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Celery Juice Can Save Your Life!

 
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Thanks for the info. on celery juice! Been forever since I drank any but I've added it to my shopping list. Looking forward to having some! banana2
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Good stuff Simple, I’ll try it. hugs I watched this video and bought the Healthy Body Start Pak. I have been taking it daily for two weeks now and I feel amazing! Like ridiculously amazing. First week I just felt normal. But this past week I felt so strong and healthy that I went to the gym to work out every day. You need to understand I have NEVER gone to a gym to work out in my life and now it has been every day for a week! I know it’s a bit pricey but you really got to try the start pak because there is no other reason for how good I feel, it’s like I just got my energy from 20 yrs ago back. Let me know if you try it and how you feel after two weeks. I am going to start adding your celery juice tomorrow hf [link to m.youtube.com (secure)]
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Hey SC! That looks really good. Going to check it out.
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Hey Isis! I am not sure if you can get it anywhere cheaper, I haven’t looked yet. It’s really crazy how good I feel and I haven’t changed my diet at all...but I noticed I am eating less amounts, I get full faster. If you decide to try it make sure you send me a PM and tell me how you feel hf
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Ill put some in my vodka
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I’m almost 2 months in. I started off celery juice relatively healthy anyway, I don’t smoke, don’t drink alcohol, I drink plenty of water and my diet is fairly good (no dairy or junk food), also in good shape. The difference I’ve felt however is indescribable, I feel fixed or as if my well being saw a chiropractor and everything has been clicked back in to place. Anyone who suffers with digestive issues or poor nutrition or generally feeling ‘off’ should try this, it truly works.

I believe it has a compound effect on your health as you continue the protocol. My view is that celery juice is a great foundation upon which you can build you day and works best as part of a healthy diet. There is little point doing this if you are still consuming junk food, fizzy drinks and not continuing proper hydration throughout the day because you will soon cancel out the positives.

Interestingly many of the articles on Google search seem the question the validity of this natural elixir. Claims are being quashed and the advice is to consult a doctor just to see if this is good for you. It seems a certain industry is concerned simple I love show tunesery could eat into their profits....

First thing in the morning on an empty stomach you want to consume 16floz of simple plain celery juice. Then wait 20-30 minutes before having a large glass of water followed by breakfast. Expect a good flushing of the system, so the first few days I recommend to leave plenty of time so you can use the bathroom within roughly an hour of the juice. Throw in 2-3 litres of water per day and plenty of fruit and vegetables in the diet and you’ll feel 10 years younger. Try it!
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I’m almost 2 months in. I started off celery juice relatively healthy anyway, I don’t smoke, don’t drink alcohol, I drink plenty of water and my diet is fairly good (no dairy or junk food), also in good shape. The difference I’ve felt however is indescribable, I feel fixed or as if my well being saw a chiropractor and everything has been clicked back in to place. Anyone who suffers with digestive issues or poor nutrition or generally feeling ‘off’ should try this, it truly works.

I believe it has a compound effect on your health as you continue the protocol. My view is that celery juice is a great foundation upon which you can build you day and works best as part of a healthy diet. There is little point doing this if you are still consuming junk food, fizzy drinks and not continuing proper hydration throughout the day because you will soon cancel out the positives.

Interestingly many of the articles on Google search seem to question the validity of this natural elixir. Claims are being quashed and the advice is to consult a doctor just to see if this is good for you. It seems a certain industry is concerned simple Celery juice could eat into their profits....

First thing in the morning on an empty stomach you want to consume 16floz of simple plain celery juice. Then wait 20-30 minutes before having a large glass of water followed by breakfast. Expect a good flushing of the system, so the first few days I recommend to leave plenty of time so you can use the bathroom within roughly an hour of the juice. Throw in 2-3 litres of water per day and plenty of fruit and vegetables in the diet and you’ll feel 10 years younger. Try it!

Typo correction 😬
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My least favorite vegetable

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Which group of people had celery soda

Celery soda

Think about it.
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You coulda had a V8.
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Why juice? Why not just eat raw celery?
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Something about the juice that is different molecularly.
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Ok.
Explain how juicing changes it’s molecules?

