Godlike Productions - Discussion Forum
Users Online Now: 1,311 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 263,020
Pageviews Today: 351,140Threads Today: 102Posts Today: 1,571
02:59 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

Unemployment for self employed

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 78697846
United States
03/28/2020 08:34 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Unemployment for self employed
...



Thank you very much for posting this information!

I am a 1099 self-employed worker that has been told by the outfit that I work for that I am not to do any work until this virus situation passes. I think I may be able to get help as a result of what you posted.

bump
 Quoting: CANON CITY PATRIOT


Same here! Just invested $30,000 in hardwood floor refinishing equipment and got shut down before our first job. This would amazing if it worked out

Thanks OP

cheers
 Quoting: Malu nli


You paid $30,000 for a floor sander?tard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78697846


Sweet baby Jesus are you seriously that fucking stupid?

You might want to shut your pie hole sweetie before you flaunt your ignorance further. It takes multiple pieces of equipment and high end HEPA filtration for every piece of equipment
I rarely make less than $100 hr you basement dwelling moron
 Quoting: Malu nli


Whatever you say fagggot. Good luck on that deadend business.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 78698391
United States
03/28/2020 08:35 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Unemployment for self employed
Applicants will need to provide self-certification that they are (1) partially or fully unemployed, OR (2) unable and unavailable to work because of one of the following circumstances:

They have been diagnosed with COVID-19 or have symptoms of it and are seeking diagnosis;

A member of their household has been diagnosed with COVID-19;

They are providing care for someone diagnosed with COVID-19;

They are providing care for a child or other household member who can’t attend school or work because it is closed due to COVID-19;

They are quarantined or have been advised by a health care provider to self-quarantine;

They were scheduled to start employment and do not have a job or cannot reach their place of employment as a result of a COVID-19 outbreak;

They have become the breadwinner for a household because the head of household has died as a direct result of COVID-19;

They had to quit their job as a direct result of COVID-19;

Their place of employment is closed as a direct result of COVID-19; or

They meet other criteria established by the Secretary of Labor.

>> so i guess i need to have children and get the virus to qualify
 Quoting: Trio


So, you have to prove that you were affected by the virus to get benifets
 Quoting: betta02


No, what about the word "OR" dont you understand? Its in the first sentence. LOL.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78698391

SO - if you're partially unemployed by any reason you'll get benefits??
 Quoting: betta02


Yes, thats what it says in plain english. Anyone who says that they are unemployed will get it.

The covid part in part 2 is if you are claiming you are "unable" to work because of the virus. Whether or not that article is correct, who knows yet?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 78697846
United States
03/28/2020 08:36 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Unemployment for self employed
Applicants will need to provide self-certification that they are (1) partially or fully unemployed, OR (2) unable and unavailable to work because of one of the following circumstances:

They have been diagnosed with COVID-19 or have symptoms of it and are seeking diagnosis;

A member of their household has been diagnosed with COVID-19;

They are providing care for someone diagnosed with COVID-19;

They are providing care for a child or other household member who can’t attend school or work because it is closed due to COVID-19;

They are quarantined or have been advised by a health care provider to self-quarantine;

They were scheduled to start employment and do not have a job or cannot reach their place of employment as a result of a COVID-19 outbreak;

They have become the breadwinner for a household because the head of household has died as a direct result of COVID-19;

They had to quit their job as a direct result of COVID-19;

Their place of employment is closed as a direct result of COVID-19; or

They meet other criteria established by the Secretary of Labor.

>> so i guess i need to have children and get the virus to qualify
 Quoting: Trio


So, you have to prove that you were affected by the virus to get benifets
 Quoting: betta02


No, what about the word "OR" dont you understand? Its in the first sentence. LOL.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78698391

SO - if you're partially unemployed by any reason you'll get benefits??
 Quoting: betta02


No
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 78698391
United States
03/28/2020 08:37 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Unemployment for self employed
"Self certification" in these instances is just you saying it officially so that they have you if you are really employed and are double dipping, cheating, etc.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 78698391
United States
03/28/2020 08:38 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Unemployment for self employed
...


So, you have to prove that you were affected by the virus to get benifets
 Quoting: betta02


No, what about the word "OR" dont you understand? Its in the first sentence. LOL.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78698391

SO - if you're partially unemployed by any reason you'll get benefits??
 Quoting: betta02


No
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78697846
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 77004697
United States
03/28/2020 08:38 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Unemployment for self employed
What about undocumented immigrants who have lost their jobs because of all of this ?

A lot of them have children to feed and take care of
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 78698391
United States
03/28/2020 08:39 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Unemployment for self employed
...


