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CONTEST now closed (sorry!) "CAPTION CONTEST" EXTENDED TO 4:00 A.M. EST! Win 1 of 2 Free 1-month upgrades--You can do it!

 
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I hope you won't be offended by suggesting we caption
a few pictures tonight. My heart is very heavy with the
news of the past week plus about our current global pandemic
with China's Wuhan corona virus. I am needing just a few
minutes to think about something to take my mind off all
of this--and maybe share with you a 1/2-hearted smile.
I mean no disrespect in this effort---just something a
little "lighter fare." Thanks!
TheOracle'sCookie

:alert:

I AM EXTENDING THE CAPTION CONTEST OUT TO 4:00 A.M. EST
DUE TO MY GREEN PIN FALLING OFF EARLIER THAN I THOUGHT
AND I DIDN'T CATCH IT. RE-PINNING TO GIVE EVERYONE A CHANCE
FOR THE UPGRADES!

IF ANYONE WISHES TO THROW-IN ANOTHER UPGRADE...JUST LET
ME KNOW! THANKS AHEAD OF TIME!

O'sCookie


Please caption one of the images below.

CAPTIONS CAN BE FUNNY...OR SERIOUS...UDECIDE!

We will follow the same rules as previous contests...
You can find them at this link with examples from past contests:
Thread: 2 ONE-MONTH-FULL UPGRADES: CAPTION CONTEST open to 4:00 A.M. LATE! Happy Halloween!

YOU NEED TO HAVE AT LEAST A BLUE NAMED (FREE ACCOUNT WITH
GLP) for me to apply the GLP member UPGRADE (that's just
the way the Forum has it right now.) Without a FREE ACCOUNT
I cannot upgrade A.C.s. (Sorry about that!) Currently non-registered GLP members can come in under their old GLP name
and it will be BLUE...but don't come in as an A.C. or I can't
help you out.

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

CONTEST WILL RUN THROUGH 4:00 a.m. EST 2-2-2020 with chance
to win 1 OF 2 Full-month upgrades (for February 2020.)

IMAGES (Please label your choice #1 or #2):


GREEN KARMA WILL BE AWARDED TO ALREADY UPGRADED MEMBERS
..."SPECIAL MENTION" AWARDED TO NON-BLUE-NAMED A.C.s



:Weizersink:
CAT 1



:WHATdatGrass:
CAT 2



:PuggmsGrtGrtGrmp:
DOG 1



:TrumpChiWi:
DOG 2

ADDING ONE MORE...INSPIRED BY "SHIT SOUP" (THE BAT
SOUP THEY ATE...EWWWWW.....)

:ScareyDolly:
DOG 3




YOU CAN ALSO POST A VIDEO RELATING TO ONE OF THE IMAGES!


Here's a couple:


[link to youtu.be (secure)]
:FairUSE:


Have some fun...BE HAPPY...DON'T WORRY!

[link to youtu.be (secure)]
:FairUSE:

This thread will be sponsored thru MIDNIGHT TONIGHT!
Winners will be listed ON THE THREAD.

cheers
O'sCookie
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Cute dog no. 1. 'A'int nobody shaving me not my tomatoes!

It

Some dude on glp said they're gonna cull the pets - let them try it!!!!
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30 MINUTES LEFT IN THE CONTEST!

Let's get those captions in, kiddos!
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cat1
This isn't what it looks like!

cat 2
Oh my dear, There is something seriously wrong with this thread.

dog 1
Ready for Battle.

dog 2
I'll go wherever this thread leads.

dog 3
How dare you suggest that.
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Quick, we got to get rid of the evidence.
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Thanks, O's, I really needed this.Its 3 a.m. here. If I win, award the upgrade, I decided to spend the childrens inheritance since I;m near the finish line, LOL, and where better than on GLP.

Cat 1 "After that 'no witness' vote, I'll be here all nite washing underwear for Congress."
OR: "You think it's fun working in the Palace for their highnesses, but all I do is wash dirty laundry"

Cat 2 "Pwezz God, show these humans how to be more like us animals, pwetty and fluffy and kind."
OR: "Geez, I'm only widdle...she said, Fluffy dont pee on the rug, damn it! and i didnt, I peed in her pwetty shoe with the red bottem."

Dog 1 "I'm ready for the darn vet"'
Dog 2 "Alright I'm ready to go to China." And for the coup de gras:
Dog 3 " I, Adam Shiht will be speaker of the House...DID YOU HEAR...I will be KING..." But alas, Nanncy turns him into a dog and he can only drool piteously.
amdg

Forgiveness means giving up every hope
for a better past,
In exchange for a better future.

