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Evil_Twin
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Only Me
Strawberry Girl User ID: 12651613 United States 05/03/2020 08:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Beach day!!! Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
Evil_Twin
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Arthur Jackson
User ID: 76244356 United States 05/03/2020 08:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yup Quoting: Evil_Twin Florida beaches re-opening tomorrow. Mrs. ET already approved for the day off on Wednesday. Umbrella, chairs, towels already packed in the trunk. Cooler will be loaded with ice Wed. morning. Mission is go! This mission is deeply critical to our sanity. Do it! I went turkey hunting yesterday. Like I could get sick sitting alone in the woods making funny sounds? Well, the turkeys stayed up on the hill and I had a great day out doors in the sun. Earlier I watched Jupiter, Saturn, and Mars as I hunkered down and waited for the turkeys to wake up. Listening to the multitudes of birds from the little wrens to the big ravens, wood peckers going nuts, squirrels chattering, bear lumbering by, mulies puzzling about what I was but not being scared. Hunting isn’t about killing. Get outside. Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast. If you do not take an interest in the affairs of your government, then you are doomed to live under the rule of fools. — Plato “AI is kind of a fancy thing, first of all it’s two letters. It means artificial intelligence.” Kamala Harris VPOTUS |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78570892 South Korea 05/03/2020 08:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yup Quoting: Evil_Twin Florida beaches re-opening tomorrow. Mrs. ET already approved for the day off on Wednesday. Umbrella, chairs, towels already packed in the trunk. Cooler will be loaded with ice Wed. morning. Mission is go! This mission is deeply critical to our sanity. when you have to piss or shit. where ya going to do it ? have a great time increasing the odds of this virus killing people. be sure to get some good mindfulness relaxation in!! by golly you deserve it. |
Copperhead
User ID: 78310150 United States 05/03/2020 08:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yup Quoting: Evil_Twin Florida beaches re-opening tomorrow. Mrs. ET already approved for the day off on Wednesday. Umbrella, chairs, towels already packed in the trunk. Cooler will be loaded with ice Wed. morning. Mission is go! This mission is deeply critical to our sanity. when you have to piss or shit. where ya going to do it ? have a great time increasing the odds of this virus killing people. be sure to get some good mindfulness relaxation in!! by golly you deserve it. Looks like Karen showed up. |
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Evil_Twin
(OP) User ID: 77689650 United States 05/03/2020 08:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yup Quoting: Evil_Twin Florida beaches re-opening tomorrow. Mrs. ET already approved for the day off on Wednesday. Umbrella, chairs, towels already packed in the trunk. Cooler will be loaded with ice Wed. morning. Mission is go! This mission is deeply critical to our sanity. when you have to piss or shit. where ya going to do it ? have a great time increasing the odds of this virus killing people. be sure to get some good mindfulness relaxation in!! by golly you deserve it. Well, I generally do #1s right in the Gulf of Mexico, #2s at home. Thanks for asking. I'm not at all worried about any influenza bug being viable after 15 seconds in the pounding UV radiation of the Florida Sun. |
Dogfood™
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Evil_Twin
(OP) User ID: 77689650 United States 05/03/2020 11:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Y'all that know me from way back already know, I was a prepper way back in the 80s. So was my wife, she grew up on a very rural farm in Colorado where like 4 counties had to bus the kids in for one Prom. We don't give a fuck anymore. Cleaning out my Dad's place a couple years ago when he passed cured me of that. Dad's 2 tons of rice was a burden, not to mention the 100's of gallons of oil that nobody wanted and 50 years worth of lightbulbs Now? I try to keep a month's worth of canned goods in case of a bad hurricane, and a case of ammo for Red Dawn Fuck it |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77504359 United States 05/03/2020 11:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Y'all that know me from way back already know, I was a prepper way back in the 80s. So was my wife, she grew up on a very rural farm in Colorado where like 4 counties had to bus the kids in for one Prom. Quoting: Evil_Twin We don't give a fuck anymore. Cleaning out my Dad's place a couple years ago when he passed cured me of that. Dad's 2 tons of rice was a burden, not to mention the 100's of gallons of oil that nobody wanted and 50 years worth of lightbulbs Now? I try to keep a month's worth of canned goods in case of a bad hurricane, and a case of ammo for Red Dawn Fuck it me too! I'm an old school prepper and am just now freeing myself of the last of my excess supplies and I love it. I'm still a