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ANSWERS HERE: Do I qualify for the stimulus payment? How much will I get?

 
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Do I qualify for the stimulus payment? How much will I get?

If you qualify, the full amount of the payment is $1,200, or $2,400 if you're married filing jointly. You'll also get an extra $500 per child who qualifies for the child tax credit.

To qualify for a stimulus payment, you must:

Have a Social Security number (SSN) or adoption tax identification number (ATIN)
Have income below certain amounts, depending on your filing status
Not be a dependent on someone else's return
Not be a nonresident alien

You'll only get the full amount if your adjusted gross income (AGI) was less than certain amounts in 2019, or in 2018 if you haven’t filed your 2019 taxes yet. These amounts are:

$150,000, if you filed as married filing jointly
$112,500, if you filed as head of household
$75,000, if you filed as single, married filing separately, or qualifying widow(er)

If your AGI was more than these amounts, the stimulus payment will be reduced by $5 for each $100 over the limit. Ex: If you filed as single with no children and your AGI was $85,000, your stimulus payment would be $700.
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I get nuffins.
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I get nuffins.
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Looks like your income was too high to qualify for a stimulus check
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Re: ANSWERS HERE: Do I qualify for the stimulus payment? How much will I get?
I already filed my taxes in January. I made under 30k and also claim my father as a dependent. There for I should get $1,700? Is that right or no?
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I already filed my taxes in January. I made under 30k and also claim my father as a dependent. There for I should get $1,700? Is that right or no?
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How did you file?
Single?
Joint?
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I already filed my taxes in January. I made under 30k and also claim my father as a dependent. There for I should get $1,700? Is that right or no?
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thought i would add, if you have child support arrears, you can use the TOP number to find out if you have a treasury offset.

800-304-3107

they aren't taking it if you have been making payments regularly, only if you are delinquent, see if you're on the list.
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They need to make it mandatory that if you accept this "free" money handout, that you MUST get vaccinated against Coronavirus.
And everyone that lived withing your household within the last 5 years based on tax records.

If not vaccinated, wages are garnished up to, but not exceeding $5,000 for noncompliance.
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Re: ANSWERS HERE: Do I qualify for the stimulus payment? How much will I get?
Question: how much money does it take to turn a Trumptard into a socialist?

Answer: $1200
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Question: how much money does it take to turn a Trumptard into a socialist?

Answer: $1200
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And this^^^^ is how you spot a lib dem pedo.
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What about resident alien spouses?
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Question: how much money does it take to turn a Trumptard into a socialist?

Answer: $1200
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And this^^^^ is how you spot a lib dem pedo.
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Whoa! What makes you different than a BERNIE supporter?

I support Trump BTW...

But I think you dumb motherfuckers should be audited before you get a stim check...

Did you buy a new TV within the last three years?
Did you replace a working cell phone within the last three years?
Did you purchase a vehicle less than 3 years old in the last three years?


See, you broke socialists have a problem with SAVING.
I didn't get where I am by buying nonsense.
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What about resident alien spouses?
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Re: ANSWERS HERE: Do I qualify for the stimulus payment? How much will I get?
They need to make it mandatory that if you accept this "free" money handout, that you MUST get vaccinated against Coronavirus.
And everyone that lived withing your household within the last 5 years based on tax records.

If not vaccinated, wages are garnished up to, but not exceeding $5,000 for noncompliance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78785486


you are such a dick. so everyone who is out of work because .gov ordered their business closed is a member of the free shit army?

and you think they must get vaccinated with a hurried and untested vaccine?

you're also a fool and/or a paid troll

i'll put my $ on you being the fool poser ... like you really make 6 figures and you're wasting time on this website stirring shit

:billlaugh:
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Question: how much money does it take to turn a Trumptard into a socialist?

Answer: $1200
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78786137


A Bernie supporter would have demanded $5k at least.
The white trash settles for anything.

Amazing, isn't it?