P.S. Ive always had an American Flag, now all of a sudden you gave me a Canada one. ?? Please whoever did this change it back. Not that free Ojibwe/Chippewa acknowledge any imaginary boundry lines...
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sorry, wasnt clear: If I win award the upgrade to someone else, was what I ment.
amdg

Forgiveness means giving up every hope
for a better past,
In exchange for a better future.

P.S. Ive always had an American Flag, now all of a sudden you gave me a Canada one. ?? Please whoever did this change it back. Not that free Ojibwe/Chippewa acknowledge any imaginary boundry lines...
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Thank you for these caption contests, I always have a lot of fun reading the posts and attempting to make funny captions.

My favourite one was: Pg 1, username
Green Onions
"That's the last time I'm washing pots if you bring a date round."
AdorableLittlepixie

Love, beauty and magic is everywhere when you take the time to take a deep breath, look around and feel.
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Thank you for these caption contests, I always have a lot of fun reading the posts and attempting to make funny captions.

My favourite one was: Pg 1, username
Green Onions
"That's the last time I'm washing pots if you bring a date round."
 Quoting: AdorableLittlepixie


I loved Green Onions several entries as well--this was
just ONE of her great ideas!

Thanks Green Onions!!

cheers
O'sCookie
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wow

Great job everyone...CAPTION CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED FOR
PRIZES...

PLEASE ENJOY MAKING MORE CAPTIONS AS MANY OF US WILL
CHECK BACK TO THE THREAD TOMORROW!

WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY!

WATY
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WINNERS CIRCLE!

TIMEwhiteRabbit

Here are out WINNERS:

NOTE:
I am really pooped and will complete the GREEN KARMA
AND "SPECIAL MENTIONS FOR A.C.s" in the morning....I;m
starting to see DOUBLE. I'll get the winners up tonight,
though! THANKS EVERYONE!

WINNERS OF 1 MONTH (FEBRUARY) GLP UPGRADE:

"Green Onions"


Weizersink
CAT 1
"If I have 9 lives...Do I wash my paws 9 times?"
and
"This is the last time I wash your pots if you bring
a date round!"
PAGE 1


----------
and...

"Wharf Rat" (multiple entries these were my favorites)


CAT 1 (page 1)

Weizersink
"When your MAIN CAT finds out about the "side cat."
and

DOG 1

PuggmsGrtGrtGrmp
"We named him Eldrige Cleaver"

DOG 2
TrumpChiWi

"Oh...just Great...Now I have to Pee!"

DOG 3

ScareyDolly
PIC WITH VIDEO FROM "THE GODFAHTHER" (works good!)

REALLY FUNNY! THANKS!

Congratulations Green Onions and Wharf Rat! Well Done!

-----------------------------

GREEN KARMA AWARDS:

Coastie Pirate (multiple entries--all really great!)


Page 1
DOG 2
TrumpChiWi

"I'm diving to the bottom of tHE SWAMP to
find the dang PLUG!"

AND...CAT 1 page 1 (a "2-fur entry"...cat1 and dog1)

"I put the dog in the DRYER...but he had armor on!"

WINNERS EXPECT YOUR UPGRADES TO SHOW UP BY MONDAY
OR TUESDAY 2-3 OR 2-4 (PAYDAY FOR O'sCookie!)
Karma awards TONIGHT AND TOMORROW!

mORE AWARDS COMING UP IN THE MORNING...GOTTA CLOSE
FOR NOW...really pooped!


WATY

cheers
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There has been (and will continue to be in the coming weeks)
more "bad news." I suggest you take a few minutes to check
out the earlier CAPTION CONTESTS myself and joining members
of GLP have hosted over the past couple of years. (You can
also do an "Adv.Search" option (right of top header) and
search "Caption Contest" FOR SEVERAL YEARS. All of them are
GLP classics and show some of the best and dearest creative
efforts some of our members (and A.C.s) have contributed.

These pictures cheer me up after reading some of the
devastating news reports...don't underestimate what
depression can do to your immune system. Try to stay
in a "balanced" state of mind as much as you can in future
weeks and months. We can help each other by offering a
smile or two when we can. Thanks everyone for giving me a
little cheer. (I needed it!)
O'sCookie


"A 1,000 candles (smiles) can be LIT by from a single candle (smile)
...and the life of the candle (smile) will NOT BE SHORTENED.
Happiness (smiles) never decreases by being SHARED."
Zen saying


Enjoy the thread--there is happiness here. And every
day is precious.
Be Well...TheOracle'sCookie 2-01-2020

EARLIER THREADS FOR CAPTION CONTESTS:

Thread: CONTEST OPEN TO 11:00 PM EST: CHRISTMAS CAPTION CONTEST--WIN 1 OF 3 JANUARY MEMBERSHIPS
Christmas 2019


swamprat:Page 1:
SantaChihui
The brothers were never told about the time their mother ran away into the woods...
...nor about the raccoon that befriended her. (One of the chihuahuas has a
"raccoon face coloring" CUTE!)

