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Celery Juice Can Save Your Life!

 
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Why juice? Why not just eat raw celery?
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Something about the juice that is different molecularly.
 Quoting: Isis One


I believe it's the sodium cluster salts, or something to do with them.

Also, based on Anthony William's recommendation, you should drink 16 ounces of plain celery juice on an empty stomach every morning. 16 ounces juiced takes an entire bunch of celery. I can easily drink an entire bunch of celery in the morning, but I couldn't eat an entire bunch in one sitting.
 Quoting: Simple27


Another thing about drinking the juice vs. eating it is that it takes a lot more energy for the body to digest the roughage of raw vegetables. If healing and restoration is needed, then juicing eliminates that extra work and the medicine in the juice is more effective.

It's the same principle that makes the body shut down the appetite when one has a fever. The body needs the extra energy to fight infection and eating would impede its efforts.
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I have a mixture of liqudised one eating apple ,one chopped whole lemon half a celery and a piece of fresh turmeric ...That is enough for a glass each day for 3 days .

The celery regulates blood pressure ...

It is a bit of an acquired taste ......my sister in law created it ...
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For males, massive amounts of celery juice will help create a massive jizzload. It is how a lot of the porn stars get their monster moneyshots
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10 Health Benefits of Celery Juice

1. Critical for chronic acid reflux
2. Fights autoimmune disease
3. Helps restore adrenals
4. Contains undiscovered sodium cluster salts that reverse illness
5. Neutralizes & flushes toxins out of the liver
6. Helps eradicate strep bacteria
7. Kills Epstein-Barr & Shingles viruses
8. Brings down toxic liver heat
9. Powerful weapon against SIBO & bloating
10. Repairs hydrochloric acid & liver bile production


[link to www.medicalmedium.com]
 Quoting: Simple27


Contains calcium that can be utilized because it is in a soluble state AND has the necessary magnesium needed to process it.(forget that cal/mag formula, eat celery!)
(don't eat coral or bones, eat celery!

Also, it has a lot of sodium, but if I remember correctly, it does so in a way that balances your levels rather than giving you too much(it will rid you the excess)
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My daughter was going to try it but no celery in the stores. Produce guy told her they can't keep it in stock.

How about if you don't have a juicer?
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I’m in Miami Beach right now and the 2 main Publix supermarkets near me do not have any celery. I found celery at the local Whole Foods, but it’s very thin stalks and they seem to run out of stock quickly.
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My daughter was going to try it but no celery in the stores. Produce guy told her they can't keep it in stock.

How about if you don't have a juicer?
 Quoting: Deplorable Mary


I’m in Miami Beach right now and the 2 main Publix supermarkets near me do not have any celery. I found celery at the local Whole Foods, but it’s very thin stalks and they seem to run out of stock quickly.
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stalk the stalks!
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They have celery pills now. I eat it fresh and take the pills. One of the best juicing drinks you can do daily is Apple/pear/celery/carrot. Its delicious. Jack Llane drank that one daily....and i think he lived to be pretty old. If you don't like celery much, best way to eat it is with peanut butter.
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I wish the price would come down on those juicers of his! huffy
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I started drinking this plain ol' celery juice on Friday, February 1st and stopped taking my blood pressure medication at the same time (I don't advise stopping blood pressure meds, but I'm a rebel wink). No, in all seriousness, I needed to know if this would help because the meds were not helping.

Last reading I could find before my most recent was from May of 2018. On May 22, 2018 while taking blood pressure medication, my blood pressure was 140/100. [link to imgur.com (secure)]

Last week, on March 20th, after stopping the medication and drinking celery juice 5 days per week since February 1st, my blood pressure was 114/72. Best it has been in years! [link to imgur.com (secure)] Less than 2 months brought me to this result.

And this is just the blood pressure.

I feel better. Not even sure how to explain it, but just better than I have in a long while. Waking up easier in the morning. Skin looking better. Feeling more hydrated.

Again, this is only less than 2 months for me. And there are SO many things this juice can help.

All you need is celery and a juicer. You can also do this with a blender and a special type of straining cloth, but the juicer is so quick and easy that it leaves you with no excuse NOT to do it. : )
 Quoting: Simple27


Do you need a great juicer? I have a $99 blender that crushes ice pretty well.
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Take celery seed extract instead of juicing. Juicing is time consuming plus you miss out in the fiber.

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I would think a Vitamix would be just as good as juicing?
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My veins and arteries really pop out when taking the extract. Very good for your circulatory system. thumbs

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For males, massive amounts of celery juice will help create a massive jizzload. It is how a lot of the porn stars get their monster moneyshots
 Quoting: Cleveland_Steamer


It's good for testosterone too!

Celery also contains a significant amount of vitamin K and boron. Higher levels of vitamin K may support higher testosterone production. Boron reduces the effects of estrogens (therefore indirectly increasing the influence of testosterone in the body) and reduces the amount of sex-hormone-binding globulin (SHBG) which binds and deactivates testosterone in the blood.

[link to www.quora.com (secure)]


Celery contains very powerful androgens, including androstenol and androstenone. It was found out that due to the availability of these substances celery can help speed up testosterone production. In addition, celery contains a flavonoid called luteolin. This flavonoid also promotes natural hormone synthesis.

Therefore, it’s worth adding celery to your daily diet to fix testosterone deficiency. Celery can also protect men against prostatitis. Due to its diuretic properties, celery helps overcome reproductive tract infections.


