Breaking news: Kobe Bryant has died in a helicopter crash

Part one bad. Part two how to navigate around bad...??

Illumi-naughty injection is a bit over the top..but understandable in today's climate of no proofs.

How much less could you care?

Looks like rotor failure.

Convenient news cycle distraction.



Yes, yes it is.

Last Edited by Phillip J. Fry on 01/26/2020 05:49 PM

Looks nothing like the actual crash scene we see on MSM

Fake

So what did Kobe Bryant have on Hillary Clinton ?

Still trying to single out Black people, eh?

His efforts to reach out may go through deaf ears and become as effective as parents who tell their kids not to create central banks, not to monopolize free trade, to not impose their will over other nations/people, etc., but here we are in a world that is in the palms of those very sociopaths whose endeavors reach out and effect everything on a global scale. And they're not Black,...

Now THIS^ is funny...



...need a bit of comic relief in a situation like this-

Three hours later and each major network right now has a "special report" on this

yeah, it's sad , but -- he was a basketball player

this is ridiculous

If you saw the crash footage, this: [link to www.nba.com (secure)]

is NOT the helicopter that is alleged to have crashed.

Last Edited by UseLessRepEATER on 01/26/2020 05:50 PM

That link says 9 dead?

Kobe Bryant, 13-Year-Old Daughter Among 9 Dead in Calabasas Helicopter Crash

If they wave the flags at half mast for this event

im moving to Canada
oh wait

im already there
sh*t

were doomed

Yes, 9 dead. Just confirmed during the press conference.

Last week's diversion was Megxit. This week's is much more serious and sad.

But it dont sing and dance, and it dont walk.

Buying a multi-million dollar ring is not going to get him out of that one.

It's used in ships as well. And Magnesium alloys (mostly with Aluminium, iirc) are quite common.

9 dead.
9 names on the flight manifest.

Today sucks..

NOW were getting somewhere- there is no way he was bumped from his #3 all-time scorer pos. yesterday and all the rest that is starting to come out- those 'first responders' were all just standing around a burt patch with some pieces of something- no propeller, no nothing- (including bodies, did anyone see them remove the bodies?)thing hella stinks already.

Wow!!!!!! So awful!!! His Helicopter can hold NINE?

I like when they do that.

Not only do these pukes not know the difference between "Their vs There vs They're", "Than vs Then" or "Your vs You're", but these pukes don't even know how to sound edgy.

Here he is trying to come off like he doesn't care about Kobe or whoever he is.

Well, if you don't care, then you have to say "I couldn't care less...." because that means your level of care can't go any lower than it already is, but because he doesn't know any better and just wants to be snarky, he in his infinite wisdom stated that he does give a damn by stating that he "could care less".

Fail !

Referring to Kobe's Musecage video's..

Looks like Kobe was teaching through what he knew. The second video is basketball. Together they point out bad and how to deal with obstacles.

Sports can be a life lesson. They don't play sports in the dark or under anyone's bed.

maybe it stalled due to too much weight

About 3 feet or so

At least one of the other passengers HAS been confirmed, John Altobelli. He's a baseball coach at Orange Coast College.


[link to www.tmz.com (secure)]

Woops..

Seems fake to me. Lots of super celebrities fake their deaths to return to a secluded life.

Not a coincidence that he retired 2 years ago as well

Just heard some guest announcer on the FOX and he said "those were 48 year old legs he had!" and like 2 sentences later: "He had a great, full career for a 38 year old." (Kobe was 41?)

Purposeful number confusion/falsification... CHECK.

I think we may have a blue rose here gents...

[link to nypost.com (secure)]

"Kobe used a chopper to play a trick on former Lakers General Manager Rob Pelinka, the LA Times reported in 2017.

Bryant had the pilot do military maneuvers on the chopper with Pelinka on board, and even turn the engine off in midair.

“My life was flashing before my eyes,” Pelinka told the newspaper. “I almost had a heart attack. Kobe’s just sitting there calm and collected.”

So they are reporting 9 people on the manifest. Only 5 found.

Either 4 jumped out of the burning helicopter or the manifest is wrong. Because they are still reporting just 5 killed. So, kind of confused there. No surviors, so where are the other 4?

And nine people seems like way too many for a private helicopter? I thought they held like 5 people at the most.