ZOMBIE EBOLA HYBRID VIRUS RELEASED FOR HALLOWEEN AT MIDNIGHT

Allow me to explain. I feel guilt as a designer, I never knew what I worked on until too late. Many will turn into what appear to be "zombies". Others turn into the stereotypical "vampire" but will crave just food and have testosterone levels 250% of normal range.

The virus edits DNA in the entire body and effects different lineages differently. There is a 16% fatality rate. Remaining 84% have their evolution fasttracked by about 2 million years.

What is the best beer that goes with it

Interesting that you mention beer. In fact the uridine in beer and yeast can assist your immune system have a favourable response towards the IQ subset.

If you have beer on hand now or yeast, yeast extracts. Please begin consuming them now.

IQ subset lineage developed into highly intelligent beings. It is one of the more favourable results.

Okay, I'll 'bite'.

How do I enhance my immune system so I don't become zombo'd?

Do I have to shoot them in the head to put one down?

If they don't require a headshot, will they be just as easy to kill as a human being? Or are they still shambling around after being ventilated?

How is it deployed?

The zombie subset predominately resulted from african or aboriginal racial lineages. They move quickly after their upgrade so wise to have close quarters preparation, lifespan is only 4 months though. Headshot or similar widespread damage to bodily system will finish them. They bleed out like any animal.

Atmospheric chiefly. Multiple modalities are being used. Globally.

Are these the brain-eating variety, or are we talking Thriller dancing types?

What about Western European, Nordic types? Immune, right?

I assume it can be spread human to human as well?

Please begin a diet rich in eggs (choline), yeast (uridine) and fish oil (DHA)

These three ingredients are easily accessible and will facilitate the most optimal transition to the new age.

Are fish oil supplements enough (Omega-3's)?

CooL

Western Europe: 97% survival, 78% optimal result
Nordic: 98% survival, 79% optimal result

Yes its spreads like a flu. Cant avoid this one. It will be in every major city by evening of All Saints Day.

Yes excellent. Eat some sardines if not. Try 6 grams every 8 hours.

Trick or treat?

Disclaimer: I'm insane. This is all roleplaying in my mind. Enjoy the show.

Or are you?

Aw, I was enjoying it.

Cool beans !!!

tried to post 3 times now but website wont let me...or is it them

symptoms will arise after 72 hours.

NOVEMBER 3RD 2019 IS DOOMSDAY

They have traced me. I must go. Good luck!

Godspeed.

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It's called "morality rate" not "fatality" you uneducated dumb ass!

Stopped reading at "fatality"!

Do some research first so your bullshit is a bit more believable you cunt.

Is it airborne?

If so, are N95 respirators adequate, or will I need to crack open a modern CBRN filter for my M85?

Also, do people who exhibit heterochromia have an immunity to the virus, or suseptible to becoming asymptomatic carriers like in 28 Weeks Later?

Is it transmitted through bites?

Yeah I'm bored again. Let's hear some more details.

EDIT: Aw damn. I just read that the OP had been compromised and is no longer updating. And I don't even know if the water is safe yet! I'm going to be real pissed if I become one of the first zombos. My zombie fantasy is AT LEAST to survive one day and then heroically sacrifice myself in one big heroic last stand while the people with the cure escape, then blow myself up with a grenade when I run out of ammo and all the zombies are about to jump on me. But now I'm gonna drink some contaminated tap water and be patient zero and shit. All my plans for nothing. T_T

Last Edited by KonspiracyKitty on 11/03/2019 02:06 AM

morality? lol you call him dumb ass?? it's mortality but also fatality rate.

No you fool, its mortality! Fatality is definitely more applicable especially when considering impending mortal kombat! Fatality!