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I’m in love with Alexandria Cortez. I want to make out with her bad! I want her to be my Pink Unicorn. Any suggestions?

 
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Pink unicorn? Don't you mean donkey?
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Suggestions please.
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Bring her a nice gift, like a stack of hay. She may like you.
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Add sugar cube, harness and saddle. Show up on a horse and let it shit in her orifice there in the capital and yell, "Fucking green new deal ROCKS" and then ignore her for a while. It'll drive her nuts, trust me.

Oh and brush up on stuff 10 year olds say, you're gonna need it. And use a rubber 'cause you have no idea where that shit's been.
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Get some Morton's and turn your crotch into a salt lick.
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Pink unicorn? Don't you mean donkey?
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Haters wanna hate.
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She will do anything for lots of green.
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Bring her a nice gift, like a stack of hay. She may like you.
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Add sugar cube, harness and saddle. Show up on a horse and let it shit in her orifice there in the capital and yell, "Fucking green new deal ROCKS" and then ignore her for a while. It'll drive her nuts, trust me.

Oh and brush up on stuff 10 year olds say, you're gonna need it. And use a rubber 'cause you have no idea where that shit's been.
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Get some Morton's and turn your crotch into a salt lick.
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I love Morton’s.
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She will do anything for lots of green.
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I’ll give you a green karma.
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Make out?

What are you? 12?
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28 bruh. I’m in the mood for Mexianvs tonight.
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She’s not Mexican, idiot.
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Not ONCE on this thread is the word Mexican OR any other variation of such; until your post.

AOC has Puerto Rican blood, and is NOT from the Bronx.

She's a rich kid from upstate NY, I believe.

She most likely wipes back to front, in my estimation, and that explains her UTIs that might lead to blood infection, that will lead to brain psychosis, IMO.

She's also on helium if you listen to her voice.

A fucking Helium Addict!

cortez-raw
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Actually there was lol
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Make out?

What are you? 12?
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28 bruh. I’m in the mood for Mexianvs tonight.
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She’s not Mexican, idiot.
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Not ONCE on this thread is the word Mexican OR any other variation of such; until your post.

AOC has Puerto Rican blood, and is NOT from the Bronx.

She's a rich kid from upstate NY, I believe.

She most likely wipes back to front, in my estimation, and that explains her UTIs that might lead to blood infection, that will lead to brain psychosis, IMO.

She's also on helium if you listen to her voice.

A fucking Helium Addict!

cortez-raw
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Actually there was lol
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I’m drunk!!1
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Make out?

What are you? 12?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35811930


28 bruh. I’m in the mood for Mexianvs tonight.
 Quoting: #Geomagnetic_Storm#


She’s not Mexican, idiot.
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


Not ONCE on this thread is the word Mexican OR any other variation of such; until your post.

AOC has Puerto Rican blood, and is NOT from the Bronx.

She's a rich kid from upstate NY, I believe.

She most likely wipes back to front, in my estimation, and that explains her UTIs that might lead to blood infection, that will lead to brain psychosis, IMO.

She's also on helium if you listen to her voice.

A fucking Helium Addict!

:cortez-raw:
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Spelled wrong but even a fucking moron like you should be able to understand that you stupid fuck
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Make out?

What are you? 12?
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28 bruh. I’m in the mood for Mexianvs tonight.
 Quoting: #Geomagnetic_Storm#


She’s not Mexican, idiot.
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


Not ONCE on this thread is the word Mexican OR any other variation of such; until your post.

AOC has Puerto Rican blood, and is NOT from the Bronx.

She's a rich kid from upstate NY, I believe.

She most likely wipes back to front, in my estimation, and that explains her UTIs that might lead to blood infection, that will lead to brain psychosis, IMO.

She's also on helium if you listen to her voice.

A fucking Helium Addict!

cortez-raw
 Quoting: DeploraVision ™


Spelled wrong but even a fucking moron like you should be able to understand that you stupid fuck
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Fuck you. Go get laid and then talk to me.
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Re: I’m in love with Alexandria Cortez. I want to make out with her bad! I want her to be my Pink Unicorn. Any suggestions?
Invite her to a Warriors playoff game. Their last playoffs at Oracle.
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Invite her to a Warriors playoff game. Their last playoffs at Oracle.
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Dude! I’m going to a playoff game.
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Invite her to a Warriors playoff game. Their last playoffs at Oracle.
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Dude! I’m going to a playoff game.
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Cool. I went to one last year. Had to experience Oracle one last time.
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Listen to this...it might give you some ideas...

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good luck to you fair soul....
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you are one sick puppy
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Make out?

What are you? 12?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35811930


28 bruh. I’m in the mood for Mexianvs tonight.
 Quoting: #Geomagnetic_Storm#


She’s not Mexican, idiot.
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


Not ONCE on this thread is the word Mexican OR any other variation of such; until your post.

AOC has Puerto Rican blood, and is NOT from the Bronx.

She's a rich kid from upstate NY, I believe.

She most likely wipes back to front, in my estimation, and that explains her UTIs that might lead to blood infection, that will lead to brain psychosis, IMO.

She's also on helium if you listen to her voice.

A fucking Helium Addict!

:cortez-raw:
 Quoting: DeploraVision ™


Spelled wrong but even a fucking moron like you should be able to understand that you stupid fuck
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Fuck you. Go get laid and then talk to me.
 Quoting: #Geomagnetic_Storm#


It was a reply to “DeploraVision” not you, you stupid drunk poofta
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Pink unicorn? Don't you mean donkey?
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Dunkey
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Re: I’m in love with Alexandria Cortez. I want to make out with her bad! I want her to be my Pink Unicorn. Any suggestions?
I’ll give you fifty sense if you show me a pic of her vaginer
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Suggestions please.
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Suggestions?

Get one of those new sex robots. You can turn it off when you need to and it will be smarter than AOC.
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What are the odds she has tons a vagina roast beef? I’d say rather large like 6 pieces of chewed up grape hubba bubba
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Pink unicorn? Don't you mean donkey?
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Dunkey
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That said, i'm with geo and reeeeee, I think she should do porn though.
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Suggestions please.
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I suggest you check yourself into a mental health facility ASAP!
I don’t suffer fools or shills lightly...

Don’t gaslight me, bro.
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Brick it you idiot
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Suggestions please.
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Yeah baby! I imagine her riding me on top screaming like a banshee . . . err, I mean uhm sure I can see why some might be attracted to her.
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Suggestions please.
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Thread: Praise Jesus as if he were your addiction to help get free from your addiction

You have a demon of sexual compulsion. Resist it. You can do it. Try also going a week of fasting from masturbating. It may be the only thing that will break it off you. I've been there, OP so I know it is a demon and not you. Put your hope and teust in Jesus and take the advice from that thread link I posted also.
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Bring her a nice gift, like a stack of hay. She may like you.
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Suggestions please.
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Dont let her blow you because she might bite off your dick with her horse teeth....
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Bring her a nice gift, like a stack of hay. She may like you.
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