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Horny mites mate on your face each night while you sleep

 
eekers
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Horny mites mate on your face each night while you sleep
as if shit wasn't disturbing enough these days,
did you know orgies were taking place on your face each night as you sleep?

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Re: Horny mites mate on your face each night while you sleep
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Last Edited by eekers on 06/21/2019 10:22 AM
"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot
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Re: Horny mites mate on your face each night while you sleep
I imagine a lot of those mites get crushed as I toss and turn all night and grind the pillow into my face. I just wish there was more macro sex, or even a female sharing the bed.

Perhaps I should take more showers - although I do at least one a week, or if I go to town.
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Re: Horny mites mate on your face each night while you sleep
I heard about this on Facemate.
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Re: Horny mites mate on your face each night while you sleep
Luckily Im into this sort of thing
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Re: Horny mites mate on your face each night while you sleep
Luckily Im into this sort of thing
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nowadays guys are so into facials, this is sooo next level, huh?
actual orgies on the face!!
most impressive


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Last Edited by eekers on 06/21/2019 10:58 AM
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Re: Horny mites mate on your face each night while you sleep
So that's where oily skin comes from!!!
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So that's where oily skin comes from!!!
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lol ewww

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So that's where oily skin comes from!!!
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lol ewww

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lmao
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Re: Horny mites mate on your face each night while you sleep
as if shit wasn't disturbing enough these days,
did you know orgies were taking place on your face each night as you sleep?

[link to boingboing.net (secure)]

angryface




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Re: Horny mites mate on your face each night while you sleep
There was an episode of "Northern Exposure" devoted to that, heh, heh.
I'm going to put witch hazel on my face right now.
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Re: Horny mites mate on your face each night while you sleep
as if shit wasn't disturbing enough these days,
did you know orgies were taking place on your face each night as you sleep?

[link to boingboing.net (secure)]

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 Quoting: eekers


That's fucking HOT
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Re: Horny mites mate on your face each night while you sleep
God that is sexy.
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Re: Horny mites mate on your face each night while you sleep
Guys


Wait until you Google cheese mites.

Be warned.
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Re: Horny mites mate on your face each night while you sleep
So that's where the term Fuckface comes from?
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Re: Horny mites mate on your face each night while you sleep
as if shit wasn't disturbing enough these days,
did you know orgies were taking place on your face each night as you sleep?

[link to boingboing.net (secure)]

angryface




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thefuckcat
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The OP just called everybody including the OP:
FUCKFACE
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Re: Horny mites mate on your face each night while you sleep
I imagine a lot of those mites get crushed as I toss and turn all night and grind the pillow into my face. I just wish there was more macro sex, or even a female sharing the bed.

Perhaps I should take more showers - although I do at least one a week, or if I go to town.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77742303


They have a dangerous sex life.
You could say you gave them FaceCrushAids...
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So that's where the term Fuckface comes from?
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clappa


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Re: Horny mites mate on your face each night while you sleep
Horny pinworms mating in your anus are so much more disturbing


One third of us carry pin-worms asymptotically

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Re: Horny mites mate on your face each night while you sleep
Horny pinworms mating in your anus are so much more disturbing


One third of us carry pin-worms asymptotically


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hahaha oh man

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Re: Horny mites mate on your face each night while you sleep
So mite jizz makes up that eye crust I wake up with sometimes?
I am a meat popsicle.

And the Devil's Uncle.

*Mostly* Harmless.
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So mite jizz makes up that eye crust I wake up with sometimes?
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Re: Horny mites mate on your face each night while you sleep
Horny pinworms mating in your anus are so much more disturbing


One third of us carry pin-worms asymptotically


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hahaha oh man

eekalert
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Is that why my ass itches in the morning?
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Re: Horny mites mate on your face each night while you sleep
Horny pinworms mating in your anus are so much more disturbing


One third of us carry pin-worms asymptotically


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Is that why my ass itches in the morning?
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most likely!
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Re: Horny mites mate on your face each night while you sleep
Horny pinworms mating in your anus are so much more disturbing


One third of us carry pin-worms asymptotically


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Is that why my ass itches in the morning?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77742303


most likely!
 Quoting: eekers


They take the subway to get there!
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