AND
tubbyluv
A gallon of eggnog you say? I'm sure I have no idea...

-------------------------------

Thread: SORRY CLOSED: ANNUAL THANKSGIVING DAY CAPTION CONTEST! 2 VIDEOS W/PET'S REACTIONS!

LilMiss: Page 1

Puntext: Page 1

TwoDarkPark: Page 1 ("Aweins' smilie!)

Lilopin: Page 1

NOLAangel: Page 2 (Kitty and E.T. pics)

Paranoiaaaaa: Page 2 (Epstein caption.)

Good Job you guys!

Winner's examples:

KittahWAT

Cat's like maybe if I tilt my head this way, I can see
into the UPSIDE DOWN. human's like. show off.

and


GTAwiens

From 2DarkPark..2:

--------------------------------------------

Thread: 2 ONE-MONTH-FULL UPGRADES: CAPTION CONTEST open to 4:00 A.M. LATE! Happy Halloween!

Winner's example:

RedJohn
and
BlaneHalen

WeylandRabbit

Rabbit: I keep having this dream or hallucination
not sure which it is
and it appears to go like this:

rabbithole

-------------------------

Thread: CONTEST CLOSED--ANNUAL EASTER CAPTION CONTEST STARTS TONIGHT! Goes thru Easter! Let's Go!

Winner's Examples:

DeplorableZenobia
and
JADR

2Meerecats2

"Yeah...he can "I.D."as a P.D. all he wants
...but I hate WABBITS."



3. JADR (PAGE 4)


2Meerecats2
"Nothin muffin...That report says NO collusion,
but it doesn't EXONERATE YOU!"


ENJOY BROWSING THE CAPTION CONTEST THREADS! Always make me laugh
and appreciate the COOL CREATIVITY ON THIS FORUM!

tHANKS!
TheOracle'sCookie



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In a world of frivolous


If you have been made to wear humiliating costumes or been embarrassed because you've been dressed by your human, you may be entitled to compensation.
 Quoting: hsimg


GREEN KARMA AWARD:

Should be entitled..I can see this on T.V. lol:

"T.V. Commercial: NOW...a messsage from "Natl Pet Attorney, inc:"

If you have been made to wear humiliating costumes or been embarrassed because you've been dressed by your human, you may be entitled to compensation.

PerryMasonRUsure

Sorry hsming--have this in a little late but you
received green karma for this caption! Thanks!

cheers
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Thanks, O's, I really needed this.Its 3 a.m. here. If I win, award the upgrade, I decided to spend the childrens inheritance since I;m near the finish line, LOL, and where better than on GLP.

Cat 1 "After that 'no witness' vote, I'll be here all nite washing underwear for Congress."
OR: "You think it's fun working in the Palace for their highnesses, but all I do is wash dirty laundry"

Cat 2 "Pwezz God, show these humans how to be more like us animals, pwetty and fluffy and kind."
OR: "Geez, I'm only widdle...she said, Fluffy dont pee on the rug, damn it! and i didnt, I peed in her pwetty shoe with the red bottem."

Dog 1 "I'm ready for the darn vet"'
Dog 2 "Alright I'm ready to go to China." And for the coup de gras:
Dog 3 " I, Adam Shiht will be speaker of the House...DID YOU HEAR...I will be KING..." But alas, Nanncy turns him into a dog and he can only drool piteously.
 Quoting: American Indian Elder


Thanks Elder! I sent you green karma...will award your
win to another member! TY

hf
O'sCookie
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CAPTION CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED...BUT PLEASE CONTINUE
TO ENJOY MAKING CAPTIONS...WILL RETURN IN THE A.M. TO
AWARD MORE GREEN KARMA POINTS!!!!

JANUARY 2020's CAPTION CONTEST SET A RECORD! BEST CAPTIONS
AND BEST TURN-OUT YET! ENJOY LOOKING OVER THE WINNERS
...A SMILE IN THE MIDDLE OF CHAOS IS VERY "ZEN!"


"A 1,000 candles (smiles) can be LIT by from a single candle (smile)
...and the life of the candle (smile) will NOT BE SHORTENED.
Happiness (smiles) never decreases by being SHARED.

Zen saying

Enjoy the thread--there is happiness here.


