Alcohol is a disinfectant....

So pound a 40 and set yo'self ablaze. Cured.

Like someone posted on here they put 70% vodka in their humidifier, and lay under it for a while.

I take a piece of copper pipe and twist it in my hands real hard, and then cup my hands to my nose, and I get a strong smell of copper. Did this about 4 times and it cleared up my runny nose. I don't suggest anybody else do this, too much copper is toxic, and I don't know how much copper I'm inhaling. Not medical advice..

Old school, take a shot of vodka every hour, clears out the windpipe kills germs-virus, or gargle with it.

I've been drinking a bottle of decent red wine every day.

So far, so good!

One time, when i was sick, the guy at the gas station (i saw him all the time) said i needed to buy some Jack Daniels, go home and drink it and take a long nap. Lol

I went to the doctor, but hey. Maybe he was right.

Straight up 151 rum or 190 grain. That'll kill ya fer sher.