place where you can have it your way.
blm hasn't burned any yet too.

Be the King....I'm going for a double.
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!!!!!
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Dan, shut the fuck up and give Kieth a nice reach around.
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Nah, that's not what is happening it isnt tomorrow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79052259


We like our classic doom. Let us have it.

Although, something has been bothering me.

The end of the Mayan calendar (the one back in 2012) - Why weren't we partying like it was the turn of the century?

Wouldn't that essentially be the biggest New Year's Eve ever...the end of an entire ridiculously long calendar?

I think we need to start enjoying the moments more rather than just storing away extra cans of soup in case it's the end.
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


Mayan Calendar was never based on the deceitful Roman Gregorian Calendar but the Ethiopian one instead which is based off the Egyptian Coptic one. Guess what? September 11th, 2019 was new years when we entered 2012. isnt that nuts that 9/11 is the new year for ethiopian calejndar?

August 27 2020 is Dec 21 2012 on the Mayan Calendar.





GLP