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Uncle Intel Covid 19 - national quarantine coming

 
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This is HUGE

USNS Comfort and USNS Mercy have been deployed to west coast and New York. West coast area of operation has not been disclosed yet. These are hospital ships activated in crises to assist military and help civilians.

The ships take 4-5 days to activate. Plenty of time for FEMA, national guard, active duty to take accountability and kit up, and this absolutely lines up with all the rumors and alleged information about deployments
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From very reliable intel in DHS

I received a call very late last night from a source that works for Homeland security. He said that they are preparing to mobilize the national guard. Preparing to dispatch them across the US along with military. Next they will call in 1st responders. He said they are preparing to announce a nationwide 1 week quarantine for all citizens. All businesses closed. Everyone at home. They were told to pack and be prepared for up to 30 days deployment which he said means they may extend the quarantine up to 30 days. He told me to notify our family members and have them stock up and be prepared. They will announce this as soon as they have troops in place to help prevent looters and rioters... he said he got the call last night and was told to pack and be prepared for the call today with his dispatch orders.

Continued....

within 48 to 72 Hours the president will evoke what is called the Stafford act. Just got off the phone with high ranking military friends in DC who just got out of a two hour briefing. The president will order a two week mandatory quarantine for the nation. Stock up on whatever you need to make sure you have a two week supply of everything. Please forward to your network.
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Bring it, and meet me at the courthouse with the Sheriff, kids. Many lawyers have briefs ready.

Aint. Fucking. Happening.

God Bless the USA.
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Stop your whining, bitch.
 Quoting: Off Switch


Its called a writ. Ive drafted thousands. My bitching helps keep your verbal fantasies from being shot down by enemies of the first amendment.

Pick up the Constitution sometime, "patriot"
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Make sure you get the sand out of your pussy before you walk into the courthouse. They have attorneys better than you do, so be prepared to have your ass handed to you by the court.

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Enough with the scare tactics. It's just the flu. Geeezzz. We are already over the hump. It's downhill now and stores are stocked again. Gezzz.. all this for the flu.
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Thank god. Bc it should have happened weeks ago. Can’t wait. Possibly tomorrow??
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No way you can control 300 million people.
They ain't close to being prepared.
There ain't no toilet paper left already
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They'll deploy massive 30 foot diameter rolls in trucks to supply each command area

Rolls will be guarded by tanks and self propelled artillery units
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Ever see how Israel deals with the West Bank--Tear gas drones my friend. I seem to remember them being in Tennessee a month or so--as welcomed guests to test their drones with law enforcement.
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Not the same country but...rumor here is...they are shutting down the ferries soon (I am dependent upon one to get home unless I want to walk for 5 days). So luckily, I am stuck in the City with another Q-Tard and we keep stocking up on bbers.
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From very reliable intel in DHS

. He said they are preparing to announce a nationwide 1 week quarantine for all citizens. All businesses closed. Everyone at home. They were told to pack and be prepared for up to 30 days deployment which he said means they may extend the quarantine up to 30 days.
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well this timeframe fits in with the asteroid flyby...
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Practice run for Apophis? 2029.
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Bring it, and meet me at the courthouse with the Sheriff, kids. Many lawyers have briefs ready.

Aint. Fucking. Happening.

God Bless the USA.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73064118


Stop your whining, bitch.
 Quoting: Off Switch


Its called a writ. Ive drafted thousands. My bitching helps keep your verbal fantasies from being shot down by enemies of the first amendment.

Pick up the Constitution sometime, "patriot"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73064118


Make sure you get the sand out of your pussy before you walk into the courthouse. They have attorneys better than you do, so be prepared to have your ass handed to you by the court.

cruisewuflu
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lmao. Nice cat. I am the attorney. And yes. Ive heard all the jokes.

Stay a coward in your tower of tp and mres with your cheap Israeli AKs and tapped security cwmeras, while we prepare the defense of liberty through the one branch of government that will keep you free enough to get to the army surplus store, and back.

If we fail, *then* noncowards are invited to rendezvous at the tree of liberty. I suppose you dont even understand the reference...

There will be no lockdown quarantine as your fear porn script describes, without a loud and persistent fight in hundreds of courthouses at every level of governnent

PS. There is more than one layer of government, multiple standards of review and dozens of governers that will oppose said military lockdown

I owe you a Chinese sick pack if Im wrong, and I wont be.
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From very reliable intel in DHS

I received a call very late last night from a source that works for Homeland security. He said that they are preparing to mobilize the national guard. Preparing to dispatch them across the US along with military. Next they will call in 1st responders. He said they are preparing to announce a nationwide 1 week quarantine for all citizens. All businesses closed. Everyone at home. They were told to pack and be prepared for up to 30 days deployment which he said means they may extend the quarantine up to 30 days. He told me to notify our family members and have them stock up and be prepared. They will announce this as soon as they have troops in place to help prevent looters and rioters... he said he got the call last night and was told to pack and be prepared for the call today with his dispatch orders.