survivalist, for goodness sake. I pulled up so many edibles mulching the flower beds beds today … there is food everywhere. The farm markets (Southern New Jersey) are piled up high … what I have now is a very well thought out, normal-sized pantry and kitchen, great food storage and nutritionally dense, tasty stuff, and lots of knowledge. Have fun at the beach! We're about a month behind you up here … They'll open ours up … we all grew up here right on the ocean … our mothers told us to go to the beach and go for a swim when we were sick or we had a cut or whatever … we were all raised to know that the ocean is curative and salt and sunshine is anti microbial .. they won't keep NJ beaches completely closed all summer (it's up to the towns) - no way in hell - and it won't cause an outbreak. |
Evil_Twin
(OP) User ID: 77689650 United States 05/03/2020 11:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yup Quoting: Evil_Twin Florida beaches re-opening tomorrow. Mrs. ET already approved for the day off on Wednesday. Umbrella, chairs, towels already packed in the trunk. Cooler will be loaded with ice Wed. morning. Mission is go! This mission is deeply critical to our sanity. Do it! I went turkey hunting yesterday. Like I could get sick sitting alone in the woods making funny sounds? Well, the turkeys stayed up on the hill and I had a great day out doors in the sun. Earlier I watched Jupiter, Saturn, and Mars as I hunkered down and waited for the turkeys to wake up. Listening to the multitudes of birds from the little wrens to the big ravens, wood peckers going nuts, squirrels chattering, bear lumbering by, mulies puzzling about what I was but not being scared. Hunting isn’t about killing. Get outside. Sorry I missed this earlier, but, exactly, dammit...lol |
Only Me
Strawberry Girl User ID: 12651613 United States 05/05/2020 02:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | HALLOOOOOOOOOO Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
Leroux
User ID: 78880474 South Korea 05/05/2020 02:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Good... Fresh air,sun, and water... Good fer ya. THESE RULES ARE STARTING TO ANNOY ME! Acts 24:15 15 And have hope toward God, which they themselves also allow, that there shall be a resurrection of the dead, both of the just and unjust. 1 John 2:22 Who is the liar? It is whoever denies that Jesus is the Christ. Such a person is the antichrist |
Evil_Twin
(OP) User ID: 77689650 United States 05/06/2020 07:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They had little tiny signs posted on the boardwalks to the beach stating no chairs, umbrellas, coolers, etc. Only for active use like walking or swimming. Everybody brought their chairs and umbrellas and nobody gave a fuck. Their was one group of 3 Sheriff's officers hassling a group of 18 teens. We even went to our favorite tiki bar and had a couple drinks |
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TheParadigmMan
User ID: 76954598 United States 05/06/2020 07:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yup Quoting: Evil_Twin Florida beaches re-opening tomorrow. Mrs. ET already approved for the day off on Wednesday. Umbrella, chairs, towels already packed in the trunk. Cooler will be loaded with ice Wed. morning. Mission is go! This mission is deeply critical to our sanity. when you have to piss or shit. where ya going to do it ? have a great time increasing the odds of this virus killing people. be sure to get some good mindfulness relaxation in!! by golly you deserve it. Stick it up your ass boot licker !! Have a great time at the Beach ET !! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78760456 United Kingdom 05/06/2020 07:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yup Quoting: Evil_Twin Florida beaches re-opening tomorrow. Mrs. ET already approved for the day off on Wednesday. Umbrella, chairs, towels already packed in the trunk. Cooler will be loaded with ice Wed. morning. Mission is go! This mission is deeply critical to our sanity. Sanity? Sanity? When so many people have died? (check the figures, it is very sad, that is true...always) BUT.........Just WOW! [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] I am going to get your IP address and put a stop to this. While Rhinestone Cowboy plays out in the ears of every, I rolled over, watched the world melt...... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
Evil_Twin
(OP) User ID: 77689650 United States 05/06/2020 07:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Didn't see any today, but I guarantee they were close by. We had a near world record Hammer head caught by a 12 yr old kid from the bridge here just a couple years ago. Did see some wild dolphins hunting. It's amazing how far they can smack a fish with their tails. Bang Zoom To da Moon, Alice! |
seekinginformation
User ID: 53473141 United States 05/06/2020 07:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yup Quoting: Evil_Twin Florida beaches re-opening tomorrow. Mrs. ET already approved for the day off on Wednesday. Umbrella, chairs, towels already packed in the trunk. Cooler will be loaded with ice Wed. morning. Mission is go! This mission is deeply critical to our sanity. Have fun! Remember the sun screen! Seekinginformation |