Why Toilet Paper??

Why not?

Who knows.

BTW chip, someone was worried about you earlier.

I will let them know that you are doing OK.

It seems to be a deeply rooted instinct of the human species.

Infinite shelf life if kept dry.
(And I don't want to wipe my ass with bits of clothes, a rag or leaves.)

When I lived in Ukraine in beginning of 90s, toilet paper was almost money currency. People are getting ready to stay home all the time, plus everyone shits at least once a day. Have fun using newspaper or any other paper.

LOL.. I am not the person you refer to. In fact after my last conversation with him I doubt he and I will ever speak again.

yes it's nice... but but can wash t-shirt scraps and survive...

i understand the reason for TP, but can get by with cloth and cleaning it it...

food and water are higher on the survival scale

I guess I always took it for granted. Food, water, ammo, fuel, etc but I never stored or even thought of toilet paper.

We even had a joke about it. What hand do you use to wipe your ass, left or right? Answer is I use toilet paper not hands.

if yu had EARS,EYES,A BRAIN
yu'd kno why\

told ya
army navy airforce sectretly buying out from walmart,costco etc.\
plenty of restrooms in local FEMAcamps\

Everyone is full of shit lol. They need to get rid of it somehow.

I heard a rumour it gives you the shits, and if not that at least softens your stool.

Gross I know.

hahaha no fucking doubt.

Well shit I guess I'll get Amazon to deliver a shit ton of it.

funny thing is, it was the one thing I forgot to prep for.

Had to run out yesterday and buy some after seeing the video of the two ladies beating the shit out of each other for a roll.

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Some of us ran out during a hurricane, leaves may work but it sucks if you use poison ivy.

yeah dont ever do that

There's not better dance lesson and a poison ivy leaf on the chocolate starfish.

Yeah I dont prep TP too much

My core family ass cleaning prep are resealable baby wipes that are unscented and non alchohol.

You can use those when the water is out running...you just need a place to throw the used wipe. Way more efficient ass cleaning than dry TP in terms of storage volume for the prep. Usually a single wet wipe for number 2s. Sometimes two to be sure. And if sick with sticky poo then possibly like 4 wipes to have super clean ass

It's the one thing I never thought of either.

Yeah I dont prep TP too much

My core family ass cleaning prep are resealable baby wipes that are unscented and non alchohol.

You can use those when the water is out running...you just need a place to throw the used wipe. Way more efficient ass cleaning than dry TP in terms of storage volume for the prep. Usually a single wet wipe for number 2s. Sometimes two to be sure. And if sick with sticky poo then possibly like 4 wipes to have super clean ass

No, it doesn't. It's all respiratory

It's like a security blanket. As long as you got toilet paper everything will be okay.

Its not funny lol. It's a hell to have an itchy ass. Only funny when it happened to your friend.

Because the supply chain will be disrupted and you're going to be wiping your ass with a sock.

Anyone who hunts can tell you a story of what happened to them:

After you get up at 4 in the morning in camp, smoke a cig, and drink a pint of coffee, you head out to the bush and start your hunting.
Then it hits you.

I've lost a sock, and a friend lost his flannel shirt chest pocket because we were unprepared.

dont you get it?

media is sending message

shit hitting fan

I think it happened to everyone. But not everyone can share their story.

It's the last comfort a body has...and as the old saying goes,

If the end is here, I want you near...