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How To Be a GLP Esoteric Guru - 7 Easy Steps | |
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| LittleMe
I don’t want flowers when I die… User ID: 78114258  Tonga11/20/2019 01:23 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I mean, what if we grill it for you? A nice dipping sauce to go with it?  Oh, my... you’re so kind, but, thanks but no thanks... I dislike reptiles and amphibians, to the point that I could have a heart attack if I see one.  Hmmm, since you’ve mentioned grill... there’s a Grill Guru... [link to imgur.com (secure)] |
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| THE LATHE OF HEAVEN
User ID: 77515983 United Kingdom11/20/2019 01:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1. Avatar and Signature must be dramatic and give a nod to the notion there's a hidden meaning behind them. Quoting: Merit 2. Answer in pictures or Video whenever possible to avoid directly answering a question or making a statement. 3. Keep answers and statements neutral leaving the reader to make sense of them on their own however they might. 4. Bring up esoteric literature and figures like the Emerald Tablets, Aleister Crowley and throw in something obscure you found after a quick Google search regularly. 5. Have at least one well thought out and competently expressed "experience" to reference as proof of your wisdom, power, adeptness or chosen status. 6. Have one specific subject you can sound knowledgeable on that is esoteric related. 7. Take credit for any insights or happenings others talking to you came to on their own from your neutral and vague advice and explanations. Thats it! Enjoy your new fame as a Witch, Warlock, Shaman, Seer, Prognosticator or any other title you like. Practice makes perfect.  [link to www.godlike.com (secure)] |
| MilaMoon
User ID: 77904078 United States11/20/2019 01:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh, my... you’re so kind, but, thanks but no thanks... I dislike reptiles and amphibians, to the point that I could have a heart attack if I see one. Hmmm, since you’ve mentioned grill... there’s a Grill Guru... [link to imgur.com (secure)] LOL I think they are cute from a distance but I certainly do not like holding them and I would never want one a pet. Merit IS the Grill Guru. :awakenthemoon: Repugnant is the creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of their fleeting time here |
| LittleMe
I don’t want flowers when I die… User ID: 78114258 Tonga11/20/2019 01:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh, my... you’re so kind, but, thanks but no thanks... I dislike reptiles and amphibians, to the point that I could have a heart attack if I see one. Hmmm, since you’ve mentioned grill... there’s a Grill Guru... [link to imgur.com (secure)] LOL I think they are cute from a distance but I certainly do not like holding them and I would never want one a pet. Merit IS the Grill Guru. :lmyck13:... just don’t like them! Have your guru roasted two pigs or lambs at the same time? and does he scream like the other guru? Did you watch the video? That guy is so funny... I’ve watched it like ten times... the screaming is hilarious!  |
| NowIhavetothinkofaname
User ID: 64998043  Australia11/20/2019 02:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm going to go with using official magic beanies... Now for spooky Latin for spell casting. Quia tantum amas te semper amet Maii voluptatem. Google Translate semper misimus ad beatitudinem multorum duritiam incantatorum tuorum vehementem. NowIhavetothinkofanameohnoithurts It's all bull! Nevertheless, the ruler is not truly wise who cannot discern evils before they develop themselves, and this is a faculty given to few. Niccolo Machiavelli Karma is funny, people who kick dogs usually get bitten. If someone doesn't add value to your life, then that someone shouldn't be a part of it. You can always trust people to do whatever is in their own interests. It is certain wastelands will be brought under cultivation. |
| Merit
(OP) User ID: 78145672 United States11/20/2019 02:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Guys.... stop. This was meant to be a 'how to be a GLP Esoteric Guru' thread not a how to make ppl butthurt who want to be a GLP Esoteric Guru thread. We're all one. We are all the great chosen Guru. Goosfraba....  • Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. • |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 76972080 United States11/20/2019 02:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Guys.... stop. Quoting: Merit This was meant to be a 'how to be a GLP Esoteric Guru' thread not a how to make ppl butthurt who want to be a GLP Esoteric Guru thread. We're all one. We are all the great chosen Guru. Goosfraba.... :secret: [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
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| LittleMe
