We must all walk on eggshells for eternity because paron could get his feewings hurt.

A declaration by emperor trump,decreed worldwide,thou shalt not use the name paron in vain!
So all the scribes rewrote the english language.every book was stripped of the word and a new word,paron was inserted.it took centuries to scan smand rewrite all the books but now we can sleep well knowing little lord paron will never bwee oafended.