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I'm going to the beach on Wednesday. You can't stop me, Karen.

 
Evil_Twin

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I'm going to the beach on Wednesday. You can't stop me, Karen.
Yup

Florida beaches re-opening tomorrow. Mrs. ET already approved for the day off on Wednesday.

Umbrella, chairs, towels already packed in the trunk. Cooler will be loaded with ice Wed. morning. Mission is go!

This mission is deeply critical to our sanity.
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05/03/2020 08:20 PM
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Re: I'm going to the beach on Wednesday. You can't stop me, Karen.
Don’t forget the sunscreen love.
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Re: I'm going to the beach on Wednesday. You can't stop me, Karen.
Don’t forget the sunscreen love.
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good call

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Re: I'm going to the beach on Wednesday. You can't stop me, Karen.
Smileyred_heart...SUNSHINE + FRESH AIR = HEALTH...
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Re: I'm going to the beach on Wednesday. You can't stop me, Karen.
Sounds like a good time sun
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Re: I'm going to the beach on Wednesday. You can't stop me, Karen.
Remember...wearing a mask while going swimming is basically waterboarding yourself.
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Beach day!!!
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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05/03/2020 08:33 PM

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Re: I'm going to the beach on Wednesday. You can't stop me, Karen.
Beach day!!!
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Hey OM!
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Remember...wearing a mask while going swimming is basically waterboarding yourself.
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spock drevil
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Re: I'm going to the beach on Wednesday. You can't stop me, Karen.
Yup

Florida beaches re-opening tomorrow. Mrs. ET already approved for the day off on Wednesday.

Umbrella, chairs, towels already packed in the trunk. Cooler will be loaded with ice Wed. morning. Mission is go!

This mission is deeply critical to our sanity.
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Do it! I went turkey hunting yesterday. Like I could get sick sitting alone in the woods making funny sounds? Well, the turkeys stayed up on the hill and I had a great day out doors in the sun. Earlier I watched Jupiter, Saturn, and Mars as I hunkered down and waited for the turkeys to wake up. Listening to the multitudes of birds from the little wrens to the big ravens, wood peckers going nuts, squirrels chattering, bear lumbering by, mulies puzzling about what I was but not being scared. Hunting isn’t about killing. Get outside.
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Re: I'm going to the beach on Wednesday. You can't stop me, Karen.
Yup

Florida beaches re-opening tomorrow. Mrs. ET already approved for the day off on Wednesday.

Umbrella, chairs, towels already packed in the trunk. Cooler will be loaded with ice Wed. morning. Mission is go!

This mission is deeply critical to our sanity.
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


when you have to piss or shit. where ya going to do it ?

have a great time increasing the odds of this virus killing people. be sure to get some good mindfulness relaxation in!! by golly you deserve it.
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05/03/2020 08:51 PM

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Re: I'm going to the beach on Wednesday. You can't stop me, Karen.
Yup

Florida beaches re-opening tomorrow. Mrs. ET already approved for the day off on Wednesday.

Umbrella, chairs, towels already packed in the trunk. Cooler will be loaded with ice Wed. morning. Mission is go!

This mission is deeply critical to our sanity.
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


when you have to piss or shit. where ya going to do it ?

have a great time increasing the odds of this virus killing people. be sure to get some good mindfulness relaxation in!! by golly you deserve it.
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Looks like Karen showed up.xxxcite
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05/03/2020 08:51 PM

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Dude! I totally forgot about that movie - downloading now

Thanx man!

Have fun at the shore ET!
No fear. No distractions.

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05/03/2020 08:58 PM

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Re: I'm going to the beach on Wednesday. You can't stop me, Karen.
Yup

Florida beaches re-opening tomorrow. Mrs. ET already approved for the day off on Wednesday.

Umbrella, chairs, towels already packed in the trunk. Cooler will be loaded with ice Wed. morning. Mission is go!

This mission is deeply critical to our sanity.
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


when you have to piss or shit. where ya going to do it ?

have a great time increasing the odds of this virus killing people. be sure to get some good mindfulness relaxation in!! by golly you deserve it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78570892


Well, I generally do #1s right in the Gulf of Mexico, #2s at home. Thanks for asking.

I'm not at all worried about any influenza bug being viable after 15 seconds in the pounding UV radiation of the Florida Sun.
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 Quoting: Dogfood™


Dude! I totally forgot about that movie - downloading now

Thanx man!

Have fun at the shore ET!
 Quoting: Johnny Animosity


i seen it in the theater.. enjoy
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Sure rub it in our faces.spanky-waitnbundy-0ni0n


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05/03/2020 11:14 PM

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Re: I'm going to the beach on Wednesday. You can't stop me, Karen.
Y'all that know me from way back already know, I was a prepper way back in the 80s. So was my wife, she grew up on a very rural farm in Colorado where like 4 counties had to bus the kids in for one Prom.

We don't give a fuck anymore.

Cleaning out my Dad's place a couple years ago when he passed cured me of that. Dad's 2 tons of rice was a burden, not to mention the 100's of gallons of oil that nobody wanted and 50 years worth of lightbulbs

Now? I try to keep a month's worth of canned goods in case of a bad hurricane, and a case of ammo for Red Dawn

Fuck it
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05/03/2020 11:21 PM
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I’d go if I could find my beach chair

1rof1

Wish I could get that avatar back. But I did go to the beach today. In Michigan. Blistering 50’s. Barely. Lol
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05/03/2020 11:27 PM
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Re: I'm going to the beach on Wednesday. You can't stop me, Karen.
Don’t forget the sunscreen love.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77183316


good call

chuckle
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I spent 7 hours gardening the fuck out of our home on Friday and Saturday and got fried. God I love this time off work. Getting so much accomplished. Have fun. Soak it up.
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05/03/2020 11:31 PM
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Re: I'm going to the beach on Wednesday. You can't stop me, Karen.
Yup

Florida beaches re-opening tomorrow. Mrs. ET already approved for the day off on Wednesday.