Here are our WINNERS--CONGRATULATIONS EVERYONE!

NOTE:
I am really pooped and will complete the GREEN KARMA
AND "SPECIAL MENTIONS FOR A.C.s" in the morning....I;m
starting to see DOUBLE. I'll get the winners up tonight,
though! THANKS EVERYONE!


WINNERS OF 1 MONTH (FEBRUARY) GLP UPGRADE:

"Green Onions"


Weizersink
CAT 1
"If I have 9 lives...Do I wash my paws 9 times?"
and
"This is the last time I wash your pots if you bring
a date round!"
PAGE 1


----------
and...

"Wharf Rat" (multiple entries these were my favorites)


CAT 1 (page 1)

Weizersink
"When your MAIN CAT finds out about the "side cat."
and

DOG 1

PuggmsGrtGrtGrmp
"We named him Eldrige Cleaver"

DOG 2
TrumpChiWi

"Oh...just Great...Now I have to Pee!"

DOG 3

ScareyDolly
PIC WITH VIDEO FROM "THE GODFAHTHER" (works good!)

REALLY FUNNY! THANKS!

Congratulations Green Onions and Wharf Rat! Well Done!

-----------------------------

GREEN KARMA AWARDS:

Coastie Pirate (multiple entries--all really great!)


Page 1
DOG 2
TrumpChiWi

"I'm diving to the bottom of tHE SWAMP to
find the dang PLUG!"

AND...CAT 1 page 1 (a "2-fur entry"...cat1 and dog1)

"I put the dog in the DRYER...but he had armor on!"

alertalert


NOTE FOR WHARF RAT:
ADMIN has agreed to upgrade the winning accounts
due to a glitch with my credit card...Wharf Rat's
upgrade and Green Onion's upgrade should be applied
within the next couple of days. BE WATCHING FOR YOUR
YELLOW STAR AGAIN--IF YOU DON'T SEE IT BY MONDAY 2-17-2020
PLEASE LET ME KNOW! TheOracle'sCookie


I can not Private PM you, Wharf Rat due to a message
that says you have PMs from me "blocked." (Not sure
what that's about...a glitch?)


Your yellow star was up on your account for about 4 days
...then it "fell off." Right?

I just got a message from the ADMIN folks reporting
that either the card I got from VISA is not working,
VISA will not honor it (like they have a problem with
GlP?)...or GLP's payee doesn't accept VISA Gift Cards.

Well...the thing is--I can't get the money back from the
VISA people since I discarded the card once you guys
had your yellow star--I was sure payment was received.
I don't have the card number--I didn't write it down
and there's no way to track it...so we are ALL OUT ON
THIS ONE! I'm out the $35 and you and Green Onions don't
receive your upgrades.

I am really sorry about this...you can contact the ADMIN
folks--I have already sent them a PM asking if there is
anything that can be done--but I'm thinking this is going
to be a WASH. So...everybody "heads-up!" If you have
used VISA GIFT CARDS to upgrade your accounts...don't do
it anymore as they are just not going to go through.

verysad
So sorry.

cheers
TheOracle'sCookie

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HURRAY! TRINITY SAVES THE DAY!

ADMIN was able to upgrade Green Onions and Wharf Rat
today after VISA pulled back their payment I made for
these 2 upgrades. You need to know the following about
pREPAID VISA GIFT CARDS:

I AM BOYCOTTING VISA for the shitty customer service they
give for consumers buying their prepaid GIFT CARDS.

There is NO PHONE NUMBER where you can talk to an actual
person about specific problems you are having...


Their idea of helping with "LOST OR ACCIDENTALLY DISCARDED
CARDS"...is to provide them with the CARD NUMBER ON THE CARD.

So...how the heck are you to give them a card number if
the card is LOST STOLEN OR DISCARDED? (You would have to
have the 4-sight to WRITE DOWN THE CARD NUMBER as soon as
you purchase it
(like in the PARKING LOT of the store you
buy it at right after you hand over your cash)...otherwise
NO CARD NUMBER...NO HELP FOR YOU!

baldcat

This is just a warning to other GLP members who plan to
pay upgrades or their own monthly membership using these
cards--THEY ARE VERY RISKY and any "glitch" will mean
your whole amount (SOME OF THE CARDS CARRY AS MUCH AS $500)
pus your purchase price is down the drain. (Luckily I'm
only out $31.00...so it could have been much worse!)

THANKS TO THE ADMIN FOR SAVING THE DAY! YOU ROCK!
Wharf Rat and Green Onions are now upgraded. I'm happy
...but NO MORE PREPAID VISA FOR ME!

TheOracle'sCookie

WATY

cheers
O'sCookie

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