Continued....

within 48 to 72 Hours the president will evoke what is called the Stafford act. Just got off the phone with high ranking military friends in DC who just got out of a two hour briefing. The president will order a two week mandatory quarantine for the nation. Stock up on whatever you need to make sure you have a two week supply of everything. Please forward to your network.
 Quoting: Drummy


I can almost see them doing this for the borders & larger cities but the rural areas make up so much of this Nation...just don't see a complete lockdown as being enforceable...now that's not to say that the supply chains can't/won't be shutdown...I just don't see a Nation wide "shelter in place" as being even remotely feasible.
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Why’s this stupid uncle intel thread always up top when I come to glp? Unpine this garbage damn it!
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Garbage trucks are now being allocated for emergency response and centrally controlled by FEMA.
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so fucking dumb
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Re: Uncle Intel Covid 19 - national quarantine coming
Not going to happen and can't happen.

The solution is far more boring then the doomporn people want.

Reduce contact, it doesn't mean eliminate as that is not feasible. Just reduce to manageable level so hospitals are not overwhelmed.

Your work place sooner or later someone will catch it there. Everyone will freak out and panic then come to realize it's not the end of the world.

Those that can work from home, will do so. Those that don't will give each other some space and wash their freaking hands. If they feel sick, they are to stay home from work.

Life will go on, chaos will return to normalcy and this will become a part of our lives like regular flu.
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It's just the flu dummasses
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From very reliable intel in DHS


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POSTED here, and reliable, IS an oxymoron,
or is that oxymoran..



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I am in Portland OR. There are rumors saying the city will be in Martial Law tonight or tomorrow. Im not proud to admit it but I am also a methadone client. We were told to bring our Take HomE boxes and have room for at least 6 doses.

Washington County jail has already released 500 inmates and Multnomah county hasnt been arresting anyone other than gun felonies amd violent crimes. The police scanner is popping off. Also I 84 is a race track tonight.

There have been no trains!!!! The train that runs along I84 in Portland going East/West has been quiet. The only load was Tues morning. It was a 5 engine double container load with empty dirt buckets.

Oh and I also got to see 3 teens record themselves doing the Corona Challenge licking seats on the public train.

Highly recommend listening to police scanner or short wave. Til then fellow humans.....be good humans damn it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78437959


So how are you going to ween off in 6 days. People on Methadone and Suboxone are totally screwed!
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I am in Portland OR. There are rumors saying the city will be in Martial Law tonight or tomorrow. Im not proud to admit it but I am also a methadone client. We were told to bring our Take HomE boxes and have room for at least 6 doses.

Washington County jail has already released 500 inmates and Multnomah county hasnt been arresting anyone other than gun felonies amd violent crimes. The police scanner is popping off. Also I 84 is a race track tonight.

There have been no trains!!!! The train that runs along I84 in Portland going East/West has been quiet. The only load was Tues morning. It was a 5 engine double container load with empty dirt buckets.

Oh and I also got to see 3 teens record themselves doing the Corona Challenge licking seats on the public train.

Highly recommend listening to police scanner or short wave. Til then fellow humans.....be good humans damn it!
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So how are you going to ween off in 6 days. People on Methadone and Suboxone are totally screwed!
 Quoting: Will-It-Ever-End


Well at the worst Ill have to use what I have to ween and then just bite the bullet amd kick I have done it before. Sucks ass cuz its a hell you bring upon yourself and no one to blame but yourself. Thankfully I have a great and supportive husband that will see me thru this amd anything else. Vice versa.

Since Katrina MAT clinics have to habe a disaster plan in place as well as have enough stock. The requirements are in the licensing to run these places. My clinic is owned by Mitts firm, so I dont know how reliable the numbers are. Rumor is that after the 6 days there will be a delivery van. There is something similar in place in so cal I believe.

Either way Im tapering off this shit one way or another.
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Get some kratom!

It helps people withdraw from most opiates, I am not sure about methadone but it sure would be a good idea to get some and try.
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two more weeks right?

ALWAYS TWO MORE WEEKS...
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No way you can control 300 million people.
They ain't close to being prepared.
There ain't no toilet paper left already
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Might just be the best ever on GLP
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A mandatory quarantine is coming, but it isn't going to be for 2 weeks. I figure about a week and that's it.