I don’t want flowers when I die… User ID: 78114258 Tonga11/20/2019 02:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Guys.... stop. Quoting: Merit This was meant to be a 'how to be a GLP Esoteric Guru' thread not a how to make ppl butthurt who want to be a GLP Esoteric Guru thread. We're all one. We are all the great chosen Guru. Goosfraba.... But, I don’t want to become one... Why don’t you teach us how to be a Grill Guru... Mila said that you’re a Grill Guru...  |
| SyncAsFunk
User ID: 78181578 United States11/20/2019 02:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Guys.... stop. Quoting: Merit This was meant to be a 'how to be a GLP Esoteric Guru' thread not a how to make ppl butthurt who want to be a GLP Esoteric Guru thread. We're all one. We are all the great chosen Guru. Goosfraba.... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]  Some Will. Some won't. So....... |
| Merit
(OP) User ID: 78145672 United States11/20/2019 02:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Guys.... stop. Quoting: Merit This was meant to be a 'how to be a GLP Esoteric Guru' thread not a how to make ppl butthurt who want to be a GLP Esoteric Guru thread. We're all one. We are all the great chosen Guru. Goosfraba.... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] • Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. • |
| Merit
(OP) User ID: 78145672 United States11/20/2019 02:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1. Avatar and Signature must be dramatic and give a nod to the notion there's a hidden meaning behind them. Quoting: Merit 2. Answer in pictures or Video whenever possible to avoid directly answering a question or making a statement. 3. Keep answers and statements neutral leaving the reader to make sense of them on their own however they might. 4. Bring up esoteric literature and figures like the Emerald Tablets, Aleister Crowley and throw in something obscure you found after a quick Google search regularly. 5. Have at least one well thought out and competently expressed "experience" to reference as proof of your wisdom, power, adeptness or chosen status. 6. Have one specific subject you can sound knowledgeable on that is esoteric related. 7. Take credit for any insights or happenings others talking to you came to on their own from your neutral and vague advice and explanations. Thats it! Enjoy your new fame as a Witch, Warlock, Shaman, Seer, Prognosticator or any other title you like. Practice makes perfect. [link to www.godlike.com (secure)] He didn't follow my steps clearly. • Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. • |
| Merit
(OP) User ID: 78145672 United States11/20/2019 02:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Guys.... stop. Quoting: Merit This was meant to be a 'how to be a GLP Esoteric Guru' thread not a how to make ppl butthurt who want to be a GLP Esoteric Guru thread. We're all one. We are all the great chosen Guru. Goosfraba.... But, I don’t want to become one... Why don’t you teach us how to be a Grill Guru... Mila said that you’re a Grill Guru... Some secrets are too powerful to just give away. It's dangerous. Think about the children!? • Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. • |
| Merit
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| Merit
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| Loup Garou
User ID: 31702506 United States11/20/2019 03:04 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Follow the bitten apple for clues...  Just because YOU don’t believe in the Rougarou; or the Loup Garou, don’t make you safe; No ! The Constitution is a blend of 'moral certitude' -- which is one of the reasons that criminals are determined to be rid of it and We the People must be even more determined to defend it. "If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." - Thomas Paine The only thing the Illuminati fears is an independent person who can live, eat, sleep, stay warm and defend themselves separate from Federal help. Pray that the Lord gives us more time! The End is near and time is short! A fool takes no pleasure in understanding, but only in expressing his opinion. ~Proverbs 18:2 For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible "A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle" - James Keller Checkd, Keked, and Rekt! #Kids2 |
| Merit
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 76972080 United States11/20/2019 03:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Guys.... stop. Quoting: Merit This was meant to be a 'how to be a GLP Esoteric Guru' thread not a how to make ppl butthurt who want to be a GLP Esoteric Guru thread. We're all one. We are all the great chosen Guru. Goosfraba.... :secret: [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] :billlaugh: |
| Merit
(OP) User ID: 78145672 United States11/20/2019 03:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For a one time fee that goes to homeless Gurus whom we bless by giving them an enchanted hazel wood branch consecrated in menstrual blood and blessed by a genuine ancestor of those who died in the Salem witch trials, you can have access to my spiritual playlist. • Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. • |