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I am on my third week of celery juice and I do feel better . More energy broccoli
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My veins and arteries really pop out when taking the extract. Very good for your circulatory system. thumbs

penguin
 Quoting: Thurthton Thithtertinton


Do you take it in powder form, tincture, capsules?
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My veins and arteries really pop out when taking the extract. Very good for your circulatory system. thumbs

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 Quoting: Thurthton Thithtertinton


Do you take it in powder form, tincture, capsules?
 Quoting: Free me


I take these capsules. 1 in the morning and 1 in the evening.

Natural Factors - Celery Seed Extract, Circulatory Support, 120 Vegetarian Capsules [link to www.amazon.com (secure)]

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My veins and arteries really pop out when taking the extract. Very good for your circulatory system. thumbs

penguin
 Quoting: Thurthton Thithtertinton


Do you take it in powder form, tincture, capsules?
 Quoting: Free me


I take these capsules. 1 in the morning and 1 in the evening.

Natural Factors - Celery Seed Extract, Circulatory Support, 120 Vegetarian Capsules [link to www.amazon.com (secure)]

penguin
 Quoting: Thurthton Thithtertinton


Thanks, I agree juicing is too much work so I'll give this a try.
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My daughter was going to try it but no celery in the stores. Produce guy told her they can't keep it in stock.

How about if you don't have a juicer?
 Quoting: Deplorable Mary


I’m in Miami Beach right now and the 2 main Publix supermarkets near me do not have any celery. I found celery at the local Whole Foods, but it’s very thin stalks and they seem to run out of stock quickly.
 Quoting: ShortStop


stalk the stalks!
 Quoting: beeches


Lol, this!
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Are you using organic or regular celery??
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Either or, depending on sales. But mostly regular. Just gotta rinse it well.
 Quoting: Simple27


I think I read soaking in some baking soda water is good.
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I started drinking this plain ol' celery juice on Friday, February 1st and stopped taking my blood pressure medication at the same time (I don't advise stopping blood pressure meds, but I'm a rebel wink). No, in all seriousness, I needed to know if this would help because the meds were not helping.

Last reading I could find before my most recent was from May of 2018. On May 22, 2018 while taking blood pressure medication, my blood pressure was 140/100. [link to imgur.com (secure)]

Last week, on March 20th, after stopping the medication and drinking celery juice 5 days per week since February 1st, my blood pressure was 114/72. Best it has been in years! [link to imgur.com (secure)] Less than 2 months brought me to this result.

And this is just the blood pressure.

I feel better. Not even sure how to explain it, but just better than I have in a long while. Waking up easier in the morning. Skin looking better. Feeling more hydrated.

Again, this is only less than 2 months for me. And there are SO many things this juice can help.

All you need is celery and a juicer. You can also do this with a blender and a special type of straining cloth, but the juicer is so quick and easy that it leaves you with no excuse NOT to do it. : )
 Quoting: Simple27


Do you need a great juicer? I have a $99 blender that crushes ice pretty well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76809166


You can use a blender, it's just a little extra work. You'll need one of these to strain the juice after blending.

[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]

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They have celery pills now. I eat it fresh and take the pills. One of the best juicing drinks you can do daily is Apple/pear/celery/carrot. Its delicious. Jack Llane drank that one daily....and i think he lived to be pretty old. If you don't like celery much, best way to eat it is with peanut butter.
 Quoting: FunnyStrange


hf

Carrot, apple, lemon and ginger juice is also very good. : )
 Quoting: Simple27


I’ve even added in a little garlic as well if I’m not going to be around too many people that day.
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Take celery seed extract instead of juicing. Juicing is time consuming plus you miss out in the fiber.

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 Quoting: Thurthton Thithtertinton


I can't really take pills. I suck at it and gag lol. Juice is perfect for me and it's super fast to make. Maybe one minute (with a juicer).

Even my vitamins are liquid lol. They're excellent though. After taking them for months I coincidentally found out that Anthony William (Medical Medium) recommends them on his website.

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I would think a Vitamix would be just as good as juicing?
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The only real difference (but a big one) is that a juicer will separate the juice from any pulp or chunks of anything so that you get nothing but the liquid/juice. With the blenders you'll have some pulp and maybe little pieces of celery left in the juice after you blend it, so you would need one of those straining cloths I mentioned a few posts back. And a little extra time to prepare it. But it's doable and the benefits are worth it. : )
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My veins and arteries really pop out when taking the extract. Very good for your circulatory system. thumbs

penguin
 Quoting: Thurthton Thithtertinton


I actually noticed that with my veins too!
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I am on my third week of celery juice and I do feel better . More energy broccoli
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Awesome! More energy for sure. rockon
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My veins and arteries really pop out when taking the extract. Very good for your circulatory system. thumbs

penguin
 Quoting: Thurthton Thithtertinton


Do you take it in powder form, tincture, capsules?
 Quoting: Free me


I take these capsules. 1 in the morning and 1 in the evening.

Natural Factors - Celery Seed Extract, Circulatory Support, 120 Vegetarian Capsules [link to www.amazon.com (secure)]

penguin
 Quoting: Thurthton Thithtertinton


They're probably huge, aren't they?

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I would think a Vitamix would be just as good as juicing?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76945858


The only real difference (but a big one) is that a juicer will separate the juice from any pulp or chunks of anything so that you get nothing but the liquid/juice. With the blenders you'll have some pulp and maybe little pieces of celery left in the juice after you blend it, so you would need one of those straining cloths I mentioned a few posts back. And a little extra time to prepare it. But it's doable and the benefits are worth it. : )
 Quoting: Simple27


Thanks Simple. Yes I did read that about blenders but Vitamix practically has a jet engine in it and pulverizes food into puree, no chunksor pieces at all. I'll try it and just add some filtered water

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