So, you have to prove that you were affected by the virus to get benifets
 Quoting: betta02


No, what about the word "OR" dont you understand? Its in the first sentence. LOL.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78698391

SO - if you're partially unemployed by any reason you'll get benefits??
 Quoting: betta02


No
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78697846


Wrong, the article says YES. Wow, english comprehension has really slipped. LOL.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 78698391
United States
03/28/2020 08:40 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Unemployment for self employed
What about undocumented immigrants who have lost their jobs because of all of this ?

A lot of them have children to feed and take care of
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77004697


Thats why you dont break into other peoples countries illegally.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 2838548
United States
03/28/2020 08:41 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Unemployment for self employed
pretty sure contractors arent eligible for UI

i guess it depends on state...you arernt considered an employee as a contractor

i learned this the hard way
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77539625


The bill they just passed contains provisions allowing 1099 workers access to unemployment.
 Quoting: Spc__


Three hundred and fifty million of it is going to help the illegals / "migrants" and "refugees" just so you know. I'm sure there will be more interesting things in the bill revealed.

"Senate Coronavirus Bill Includes $350 Million For Migrants And Refugees"
[link to www.informationliber...]

Is anyone "tired of winning" and having Mexico not pay for the wall as promised it would?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63927796

Beats anything hitlary would have done, you fagggot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78697846


I have a hard time believing Hilary would've eliminated the Pandemic Response Team.
Malu nli

User ID: 21152966
United States
03/28/2020 08:41 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Unemployment for self employed
...


Same here! Just invested $30,000 in hardwood floor refinishing equipment and got shut down before our first job. This would amazing if it worked out

Thanks OP

cheers
 Quoting: Malu nli


You paid $30,000 for a floor sander?tard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78697846


Sweet baby Jesus are you seriously that fucking stupid?

You might want to shut your pie hole sweetie before you flaunt your ignorance further. It takes multiple pieces of equipment and high end HEPA filtration for every piece of equipment
I rarely make less than $100 hr you basement dwelling moron
 Quoting: Malu nli


Whatever you say fagggot. Good luck on that deadend business.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78697846


Dead end business

pffft-spitsmoke

You are just a pathetic, sad, angry little dwarf

Anywho OP I passed this link on to a West Michigan relief organization for musicians who are out of work. Much appreciated!!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 78697846
United States
03/28/2020 08:43 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Unemployment for self employed
What about undocumented immigrants who have lost their jobs because of all of this ?

A lot of them have children to feed and take care of
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77004697


Boo hoo. Go home with your bastards.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 78697846
United States
03/28/2020 08:44 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Unemployment for self employed
...


The bill they just passed contains provisions allowing 1099 workers access to unemployment.
 Quoting: Spc__


Three hundred and fifty million of it is going to help the illegals / "migrants" and "refugees" just so you know. I'm sure there will be more interesting things in the bill revealed.

"Senate Coronavirus Bill Includes $350 Million For Migrants And Refugees"
[link to www.informationliber...]

Is anyone "tired of winning" and having Mexico not pay for the wall as promised it would?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63927796

Beats anything hitlary would have done, you fagggot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78697846


I have a hard time believing Hilary would've eliminated the Pandemic Response Team.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2838548


She wouldnt have to, Obongo did it before he was evicted.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 78697846
United States
03/28/2020 08:46 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Unemployment for self employed
...


You paid $30,000 for a floor sander?tard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78697846


Sweet baby Jesus are you seriously that fucking stupid?

You might want to shut your pie hole sweetie before you flaunt your ignorance further. It takes multiple pieces of equipment and high end HEPA filtration for every piece of equipment
I rarely make less than $100 hr you basement dwelling moron
 Quoting: Malu nli


Whatever you say fagggot. Good luck on that deadend business.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78697846


Dead end business


You are just a pathetic, sad, angry little dwarf

Anywho OP I passed this link on to a West Michigan relief organization for musicians who are out of work. Much appreciated!!
 Quoting: Malu nli


Who is worried about getting their floor sanded and stained right now? Nobody, you fagggot.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 77004697
United States
03/28/2020 08:48 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Unemployment for self employed
What about undocumented immigrants who have lost their jobs because of all of this ?

A lot of them have children to feed and take care of
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77004697


Boo hoo. Go home with your bastards.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78697846


It won't be so pretty when many of those people decide to turn to crime to get money and feed their children ...
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 78697846
United States
03/28/2020 08:51 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Unemployment for self employed
What about undocumented immigrants who have lost their jobs because of all of this ?

