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Drunk shopping is a $45 billion industry

 
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Drunk shopping is a $45 billion industry
People who work in sports, transportation, and energy appear most likely to splurge while inebriated.

What are they buying?

Clothes, shoes, movies and electronic devices top the list.

Drunk shoppers are using Amazon to shop almost exclusively.

A whopping 85 percent of drunk shoppers made their mistakes with Amazon.

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And this place closed.

[link to www.drrrunkshopping.com]

You would text a number and they would send you things to buy.
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And this place closed.

[link to www.drrrunkshopping.com]

You would text a number and they would send you things to buy.
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Actually, I think it would send you texts around 3am once you signed up.

It's been awhile. But it kept waking me up so I stopped it.
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And this place closed.

[link to www.drrrunkshopping.com]

You would text a number and they would send you things to buy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73811935


Actually, I think it would send you texts around 3am once you signed up.

It's been awhile. But it kept waking me up so I stopped it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73811935


only retarded people say "I think"


you're a waiter of space that makes abortion a good thing
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Dude, what? What's your problem?
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I stopped shopping on eBay/Amazon/etc. after midnight for this very reason!
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My mother didn't drink, but she did start taking Ambien for a short while. One day, she started receiving a bunch of packages from UPS.

She said it was like Christmas, and she had no idea who they were from, but "they" knew what she liked.

laugh

My dad was livid when he got the credit card bill. That was the end of the Ambien.
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And this place closed.

[link to www.drrrunkshopping.com]

You would text a number and they would send you things to buy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73811935


Actually, I think it would send you texts around 3am once you signed up.

It's been awhile. But it kept waking me up so I stopped it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73811935


only retarded people say "I think"


you're a waiter of space that makes abortion a good thing
 Quoting: lifi


Dude, what? What's your problem?
 Quoting: Off Switch


Clearly lifi was drunk shopping when they sent that

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Actually, I think it would send you texts around 3am once you signed up.

It's been awhile. But it kept waking me up so I stopped it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73811935


only retarded people say "I think"


you're a waiter of space that makes abortion a good thing
 Quoting: lifi


Dude, what? What's your problem?
 Quoting: Off Switch


Clearly lifi was drunk shopping when they sent that

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I lost my apathy.
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My mother didn't drink, but she did start taking Ambien for a short while. One day, she started receiving a bunch of packages from UPS.

She said it was like Christmas, and she had no idea who they were from, but "they" knew what she liked.

laugh

My dad was livid when he got the credit card bill. That was the end of the Ambien.
 Quoting: Cat in the Tin Foil Hat


I sleep walk, I have sleep shopped too. I sleep call and type. It is hard for others to imagine and understand, I gave up trying to explain all the time and just let people think I am drunk LOL.
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I’m like a different person when I have a fever. I get crazy ideas. Sometimes they turn out to be good ideas, but not always. When I shop online while I have a fever, I never know if the purchases will turn out to be sane, until I’ve recovered.
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Hahahah. I bought a car and a pool table under the influence of Quaaludes.

back in the day.
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I used to buy Del Taco whilst inebriated.
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Hahahah. I bought a car and a pool table under the influence of Quaaludes.

back in the day.
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I remember those days, loved ludes then.
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i always shop drunk. walking thru a mall for 2 hours is drink inducing. so i show up drunk, stop at the bar at the mall, shop for an hour, go back to the bar for 1-2 then finish shopping. i hate shopping, might as well make it interesting. shop til you drop...down drunk.

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I'll drink to that!
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I preach fire and brimstone right at people and then buy them a drink for listening.

Works every time.

Drunks [shrug] what can you do with them

Fuckin nothing that's what.
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Wow lol
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I lost my apathy.
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Never bought anything while wasted except another beer. Guess I got one good gene.
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I buy the stuff I need whether drunk or sober
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BS

I get drunk and get more alcohol...
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Drunk shopping is why you NEVER set up "1 click ordering" on Amazon.....it makes it way too easy for drunks.... the normal ordering takes more brain cells than most drunks can spare....LOL....
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:UptheIRONS20:
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Wow. Never knew they had that in bottles
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Bought a kegerator drunk. Like the $650 model
I didn't realize
They are a lot of maintenance and can be messy
And you either need to have a whole lot of friends AND they come over OFTEN or YOU ARE OR WILL BECOME AN ALCOHOLIC.
Otherwise, you will waste a shit ton of beer and do a shit ton of maintenance for no reason.
Just drink a bottle for god's sake. Rent a keg for a party maybe. Unless you are in college or rich enough to waste beer. And you know what, if you are rich enough to waste beer; you are still wasting beer so SHAME ON YOU
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You need to drink 165 12oz bottles within 6-8 weeks to not waste any beer. 124 pints
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Actually not that much maintenance just too much for me but hey better drink up or have a party at your house every night to make it worthwhile.
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And this place closed.

[link to www.drrrunkshopping.com]

You would text a number and they would send you things to buy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73811935


Actually, I think it would send you texts around 3am once you signed up.

It's been awhile. But it kept waking me up so I stopped it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73811935



You should turn your phone off at night.
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My mother didn't drink, but she did start taking Ambien for a short while. One day, she started receiving a bunch of packages from UPS.

She said it was like Christmas, and she had no idea who they were from, but "they" knew what she liked.

laugh

My dad was livid when he got the credit card bill. That was the end of the Ambien.
 Quoting: Cat in the Tin Foil Hat



Scary stuff. Desperate for sleep I was prescribed Zolpidem. Woke up and empty cookie bag on my nightstand - no recollection whatsoever!


gasp
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LOL, OMG, I've done that before.

ended up with a shit load of silver coins because

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My mother didn't drink, but she did start taking Ambien for a short while. One day, she started receiving a bunch of packages from UPS.

She said it was like Christmas, and she had no idea who they were from, but "they" knew what she liked.

laugh

My dad was livid when he got the credit card bill. That was the end of the Ambien.
 Quoting: Cat in the Tin Foil Hat



Scary stuff. Desperate for sleep I was prescribed Zolpidem. Woke up and empty cookie bag on my nightstand - no recollection whatsoever!


gasp
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I took Ambien years ago. I bought a few duplicates of everyday items because I didn't remember that I had already ordered them.

Once, I woke up in the morning with a kitchen full of dishes. apparently, I had cooked an entire meal in the middle of the night. I didn't remember a thing! it's amazing I didn't burn the house down.
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