Socialized medicine will rise from the ashes of Coronavirus too.
Maybe not right away, but it is not far off.
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Re: ANSWERS HERE: Do I qualify for the stimulus payment? How much will I get?
They need to make it mandatory that if you accept this "free" money handout, that you MUST get vaccinated against Coronavirus.
And everyone that lived withing your household within the last 5 years based on tax records.

If not vaccinated, wages are garnished up to, but not exceeding $5,000 for noncompliance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78785486


you are such a dick. so everyone who is out of work because .gov ordered their business closed is a member of the free shit army?

and you think they must get vaccinated with a hurried and untested vaccine?

you're also a fool and/or a paid troll

i'll put my $ on you being the fool poser ... like you really make 6 figures and you're wasting time on this website stirring shit

:billlaugh:
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WHY DID YOU NOT SAVE?

DID YOU NEEEEEEEEED THAT TV?
DID YOU NEEEEEEEEED THAT NEW (to you?) CAR?
DID YOU NEEEEEEEEED THAT NEW CELL PHONE?
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I believe our adjusted gross income is 154k and we have 2 dependents..how much will we get? We filed 2019 taxes electronically so should get direct deposit
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Re: ANSWERS HERE: Do I qualify for the stimulus payment? How much will I get?
They need to make it mandatory that if you accept this "free" money handout, that you MUST get vaccinated against Coronavirus.
And everyone that lived withing your household within the last 5 years based on tax records.

If not vaccinated, wages are garnished up to, but not exceeding $5,000 for noncompliance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78785486


you are such a dick. so everyone who is out of work because .gov ordered their business closed is a member of the free shit army?

and you think they must get vaccinated with a hurried and untested vaccine?

you're also a fool and/or a paid troll

i'll put my $ on you being the fool poser ... like you really make 6 figures and you're wasting time on this website stirring shit

:billlaugh:
 Quoting: PO'd



WHY DID YOU NOT SAVE?

DID YOU NEEEEEEEEED THAT TV?
DID YOU NEEEEEEEEED THAT NEW (to you?) CAR?
DID YOU NEEEEEEEEED THAT NEW CELL PHONE?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78785486


piss poor come back

my tv is 10 years old, paid cash, on sale $250
my car is 23 years old, paid cash, $1,100, 6 yrs ago
my phone cost me $29 6 years ago when I signed up for service

why do you suck china dick so fucking hard Mr. 6 Figure Income?
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Question: how much money does it take to turn a Trumptard into a socialist?

Answer: $1200
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78786137


A Bernie supporter would have demanded $5k at least.
The white trash settles for anything.

Amazing, isn't it?

Socialized medicine will rise from the ashes of Coronavirus too.
Maybe not right away, but it is not far off.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78785486


You'd take $5000 even faster than you'd sell out to a socialist payout of $1200. Stop the explainers.
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I’ll settle for nothing less than the 12k for 1.7 trillion paid for my amazon and eBay and PayPal . Anything less is a joke I wanna know who threatened Andrew Yang
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I’ll settle for nothing less than the 12k for 1.7 trillion paid for my amazon and eBay and PayPal . Anything less is a joke I wanna know who threatened Andrew Yang
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Paid for by*
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Question: how much money does it take to turn a Trumptard into a socialist?

Answer: $1200
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78786137


A Bernie supporter would have demanded $5k at least.
The white trash settles for anything.

Amazing, isn't it?

Socialized medicine will rise from the ashes of Coronavirus too.
Maybe not right away, but it is not far off.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78785486


You'd take $5000 even faster than you'd sell out to a socialist payout of $1200. Stop the explainers.
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I don't TAKE shit... I EARN.
I am not a fucking Commie or Socialist PIECE OF SHIT.


New IP. Sorry.
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They need to make it mandatory that if you accept this "free" money handout, that you MUST get vaccinated against Coronavirus.
And everyone that lived withing your household within the last 5 years based on tax records.