Waiting, genius.
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Why juice? Why not just eat raw celery?
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Something about the juice that is different molecularly.
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Ok.
Explain how juicing changes it’s molecules?

Waiting, genius.
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It allows your body to absorb more of it rather than just passing through. That is all really. You could eat celery but would need more of it and chew better.
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Good stuff Simple, I’ll try it. hugs I watched this video and bought the Healthy Body Start Pak. I have been taking it daily for two weeks now and I feel amazing! Like ridiculously amazing. First week I just felt normal. But this past week I felt so strong and healthy that I went to the gym to work out every day. You need to understand I have NEVER gone to a gym to work out in my life and now it has been every day for a week! I know it’s a bit pricey but you really got to try the start pak because there is no other reason for how good I feel, it’s like I just got my energy from 20 yrs ago back. Let me know if you try it and how you feel after two weeks. I am going to start adding your celery juice tomorrow hf [link to m.youtube.com (secure)]
 Quoting: SkinnyChic


That's awesome SC! So happy it's helping you. I'm saving the link. I like the sound of the energy it has given you!

Thanks for sharing!!

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10 Health Benefits of Celery Juice

1. Critical for chronic acid reflux
2. Fights autoimmune disease
3. Helps restore adrenals
4. Contains undiscovered sodium cluster salts that reverse illness
5. Neutralizes & flushes toxins out of the liver
6. Helps eradicate strep bacteria
7. Kills Epstein-Barr & Shingles viruses
8. Brings down toxic liver heat
9. Powerful weapon against SIBO & bloating
10. Repairs hydrochloric acid & liver bile production


[link to www.medicalmedium.com]
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i might have to start drinking celery juice bert-facepalm
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I really need a masticating juicer.

Wheat grass, celery and cilantro should really do the trick for so many issues.

Thanks, Simple!
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This is the juicer I bought years ago. Recommended by a fellow (at the time) GLP'er. [link to www.amazon.com (secure)]

Love this thing. You can put whole apples, oranges, etc. though it!
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My daughter was going to try it but no celery in the stores. Produce guy told her they can't keep it in stock.

How about if you don't have a juicer?
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I take it you're talking about organic celery.

I read that celery is one of the veggies with the most pesticides when tested.
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Who cares what it cost, or if it has pesticides. Buy organic and then grow your own.


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Thanks for this!
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Why juice? Why not just eat raw celery?
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Something about the juice that is different molecularly.
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I believe it's the sodium cluster salts, or something to do with them.

Also, based on Anthony William's recommendation, you should drink 16 ounces of plain celery juice on an empty stomach every morning. 16 ounces juiced takes an entire bunch of celery. I can easily drink an entire bunch of celery in the morning, but I couldn't eat an entire bunch in one sitting.
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An EXCELLENT and TIMELY post, OP. Thank you so much for posting it. I just bought a new juicer this past weekend, (the one you got, only the newer model).

Fingers crossed that I have as much success as you have had.
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Excellent read

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I started drinking this plain ol' celery juice on Friday, February 1st and stopped taking my blood pressure medication at the same time (I don't advise stopping blood pressure meds, but I'm a rebel wink). No, in all seriousness, I needed to know if this would help because the meds were not helping.

Last reading I could find before my most recent was from May of 2018. On May 22, 2018 while taking blood pressure medication, my blood pressure was 140/100. [link to imgur.com (secure)]

Last week, on March 20th, after stopping the medication and drinking celery juice 5 days per week since February 1st, my blood pressure was 114/72. Best it has been in years! [link to imgur.com (secure)] Less than 2 months brought me to this result.

And this is just the blood pressure.

I feel better. Not even sure how to explain it, but just better than I have in a long while. Waking up easier in the morning. Skin looking better. Feeling more hydrated.

Again, this is only less than 2 months for me. And there are SO many things this juice can help.