Umbrella, chairs, towels already packed in the trunk. Cooler will be loaded with ice Wed. morning. Mission is go!

This mission is deeply critical to our sanity.
 Quoting: Evil_Twin
Stay AWAY from the blue umbrella!!!
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05/03/2020 11:41 PM
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Re: I'm going to the beach on Wednesday. You can't stop me, Karen.
Y'all that know me from way back already know, I was a prepper way back in the 80s. So was my wife, she grew up on a very rural farm in Colorado where like 4 counties had to bus the kids in for one Prom.

We don't give a fuck anymore.

Cleaning out my Dad's place a couple years ago when he passed cured me of that. Dad's 2 tons of rice was a burden, not to mention the 100's of gallons of oil that nobody wanted and 50 years worth of lightbulbs

Now? I try to keep a month's worth of canned goods in case of a bad hurricane, and a case of ammo for Red Dawn

Fuck it
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


me too!

I'm an old school prepper and am just now freeing myself of the last of my excess supplies and I love it.

I'm still a survivalist, for goodness sake.

I pulled up so many edibles mulching the flower beds beds today … there is food everywhere. The farm markets (Southern New Jersey) are piled up high …

what I have now is a very well thought out, normal-sized pantry and kitchen, great food storage and nutritionally dense, tasty stuff, and lots of knowledge.

Have fun at the beach!

We're about a month behind you up here … They'll open ours up … we all grew up here right on the ocean … our mothers told us to go to the beach and go for a swim when we were sick or we had a cut or whatever … we were all raised to know that the ocean is curative and salt and sunshine is anti microbial .. they won't keep NJ beaches completely closed all summer (it's up to the towns) - no way in hell - and it won't cause an outbreak.
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Re: I'm going to the beach on Wednesday. You can't stop me, Karen.
Yup

Florida beaches re-opening tomorrow. Mrs. ET already approved for the day off on Wednesday.

Umbrella, chairs, towels already packed in the trunk. Cooler will be loaded with ice Wed. morning. Mission is go!

This mission is deeply critical to our sanity.
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


Do it! I went turkey hunting yesterday. Like I could get sick sitting alone in the woods making funny sounds? Well, the turkeys stayed up on the hill and I had a great day out doors in the sun. Earlier I watched Jupiter, Saturn, and Mars as I hunkered down and waited for the turkeys to wake up. Listening to the multitudes of birds from the little wrens to the big ravens, wood peckers going nuts, squirrels chattering, bear lumbering by, mulies puzzling about what I was but not being scared. Hunting isn’t about killing. Get outside.
 Quoting: Arthur Jackson


Sorry I missed this earlier, but, exactly, dammit...lol
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Beach day!!!
 Quoting: Only Me


Hey OM!
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MEGAphoneHALLOOOOOOOOOO
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Good... Fresh air,sun, and water... Good fer ya.
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Re: I'm going to the beach on Wednesday. You can't stop me, Karen.
Did it today. It was awesome. Curative.

They had little tiny signs posted on the boardwalks to the beach stating no chairs, umbrellas, coolers, etc. Only for active use like walking or swimming.

Everybody brought their chairs and umbrellas and nobody gave a fuck. Their was one group of 3 Sheriff's officers hassling a group of 18 teens.

We even went to our favorite tiki bar and had a couple drinks
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Any sharks ?
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Re: I'm going to the beach on Wednesday. You can't stop me, Karen.
Yup

Florida beaches re-opening tomorrow. Mrs. ET already approved for the day off on Wednesday.

Umbrella, chairs, towels already packed in the trunk. Cooler will be loaded with ice Wed. morning. Mission is go!

This mission is deeply critical to our sanity.
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


when you have to piss or shit. where ya going to do it ?

have a great time increasing the odds of this virus killing people. be sure to get some good mindfulness relaxation in!! by golly you deserve it.
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Stick it up your ass boot licker !! flipoff

Have a great time at the Beach ET !! 5a
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Re: I'm going to the beach on Wednesday. You can't stop me, Karen.
Yup

Florida beaches re-opening tomorrow. Mrs. ET already approved for the day off on Wednesday.

Umbrella, chairs, towels already packed in the trunk. Cooler will be loaded with ice Wed. morning. Mission is go!

This mission is deeply critical to our sanity.
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Sanity? Sanity?
When so many people have died? (check the figures, it is very sad, that is true...always)

BUT.........Just WOW!


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I am going to get your IP address and put a stop to this.
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Any sharks ?
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Didn't see any today, but I guarantee they were close by. We had a near world record Hammer head caught by a 12 yr old kid from the bridge here just a couple years ago.

Did see some wild dolphins hunting. It's amazing how far they can smack a fish with their tails.

Bang Zoom

To da Moon, Alice!
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Re: I'm going to the beach on Wednesday. You can't stop me, Karen.
Yup

Florida beaches re-opening tomorrow. Mrs. ET already approved for the day off on Wednesday.

Umbrella, chairs, towels already packed in the trunk. Cooler will be loaded with ice Wed. morning. Mission is go!

This mission is deeply critical to our sanity.
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


Have fun! Remember the sun screen!
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