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Help! I accidentally created mutant flies. I think they bit me.

 
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Help! I accidentally created mutant flies. I think they bit me.
Last summer I collected and blended my neighbor's apples to turn to vinegar in mason jars. Using a mother I got from my uncle I cored and blended a batch. After a few months I decided to see how the vinegar was turning out, so I opened a jar and was immediately assaulted by dozens of tiny pale angry gnats. It was over in a second and no flies were left in the air. Sometimes I feel these strange sensations that could be crawling or wiggling inside of me.

I want to bathe in pesticide. A friend of mine told me to get really really cold. I'm afraid I'm a zombie now. Help.
"Man, whose tool of survival is the mind, does not merely fail to teach a child to think, but devotes the child’s education to the purpose of destroying his brain, of convincing him that thought is futile and evil, before he has started to think."
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Zombies cant use technology so you are not a zombie.
You are fine OP it is all in your head.
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07/23/2019 08:08 AM
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Re: Help! I accidentally created mutant flies. I think they bit me.
You can become the Flyman, the superhero who can sense muck from a mile.
itspiderman
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Re: Help! I accidentally created mutant flies. I think they bit me.
Eat some chewing tobacco.
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Re: Help! I accidentally created mutant flies. I think they bit me.
Eat some chewing tobacco.
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


I've picked up chewing tobacco over the last month. The crawling sensations have been waking me up at night lately. I think I hear a tapping on my ear drum and I feel an ear infection coming on that keeps shifting positions slightly.

This seems insane. Are there edible pesticides?
"Man, whose tool of survival is the mind, does not merely fail to teach a child to think, but devotes the child’s education to the purpose of destroying his brain, of convincing him that thought is futile and evil, before he has started to think."
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Eat some chewing tobacco.
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


I've picked up chewing tobacco over the last month. The crawling sensations have been waking me up at night lately. I think I hear a tapping on my ear drum and I feel an ear infection coming on that keeps shifting positions slightly.

This seems insane. Are there edible pesticides?
 Quoting: Bonfire


Maybe some wormwood & black walnut parasite tincture
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07/23/2019 08:20 AM
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Re: Help! I accidentally created mutant flies. I think they bit me.
like from the green mile? lol
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Re: Help! I accidentally created mutant flies. I think they bit me.
like from the green mile? lol
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If I'm getting infested with flies to help heal others, well then I wonder what kind of diet I need.
"Man, whose tool of survival is the mind, does not merely fail to teach a child to think, but devotes the child’s education to the purpose of destroying his brain, of convincing him that thought is futile and evil, before he has started to think."
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Re: Help! I accidentally created mutant flies. I think they bit me.
Eat some chewing tobacco.
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


I've picked up chewing tobacco over the last month. The crawling sensations have been waking me up at night lately. I think I hear a tapping on my ear drum and I feel an ear infection coming on that keeps shifting positions slightly.

This seems insane. Are there edible pesticides?
 Quoting: Bonfire


Maybe some wormwood & black walnut parasite tincture
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


I was thiking albendazole or ivermectin for internal myiasis. Perhaps a vegan diet would help...
"Man, whose tool of survival is the mind, does not merely fail to teach a child to think, but devotes the child’s education to the purpose of destroying his brain, of convincing him that thought is futile and evil, before he has started to think."
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Re: Help! I accidentally created mutant flies. I think they bit me.
Eat some chewing tobacco.
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


I've picked up chewing tobacco over the last month. The crawling sensations have been waking me up at night lately. I think I hear a tapping on my ear drum and I feel an ear infection coming on that keeps shifting positions slightly.

This seems insane. Are there edible pesticides?
 Quoting: Bonfire


Maybe some wormwood & black walnut parasite tincture
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


Walnuts daily
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Re: Help! I accidentally created mutant flies. I think they bit me.
Drink CocaCola it will sort em out.





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