If not vaccinated, wages are garnished up to, but not exceeding $5,000 for noncompliance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78785486


you are such a dick. so everyone who is out of work because .gov ordered their business closed is a member of the free shit army?

and you think they must get vaccinated with a hurried and untested vaccine?

you're also a fool and/or a paid troll

i'll put my $ on you being the fool poser ... like you really make 6 figures and you're wasting time on this website stirring shit

:billlaugh:
 Quoting: PO'd



WHY DID YOU NOT SAVE?

DID YOU NEEEEEEEEED THAT TV?
DID YOU NEEEEEEEEED THAT NEW (to you?) CAR?
DID YOU NEEEEEEEEED THAT NEW CELL PHONE?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78785486


piss poor come back

my tv is 10 years old, paid cash, on sale $250
my car is 23 years old, paid cash, $1,100, 6 yrs ago
my phone cost me $29 6 years ago when I signed up for service

why do you suck china dick so fucking hard Mr. 6 Figure Income?
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Wait, You JUST SAID I didn't make six figures.

BRB, hold for another pic.
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Re: ANSWERS HERE: Do I qualify for the stimulus payment? How much will I get?
They need to make it mandatory that if you accept this "free" money handout, that you MUST get vaccinated against Coronavirus.
And everyone that lived withing your household within the last 5 years based on tax records.

If not vaccinated, wages are garnished up to, but not exceeding $5,000 for noncompliance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78785486


And there it is.

One star.
"For with thee is the fountain of life: in thy light shall we see light."
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you are such a dick. so everyone who is out of work because .gov ordered their business closed is a member of the free shit army?

and you think they must get vaccinated with a hurried and untested vaccine?

you're also a fool and/or a paid troll

i'll put my $ on you being the fool poser ... like you really make 6 figures and you're wasting time on this website stirring shit

:billlaugh:
 Quoting: PO'd



WHY DID YOU NOT SAVE?

DID YOU NEEEEEEEEED THAT TV?
DID YOU NEEEEEEEEED THAT NEW (to you?) CAR?
DID YOU NEEEEEEEEED THAT NEW CELL PHONE?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78785486


piss poor come back

my tv is 10 years old, paid cash, on sale $250
my car is 23 years old, paid cash, $1,100, 6 yrs ago
my phone cost me $29 6 years ago when I signed up for service

why do you suck china dick so fucking hard Mr. 6 Figure Income?
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Wait, You JUST SAID I didn't make six figures.

BRB, hold for another pic.
 Quoting: OP 78718704



Here ya go... The actual W2
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you are such a dick. so everyone who is out of work because .gov ordered their business closed is a member of the free shit army?

and you think they must get vaccinated with a hurried and untested vaccine?

you're also a fool and/or a paid troll

i'll put my $ on you being the fool poser ... like you really make 6 figures and you're wasting time on this website stirring shit

:billlaugh:
 Quoting: PO'd



WHY DID YOU NOT SAVE?

DID YOU NEEEEEEEEED THAT TV?
DID YOU NEEEEEEEEED THAT NEW (to you?) CAR?
DID YOU NEEEEEEEEED THAT NEW CELL PHONE?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78785486


piss poor come back

my tv is 10 years old, paid cash, on sale $250
my car is 23 years old, paid cash, $1,100, 6 yrs ago
my phone cost me $29 6 years ago when I signed up for service

why do you suck china dick so fucking hard Mr. 6 Figure Income?
 Quoting: PO'd



Wait, You JUST SAID I didn't make six figures.

BRB, hold for another pic.
 Quoting: OP 78718704


take your pic and shove it up Xi's ass fool ... you claimed you make a few bucks and I say you're full of shit

anyone with 10 minutes can make an image and post it - proves nothing

however, spending over an hour stirring the shit pot on an obscure website ... I still say you are paid agent, either CCP or Russia

fuck off very much ... my BBQ coals are about ready for cooking ... enjoy your $3.50 smelly chinaman

china is asshole
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They need to make it mandatory that if you accept this "free" money handout, that you MUST get vaccinated against Coronavirus.
And everyone that lived withing your household within the last 5 years based on tax records.