They're worried about Antifa, various gangs and sleeper cells taking to the streets and tearing shit up when some notable indictments are unsealed. It would be like the LA riots (after Rodney King verdict), but ten times worse and across the nation. These folks will be out for blood.

Ironically, this virus that was released to derail Trump's re-election and deter the unsealing of indictments, will be used against them now. Not only is this the perfect way to bring in the military, but it also clears all the cities out of people. There will now be far fewer targets for the rioters, and best of all, it'll be far easier for the military to deal with them. Imagine the nightmare of having to fight these guys with the streets packed with vehicles and bystanders.

By the way, the hospital ships are for the rioters that will be getting their shit kicked in.

Also, notice how the "trouble spots" Trump named are all liberal hellholes stocked full of Antifa, MS-13, etc...Just think back to some of Trump's rallies during the election three years ago. New York, Washington (Seattle), and California were scenes of all kinds of unsavory activity. Trump said a couple days ago that they were "in trouble" with this "virus".

Finally, it is a real virus, but it's not as bad as people are making it out to be. For instance, since October 1st, at least 22,000 people have died from the flu according to the CDC, and at least 300,000 have been hospitalized. Compare that to this.
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No way will the hospital ships be used for rioters. The ships will be used for people with medical conditions other than the virus.
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US: 9415 confirmed, 150 deaths
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Yea, this generic message has been circulating for like 7 days bro. My GF showed me the same shit on Saturday. Cool story
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Tried Asda last night, tin food all but gone, no rice or pasta and since we don't grow rice in the UK then i don't think anymore will be arriving.

The supply chain is broken many links back and the army will be getting to distribute the little we have left on this little UK island.

Lock down is coming and unless they do it right then this will last IMHO for a lot more than a month or two.
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From very reliable intel in DHS

I received a call very late last night from a source that works for Homeland security. He said that they are preparing to mobilize the national guard. Preparing to dispatch them across the US along with military. Next they will call in 1st responders. He said they are preparing to announce a nationwide 1 week quarantine for all citizens. All businesses closed. Everyone at home. They were told to pack and be prepared for up to 30 days deployment which he said means they may extend the quarantine up to 30 days. He told me to notify our family members and have them stock up and be prepared. They will announce this as soon as they have troops in place to help prevent looters and rioters... he said he got the call last night and was told to pack and be prepared for the call today with his dispatch orders.

Continued....

within 48 to 72 Hours the president will evoke what is called the Stafford act. Just got off the phone with high ranking military friends in DC who just got out of a two hour briefing. The president will order a two week mandatory quarantine for the nation. Stock up on whatever you need to make sure you have a two week supply of everything. Please forward to your network.
 Quoting: Drummy


How the fuck can we stock up for a two week quarantine when we are in the miccli of a two week quarantine
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Not the same country but...rumor here is...they are shutting down the ferries soon (I am dependent upon one to get home unless I want to walk for 5 days). So luckily, I am stuck in the City with another Q-Tard and we keep stocking up on bbers.
 Quoting: Lance Roseman From BC


Yep. Gulf islander here. Grabbed all the old stock at the BCL. Supposed to hit a ferry tomorrow afternoon to van island .... but ...

Enjoy the show!
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From very reliable intel in DHS

I received a call very late last night from a source that works for Homeland security. He said that they are preparing to mobilize the national guard. Preparing to dispatch them across the US along with military. Next they will call in 1st responders. He said they are preparing to announce a nationwide 1 week quarantine for all citizens. All businesses closed. Everyone at home. They were told to pack and be prepared for up to 30 days deployment which he said means they may extend the quarantine up to 30 days. He told me to notify our family members and have them stock up and be prepared. They will announce this as soon as they have troops in place to help prevent looters and rioters... he said he got the call last night and was told to pack and be prepared for the call today with his dispatch orders.

Continued....

within 48 to 72 Hours the president will evoke what is called the Stafford act. Just got off the phone with high ranking military friends in DC who just got out of a two hour briefing. The president will order a two week mandatory quarantine for the nation. Stock up on whatever you need to make sure you have a two week supply of everything. Please forward to your network.
 Quoting: Drummy


How the fuck can we stock up for a two week quarantine when we are in the miccli of a two week quarantine
 Quoting: mlabors

"Two Week Quarantine" is just propaganda for the sheep. Get ready for 12-18 months of self-isolation. This is long-time doom.

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My aunt's friend's cousin's boyfriend's brother said the same thing.
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Hey, I think I know that guy!
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No way you can control 300 million people.
They ain't close to being prepared.
There ain't no toilet paper left already
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tploser
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Might just be the best ever on GLP
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I know. Is everyone's doom boner ready to squirt or wha?
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