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ANSWERS HERE: Do I qualify for the stimulus payment? How much will I get?

 
Anonymous Coward
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04/12/2020 05:27 PM
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piss poor come back

my tv is 10 years old, paid cash, on sale $250
my car is 23 years old, paid cash, $1,100, 6 yrs ago
my phone cost me $29 6 years ago when I signed up for service

why do you suck china dick so fucking hard Mr. 6 Figure Income?
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Wait, You JUST SAID I didn't make six figures.

BRB, hold for another pic.
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take your pic and shove it up Xi's ass fool ... you claimed you make a few bucks and I say you're full of shit

anyone with 10 minutes can make an image and post it - proves nothing

however, spending over an hour stirring the shit pot on an obscure website ... I still say you are paid agent, either CCP or Russia

fuck off very much ... my BBQ coals are about ready for cooking ... enjoy your $3.50 smelly chinaman

china is asshole
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I understand people using vee pee enns can show up every day with a different number, but these two numbers go back a whole hour. Is that the extent of this AC's history on this site? One hour? This brand spanking new AC has come here to stir the pot, indeed.
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If you do not understand how the internet works, this should not be a site you visit.

Just saying... You obviously have no clue how to protect identity.
See the pics? IDENTITY PROTECTED.
No EXIF data in the pic either.
Anonymous Coward
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04/12/2020 05:29 PM
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Re: ANSWERS HERE: Do I qualify for the stimulus payment? How much will I get?
I already filed my taxes in January. I made under 30k and also claim my father as a dependent. There for I should get $1,700? Is that right or no?
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How did you file?
Single?
Joint?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78785486


I am single and I used turbo tax with their direct deposit card.
Anonymous Coward
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04/12/2020 05:31 PM
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I already filed my taxes in January. I made under 30k and also claim my father as a dependent. There for I should get $1,700? Is that right or no?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77549464


How did you file?
Single?
Joint?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78785486


I am single and I used turbo tax with their direct deposit card.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77549464


SHOULD, Yes.
But there is probably something in the fine print.

They can literally give each person $1 Million dollars and it would mean nothing.
Inflation will just eat it up.

Watch when the $2.2 Trillion works its what thru the system.
Anonymous Coward
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04/12/2020 05:32 PM
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I LOVE the haters that talk such a good game here, and when someone brings proof and truth to the table, you flip-flop like a fucking Democrat on the campaign trail.
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04/12/2020 05:45 PM
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Where did the haters go? The supposed Capitalists that are hating on someone who CAPITALIZED?
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04/12/2020 05:49 PM
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chuckle

Figures.

Hating on the very thing you claim to support.

Not my fault I had more drive and took myself from the literal gutters to something bigger.

I have not watched television in over a decade. hmm
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04/12/2020 05:57 PM
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Take s a seat...

Sit the fuck down...



chuckle

Haters gonna hate.
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04/12/2020 05:58 PM
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Poof. Jumping ship.
All images gone.

Now, while in my absence, the haters shall attack.
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04/12/2020 06:04 PM
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Re: ANSWERS HERE: Do I qualify for the stimulus payment? How much will I get?
I already filed my taxes in January. I made under 30k and also claim my father as a dependent. There for I should get $1,700? Is that right or no?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77549464


How did you file?
Single?
Joint?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78785486


I am single and I used turbo tax with their direct deposit card.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77549464


I don’t think adult dependents qualify for the $500.00. It’s only for dependents under age 17.
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04/12/2020 06:07 PM
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I already filed my taxes in January. I made under 30k and also claim my father as a dependent. There for I should get $1,700? Is that right or no?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77549464


How did you file?
Single?
Joint?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78785486


I am single and I used turbo tax with their direct deposit card.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77549464


I don’t think adult dependents qualify for the $500.00. It’s only for dependents under age 17.
 Quoting: 3643297


There is the grey line.
The person probably already gets disability of some sort.
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04/12/2020 06:28 PM
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How did you file?
Single?
Joint?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78785486


I am single and I used turbo tax with their direct deposit card.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77549464


I don’t think adult dependents qualify for the $500.00. It’s only for dependents under age 17.
 Quoting: 3643297


There is the grey line.
The person probably already gets disability of some sort.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78718704


He does not qualify for disability. Which is b.s. to me because he can only walk for short periods of time before he can not walk. Also he is only 53 so they denied him S.S. So, I help take care of him.

When I claim him they only give me an extra $100.
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04/12/2020 06:35 PM
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They need to make it mandatory that if you accept this "free" money handout, that you MUST get vaccinated against Coronavirus.
And everyone that lived withing your household within the last 5 years based on tax records.

If not vaccinated, wages are garnished up to, but not exceeding $5,000 for noncompliance.
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Oh, I see...

You didn't hit us with the true agenda of this thread, until several posts into it.

Interesting strategy.

