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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77342432 United States 11/20/2019 07:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My dudes, don't hesitate or be embarrassed if your are afflicted as I was, life is too short to never wear shorts or to constantly get accused of smuggling a weapon into the airport everytime you get patted down. Quoting: Merit I can finally sit on the toilet again without setting it on my knee the whole time. Get it done, you won't regret it. Is the window of opportunity already closed for you to send me your reduction to add to my little man? |
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(OP) User ID: 78184611 11/20/2019 07:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i had my leg amputated instead, works just as well, i only need to buy one shoe now Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78184284 Don't let these naysayers dissuade you fellow heavy hammer homies. This is a problem few of us endure but that's even more reason for us to ban together. Your not joking about the tip dipping the toilet water. I got one of those cripple cushions to sit on when I deuce. My dudes, don't hesitate or be embarrassed if your are afflicted as I was, life is too short to never wear shorts or to constantly get accused of smuggling a weapon into the airport everytime you get patted down. Quoting: Merit I can finally sit on the toilet again without setting it on my knee the whole time. Get it done, you won't regret it. I did bud, had half taken Now I am stuck with all the troubled you got rid of. I should have keep mine and did the shoulder toss I have done since the fifth grade. Btw you have a small Penis....just sayin Welcome Brothers Last Edited by Merit on 11/20/2019 07:10 PM • Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. • |
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(OP) User ID: 78184611 11/20/2019 07:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't be silly. That tech is a generation away at least. Everyone knows that. I mean if not that would imply a certain class of ppl have access to bionic upgrades already and are keeping it from the general population. I think we all know no one would ever do something that shitty. • Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. • |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72177819 United States 11/21/2019 10:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't be silly. That tech is a generation away at least. Everyone knows that. I mean if not that would imply a certain class of ppl have access to bionic upgrades already and are keeping it from the general population. I think we all know no one would ever do something that shitty. suuuuuuuure ok |
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User ID: 76094011 United States 11/21/2019 10:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My dudes, don't hesitate or be embarrassed if your are afflicted as I was, life is too short to never wear shorts or to constantly get accused of smuggling a weapon into the airport everytime you get patted down. Quoting: Merit I can finally sit on the toilet again without setting it on my knee the whole time. Get it done, you won't regret it. Judging from some of these posts, it looks like there are lot of gay men on GLP, so perhaps your mating call of a post will be a success for you. Red is Truth Around Here. Always Has Been. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 38890686 United States 11/27/2019 11:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My dudes, don't hesitate or be embarrassed if your are afflicted as I was, life is too short to never wear shorts or to constantly get accused of smuggling a weapon into the airport everytime you get patted down. Quoting: Merit I can finally sit on the toilet again without setting it on my knee the whole time. Get it done, you won't regret it. I know your frustration, OP. Constantly getting mine caught in the laces when tying my shoes. Had my share of black eyes too... |
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(OP) User ID: 78204452 11/27/2019 11:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My dudes, don't hesitate or be embarrassed if your are afflicted as I was, life is too short to never wear shorts or to constantly get accused of smuggling a weapon into the airport everytime you get patted down. Quoting: Merit I can finally sit on the toilet again without setting it on my knee the whole time. Get it done, you won't regret it. I know your frustration, OP. Constantly getting mine caught in the laces when tying my shoes. Had my share of black eyes too... I don't miss the red welps across my chests from doing naked jumping Jack's. • Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. • |