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User ID: 74662838 United States 05/06/2020 08:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yup Quoting: Evil_Twin Florida beaches re-opening tomorrow. Mrs. ET already approved for the day off on Wednesday. Umbrella, chairs, towels already packed in the trunk. Cooler will be loaded with ice Wed. morning. Mission is go! This mission is deeply critical to our sanity. when you have to piss or shit. where ya going to do it ? have a great time increasing the odds of this virus killing people. be sure to get some good mindfulness relaxation in!! by golly you deserve it. Looks like Karen showed up. Someone explain this Karen phenomenon to me as it relates to the virus. I would think Karen, being the fabulous and shallow person that she is, would be about ready to lose her mind cooped up in the house with her hair and nails undone, her shoe collection rapidly becoming out of style, and her vacation to Fiji put on hold, for the past two months. Why is she demanding everyone stay home? I have a Karen for a cousin-in-Law, for instance, and in the early days of the lockdown, she wouldn’t stop bitching about how her trip to Ireland got canceled, and then her backup trip to the Caymans got canceled, and then her backup backup trip to the beach got canceled. Now, the poor thing has been reduced to bragging about having a native Texas limestone facade and slate roof put on her house since she can’t have laborers inside to finish her kitchen remodeling. Have I misunderstood Karen all this time? Last Edited by Revbo™ on 05/06/2020 09:09 PM John 8:32 And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78760456 United Kingdom 05/06/2020 09:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yup Quoting: Evil_Twin Florida beaches re-opening tomorrow. Mrs. ET already approved for the day off on Wednesday. Umbrella, chairs, towels already packed in the trunk. Cooler will be loaded with ice Wed. morning. Mission is go! This mission is deeply critical to our sanity. when you have to piss or shit. where ya going to do it ? have a great time increasing the odds of this virus killing people. be sure to get some good mindfulness relaxation in!! by golly you deserve it. Looks like Karen showed up. Someone explain this Karen phenomenon to me as it relates to the virus. I would think Karen, being the fabulous and shallow person that she is, would be about ready to lose her mind cooped up in the house with her hair and nails undone, her shoe collection rapidly becoming out of style, and her vacation to Fiji put on hold, for the past two months. Why is she demanding everyone stay home? I have a Karen for a cousin-in-Law, for instance, and in the early days of the lockdown, she wouldn’t stop bitching about how her trip to Ireland got canceled, and then her backup trip to the Caymans got canceled, and then her backup backup trip to the beach got canceled. Now, the poor thing has been reduced to bragging about having a native Texas limestone facade and slate roof put on her house since she can’t have laborers inside to finish her kitchen remodeling. Have I misunderstood Karen all this time? As a Karen, give or take a letter, I don't think you misunderstand. Karen is just better than everyone else. She follows the Gov. advice to the letter and names and shames any mere mortal who does not adhere to her standards. Her heart bleeds and if yours does not, so help you. |
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