So... Do you work for the dark side, or are you a useful idiot?
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04/12/2020 06:36 PM
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I am single and I used turbo tax with their direct deposit card.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77549464


I don’t think adult dependents qualify for the $500.00. It’s only for dependents under age 17.
 Quoting: 3643297


There is the grey line.
The person probably already gets disability of some sort.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78718704


He does not qualify for disability. Which is b.s. to me because he can only walk for short periods of time before he can not walk. Also he is only 53 so they denied him S.S. So, I help take care of him.

When I claim him they only give me an extra $100.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77549464



Any military service in his background?
Was it a work accident?
Anonymous Coward
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04/12/2020 06:38 PM
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They need to make it mandatory that if you accept this "free" money handout, that you MUST get vaccinated against Coronavirus.
And everyone that lived withing your household within the last 5 years based on tax records.

If not vaccinated, wages are garnished up to, but not exceeding $5,000 for noncompliance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78785486


Oh, I see...

You didn't hit us with the true agenda of this thread, until several posts into it.

Interesting strategy.

So... Do you work for the dark side, or are you a useful idiot?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76721012


I am a REAL fucking patriot that lifted my own ass out of the gutter. I do not buy into handouts. I never asked even for so much as a meal.
I EARNED everything I have.
I am not some "whoa is me, poor me" needy, lazy prick.

What is your excuse?
Have you learned any new skills in your little "vacation"?
Skills that can bring in income you can trade for useful things?
Or skills that literally put food on the table?
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04/12/2020 06:45 PM
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I don’t think adult dependents qualify for the $500.00. It’s only for dependents under age 17.
 Quoting: 3643297


There is the grey line.
The person probably already gets disability of some sort.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78718704


He does not qualify for disability. Which is b.s. to me because he can only walk for short periods of time before he can not walk. Also he is only 53 so they denied him S.S. So, I help take care of him.

When I claim him they only give me an extra $100.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77549464



Any military service in his background?
Was it a work accident?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78718704


He was a carpenter all is life and got payed under table. He fell off a roof of a house 5 years ago. Broke his back and pelvis . He won a 30k settlement but that money is all gone now.
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There is the grey line.
The person probably already gets disability of some sort.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78718704


He does not qualify for disability. Which is b.s. to me because he can only walk for short periods of time before he can not walk. Also he is only 53 so they denied him S.S. So, I help take care of him.

When I claim him they only give me an extra $100.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77549464



Any military service in his background?
Was it a work accident?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78718704


He was a carpenter all is life and got payed under table. He fell off a roof of a house 5 years ago. Broke his back and pelvis . He won a 30k settlement but that money is all gone now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77549464



In that case, you need to learn from a professional.

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04/12/2020 06:58 PM
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Question: how much money does it take to turn a Trumptard into a socialist?

Answer: $1200
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How many socialists should get nothing.

Answer: 100%
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04/12/2020 07:13 PM
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Question: how much money does it take to turn a Trumptard into a socialist?

Answer: $1200
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A Bernie supporter would have demanded $5k at least.
The white trash settles for anything.

Amazing, isn't it?

Socialized medicine will rise from the ashes of Coronavirus too.
Maybe not right away, but it is not far off.
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I think we are there now. No hospitalizations unless you have flu-er-COVID symptoms.
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04/13/2020 02:40 AM
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I get nuffins.
[link to imgur.com (secure)]
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Looks like your income was too high to qualify for a stimulus check
[link to turbotax.intuit.com (secure)]
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04/13/2020 03:39 AM
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WHY DID YOU NOT SAVE?

DID YOU NEEEEEEEEED THAT TV?
DID YOU NEEEEEEEEED THAT NEW (to you?) CAR?
DID YOU NEEEEEEEEED THAT NEW CELL PHONE?
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piss poor come back

my tv is 10 years old, paid cash, on sale $250
my car is 23 years old, paid cash, $1,100, 6 yrs ago
my phone cost me $29 6 years ago when I signed up for service

why do you suck china dick so fucking hard Mr. 6 Figure Income?
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Wait, You JUST SAID I didn't make six figures.

BRB, hold for another pic.
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Here ya go... The actual W2
[link to i.imgur.com (secure)]
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Better hope your dad doesn’t catch you playing with his w-2!
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04/13/2020 12:05 PM
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They need to make it mandatory that if you accept this "free" money handout, that you MUST get vaccinated against Coronavirus.
And everyone that lived withing your household within the last 5 years based on tax records.

If not vaccinated, wages are garnished up to, but not exceeding $5,000 for noncompliance.
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You are a asshole communist. FUCK YOU you piece of shit. I hope you burn in hell
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04/13/2020 01:37 PM
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They need to make it mandatory that if you accept this "free" money handout, that you MUST get vaccinated against Coronavirus.
And everyone that lived withing your household within the last 5 years based on tax records.

If not vaccinated, wages are garnished up to, but not exceeding $5,000 for noncompliance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78785486


You are a asshole communist. FUCK YOU you piece of shit. I hope you burn in hell
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Communist? You are the ones taking handouts from the fuckign government cruise
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