All you need is celery and a juicer. You can also do this with a blender and a special type of straining cloth, but the juicer is so quick and easy that it leaves you with no excuse NOT to do it. : )
 Quoting: Simple27


Maybe you had high cortisol levels. If celery juice fixes your adrenals that could explain the lower blood pressure.
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It's possible. At one point a couple of years ago my doctor thought I had an adrenal gland tumor based on some lab results. Another doctor thought I had leukemia because of my hemoglobin level. My then hematologist thought I had polycythemia vera.

My blood is a mess. I've had elevated red blood cells since 2015. When they get too high I get a therapeutic phlebotomy to lower them. Until they climb again and then repeat.

I have a physical on Thursday and will be interested in seeing my blood test results. : )
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Thanks for the info. on celery juice! Been forever since I drank any but I've added it to my shopping list. Looking forward to having some! banana2
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Wow cool it sounds refreshing.
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I’m almost 2 months in. I started off celery juice relatively healthy anyway, I don’t smoke, don’t drink alcohol, I drink plenty of water and my diet is fairly good (no dairy or junk food), also in good shape. The difference I’ve felt however is indescribable, I feel fixed or as if my well being saw a chiropractor and everything has been clicked back in to place. Anyone who suffers with digestive issues or poor nutrition or generally feeling ‘off’ should try this, it truly works.

I believe it has a compound effect on your health as you continue the protocol. My view is that celery juice is a great foundation upon which you can build you day and works best as part of a healthy diet. There is little point doing this if you are still consuming junk food, fizzy drinks and not continuing proper hydration throughout the day because you will soon cancel out the positives.

Interestingly many of the articles on Google search seem to question the validity of this natural elixir. Claims are being quashed and the advice is to consult a doctor just to see if this is good for you. It seems a certain industry is concerned simple Celery juice could eat into their profits....

First thing in the morning on an empty stomach you want to consume 16floz of simple plain celery juice. Then wait 20-30 minutes before having a large glass of water followed by breakfast. Expect a good flushing of the system, so the first few days I recommend to leave plenty of time so you can use the bathroom within roughly an hour of the juice. Throw in 2-3 litres of water per day and plenty of fruit and vegetables in the diet and you’ll feel 10 years younger. Try it!

Typo correction 😬
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77401263


My thoughts exactly. Can't have folks healing themselves without big pharma.

Thanks for sharing your experience with celery juice! : )
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My least favorite vegetable

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Well that stinks Wolf. :\

There's plenty of other juices you can make that are beneficial as you know. Can you train yourself to like celery? Serious question. I hated onions my entire life and 'trained' myself to like them a couple of years ago. I just started slowly adding them to salads and different recipes. Eventually I didn't hate them anymore lol. Really strange, I know. tounge
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My least favorite vegetable

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Are you a grown up??

Just do it....
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10 Health Benefits of Celery Juice

1. Critical for chronic acid reflux
2. Fights autoimmune disease
3. Helps restore adrenals
4. Contains undiscovered sodium cluster salts that reverse illness
5. Neutralizes & flushes toxins out of the liver
6. Helps eradicate strep bacteria
7. Kills Epstein-Barr & Shingles viruses
8. Brings down toxic liver heat
9. Powerful weapon against SIBO & bloating
10. Repairs hydrochloric acid & liver bile production


[link to www.medicalmedium.com]
 Quoting: Simple27


i might have to start drinking celery juice bert-facepalm
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You wouldn't regret it. : )
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Wow cool it sounds refreshing.
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It is SO refreshing! Over a big glass of ice and it's pretty good. I actually like drinking it and look forward to it now. I feel like it instantly hydrates me.
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My daughter was going to try it but no celery in the stores. Produce guy told her they can't keep it in stock.

How about if you don't have a juicer?
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Word is getting out there. See below regarding your juicer question. : )

What if you dont have a juicer? Can you just blend it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77104506


You can. : )

It's just a little extra work.

Go to 18 seconds in...


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An EXCELLENT and TIMELY post, OP. Thank you so much for posting it. I just bought a new juicer this past weekend, (the one you got, only the newer model).

Fingers crossed that I have as much success as you have had.
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Best wishes! hf
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