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Federal Judge Unseals Nancy Pelosi’s Alcoholic Treatment Records.

 
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An un-recovered alcoholic is a security risk and people should care about that.

But yes...this is a satire site.
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Bitch, you are a hazard to humanity with your 12 step vampire program.
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Uh, yeah. Because the twelve step programs are so much more dangerous than untreated alcoholism.


Dollars to donuts, you are one of us (an alcoholic) and that is your disease speaking.


But believe what you want -- and do what you want.
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Here's a great line from the satire article:

"Judge Marcus Alfonso Paralapalos of the conservative 51st District Court of Warrants, has ordered the medical treatment files for Nancy Pelosi’s alcoholism unsealed and available to the general public. "

Judge Marcus Alfonso Paralapalos of the conservative 51st District Court of Warrants.

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Hope it's not a repost?

Judge Marcus Alfonso Paralapalos of the conservative 51st District Court of Warrants, has ordered the medical treatment files for Nancy Pelosi’s alcoholism unsealed and available to the general public. While technically a violation of about 11 laws, Judge Paralopolos stands by his ruling, fully expecting it to be overturned:

“THE PUBLIC HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW IF THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE IS UNDERGOING TREATMENT FOR ALCOHOLISM AND BLOOGIE ADDICTION. THE 9TH CIRCUIT COURT WILL CERTAINLY OVERRULE THIS, BUT I CANNOT IN GOOD CONSCIENCE DENY THE MOTION TO THE PLAINTIFF.”

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5 STARS OP! She has more than a couple of addictions.peace
Come And Take It!
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Hope it's not a repost?

Judge Marcus Alfonso Paralapalos of the conservative 51st District Court of Warrants, has ordered the medical treatment files for Nancy Pelosi’s alcoholism unsealed and available to the general public. While technically a violation of about 11 laws, Judge Paralopolos stands by his ruling, fully expecting it to be overturned:

“THE PUBLIC HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW IF THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE IS UNDERGOING TREATMENT FOR ALCOHOLISM AND BLOOGIE ADDICTION. THE 9TH CIRCUIT COURT WILL CERTAINLY OVERRULE THIS, BUT I CANNOT IN GOOD CONSCIENCE DENY THE MOTION TO THE PLAINTIFF.”

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5 STARS OP! She has more than a couple of addictions.peace
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I wouldn't even care about ganj in her case as she is obviously a drunk to the gills space cadet.
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What a bunch of gullible suckers.

Read the linked article, fuckwits. It's a SATIRE ARTICLE.
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Funny how life imitates art in this case.
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Well have a look at this article from the same site:

Rush Limbaugh’s Cancer Is Shrinking – Doctors Call It A Miracle

Dr. Craftsmanship Tubolls, PhD, MMA. DTF, says Limbaugh’s condition may not qualify as terminal at all if he props up the way he’s going:

“The science here is clear. As opposed to tremendous rounds of radiation and chemotherapy, which have been shown not to work in every patient who does those things and still passes on, Rush has been eating a ton of dandelion greens, shellfishes, and rhubarb and has begun a step by step routine of fundamental peppermint oil blends and appeal.

“It’s staggering what the force of God and his charmed plants can do. We’re attributing this to a certified extraordinary event.”

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Judge Marcus Alfonso Paralapalos of the conservative 51st District Court of Warrants, has ordered the medical treatment files for Nancy Pelosi’s alcoholism unsealed and available to the general public. While technically a violation of about 11 laws, Judge Paralopolos stands by his ruling, fully expecting it to be overturned:

“THE PUBLIC HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW IF THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE IS UNDERGOING TREATMENT FOR ALCOHOLISM AND BLOOGIE ADDICTION. THE 9TH CIRCUIT COURT WILL CERTAINLY OVERRULE THIS, BUT I CANNOT IN GOOD CONSCIENCE DENY THE MOTION TO THE PLAINTIFF.”

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5 STARS OP! She has more than a couple of addictions.peace
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Look, it's the captain of Moses' Ark, and he's sucker enough to believe this satire article is real too!

Not surprising actually.
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Re: Federal Judge Unseals Nancy Pelosi’s Alcoholic Treatment Records.
These cunts and their beliefs only apply to others.

If anyone thinks that they abide by them, I could show you differently.

All of it is horseshit for them to feed off of others misery.
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And she’s worried about Trump? Lol





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