If not vaccinated, wages are garnished up to, but not exceeding $5,000 for noncompliance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78785486


And there it is.

One star.
 Quoting: Renaissance Woman


FREE SHIT ARMY THAT CAN'T SAVE DETECTED.

MUH "FREE" MONEY!

God I wish Bernie was running and not PEDO JOE.

I would love to see all you GIBS ME DATS" talk shit about BERNIE'S FREE SHIT ARMY.
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They need to make it mandatory that if you accept this "free" money handout, that you MUST get vaccinated against Coronavirus.
And everyone that lived withing your household within the last 5 years based on tax records.

If not vaccinated, wages are garnished up to, but not exceeding $5,000 for noncompliance.
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Boo!
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WHY DID YOU NOT SAVE?

DID YOU NEEEEEEEEED THAT TV?
DID YOU NEEEEEEEEED THAT NEW (to you?) CAR?
DID YOU NEEEEEEEEED THAT NEW CELL PHONE?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78785486


piss poor come back

my tv is 10 years old, paid cash, on sale $250
my car is 23 years old, paid cash, $1,100, 6 yrs ago
my phone cost me $29 6 years ago when I signed up for service

why do you suck china dick so fucking hard Mr. 6 Figure Income?
 Quoting: PO'd



Wait, You JUST SAID I didn't make six figures.

BRB, hold for another pic.
 Quoting: OP 78718704


take your pic and shove it up Xi's ass fool ... you claimed you make a few bucks and I say you're full of shit

anyone with 10 minutes can make an image and post it - proves nothing

however, spending over an hour stirring the shit pot on an obscure website ... I still say you are paid agent, either CCP or Russia

fuck off very much ... my BBQ coals are about ready for cooking ... enjoy your $3.50 smelly chinaman

china is asshole
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You spent your ENTIRE life doing NOTHING and have amounted to NOTHING.
You drive an old car, have an old TV and CELL phone, yet have NO SAVINGS?



Here... Mad about proof.
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They need to make it mandatory that if you accept this "free" money handout, that you MUST get vaccinated against Coronavirus.
And everyone that lived withing your household within the last 5 years based on tax records.

If not vaccinated, wages are garnished up to, but not exceeding $5,000 for noncompliance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78785486


Boo!
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Sorry.

I am 120% against Socialism or Communism.

I started from NOTHING and was homeless for awhile.

I MADE ME. Nobody else. I never asked for a fucking CENT from anyone.

Too many LAZY POS's, and useless eaters around.
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WHY DID YOU NOT SAVE?

DID YOU NEEEEEEEEED THAT TV?
DID YOU NEEEEEEEEED THAT NEW (to you?) CAR?
DID YOU NEEEEEEEEED THAT NEW CELL PHONE?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78785486


piss poor come back

my tv is 10 years old, paid cash, on sale $250
my car is 23 years old, paid cash, $1,100, 6 yrs ago
my phone cost me $29 6 years ago when I signed up for service

why do you suck china dick so fucking hard Mr. 6 Figure Income?
 Quoting: PO'd



Wait, You JUST SAID I didn't make six figures.

BRB, hold for another pic.
 Quoting: OP 78718704


take your pic and shove it up Xi's ass fool ... you claimed you make a few bucks and I say you're full of shit

anyone with 10 minutes can make an image and post it - proves nothing

however, spending over an hour stirring the shit pot on an obscure website ... I still say you are paid agent, either CCP or Russia

fuck off very much ... my BBQ coals are about ready for cooking ... enjoy your $3.50 smelly chinaman

china is asshole
 Quoting: PO'd


I understand people using vee pee enns can show up every day with a different number, but these two numbers go back a whole hour. Is that the extent of this AC's history on this site? One hour? This brand spanking new AC has come here to stir the pot, indeed.
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