A lot of them have children to feed and take care of
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77004697


Boo hoo. Go home with your bastards.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78697846


It won't be so pretty when many of those people decide to turn to crime to get money and feed their children ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77004697


Yeah, we can send them to the afterlife instead of back home then.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 77004697
United States
03/28/2020 08:53 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Unemployment for self employed
What about undocumented immigrants who have lost their jobs because of all of this ?

A lot of them have children to feed and take care of
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77004697


Boo hoo. Go home with your bastards.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78697846


It won't be so pretty when many of those people decide to turn to crime to get money and feed their children ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77004697


Yeah, we can send them to the afterlife instead of back home then.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78697846


pretty tough talk --there are 20-40 million of them here ...

it wouldn't be wise to push them toward having to commit crimes to survive

they need relief too
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 78697846
United States
03/28/2020 08:56 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Unemployment for self employed
...


Boo hoo. Go home with your bastards.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78697846


It won't be so pretty when many of those people decide to turn to crime to get money and feed their children ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77004697


Yeah, we can send them to the afterlife instead of back home then.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78697846


pretty tough talk --there are 20-40 million of them here ...

it wouldn't be wise to push them toward having to commit crimes to survive

they need relief too
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77004697


They can go home for relief
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 77004697
United States
03/28/2020 08:58 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Unemployment for self employed
...


It won't be so pretty when many of those people decide to turn to crime to get money and feed their children ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77004697


Yeah, we can send them to the afterlife instead of back home then.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78697846


pretty tough talk --there are 20-40 million of them here ...

it wouldn't be wise to push them toward having to commit crimes to survive

they need relief too
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77004697


They can go home for relief
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78697846


this is their home now
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 78697846
United States
03/28/2020 08:58 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Unemployment for self employed
...


Yeah, we can send them to the afterlife instead of back home then.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78697846


pretty tough talk --there are 20-40 million of them here ...

it wouldn't be wise to push them toward having to commit crimes to survive

they need relief too
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77004697


They can go home for relief
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78697846


this is their home now
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77004697

Bzzzzt, wrong fagggot
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 78699599
United States
03/28/2020 09:04 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Unemployment for self employed
Thought this might be of help to those self employed.

[link to www.nelp.org (secure)]
 Quoting: Sitting Back


Thanks, you're awesome!
Abi ~

User ID: 78649285
United States
03/28/2020 09:09 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Unemployment for self employed
`
You accept the love you think you deserve~~~

Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~

Truth has no temperature~~~

Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~

Have no regrets~~~
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 78245721
United States
03/28/2020 09:26 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Unemployment for self employed
Thanks OP. Sent to my son in law who is an independent cameraman/ videographer. All his work is shut down. Hope this helps point him in the right direction to get going on a claim. He has kids to feed.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 78693237
United States
03/29/2020 06:10 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Unemployment for self employed
What about undocumented immigrants who have lost their jobs because of all of this ?

A lot of them have children to feed and take care of
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77004697


Boo hoo. Go home with your bastards.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78697846


It won't be so pretty when many of those people decide to turn to crime to get money and feed their children ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77004697


It wont be so pretty when you are bleeding out on my front porch you fucking subhuman piece of shit. Take you and your fucking disgusting mongrel children back across the border, you aint getting shit in good old America. LOL
Malu nli

User ID: 21152966
United States
03/29/2020 07:55 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Unemployment for self employed
...


Sweet baby Jesus are you seriously that fucking stupid?

You might want to shut your pie hole sweetie before you flaunt your ignorance further. It takes multiple pieces of equipment and high end HEPA filtration for every piece of equipment
I rarely make less than $100 hr you basement dwelling moron
 Quoting: Malu nli


Whatever you say fagggot. Good luck on that deadend business.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78697846


Dead end business


You are just a pathetic, sad, angry little dwarf

Anywho OP I passed this link on to a West Michigan relief organization for musicians who are out of work. Much appreciated!!
 Quoting: Malu nli


Who is worried about getting their floor sanded and stained right now? Nobody, you fagggot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78697846


Oh about 20 customers so far 1rof1


Bump de bump for people who might need help
Festus Hoggbottom

User ID: 78382070
United States
03/29/2020 08:02 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Unemployment for self employed
pretty sure contractors arent eligible for UI

i guess it depends on state...you arernt considered an employee as a contractor

i learned this the hard way
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77539625


Generally, contractors are employees of an agency, and thereby do qualify for unemployment between jobs. Sub-Contractors are typically self-employed and normally would not qualify for unemployment benefits (depending on how they set up their business), but under this bill they do qualify.
I did it. I did it on purpose. And I'll do it again.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 77876249
United States
03/29/2020 09:54 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Unemployment for self employed
Thanks.
I'm insulated for now.
Good to bookmark.





GLP