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I just forced myself to watch 15 minutes of CNN. Now all my sperm are retarded.

 
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I just forced myself to watch 15 minutes of CNN. Now all my sperm are retarded.
Seriously. I may not be able to breed now.

They are off the rails over the report.

I am suing for the damages.
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won't win, didn't u see the disclaimer? can't fuck the tv.
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CNN is like an STD. You can't let that shit touch you.
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won't win, didn't u see the disclaimer? can't fuck the tv.
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But the TV can fuck you!

Let that sink in.
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Your DNA has been shattered into a sub-creature never before found on this planet.
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They just said live, "If we can't get any evidence, we have to look for other means of impeachment."

They must have vending machines with meth in the network offices.
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OH-dear
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Yeah, it's that bad.

These people chew their toenails for fun.
Insanity.
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A one star for my sperm? Really?
Sorry I ate the asparagus.

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Seriously. I may not be able to breed now.

They are off the rails over the report.

I am suing for the damages.
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No sympathy here.
You should have known better!
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Seriously. I may not be able to breed now.

They are off the rails over the report.

I am suing for the damages.
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No sympathy here.
You should have known better!
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I get that. It's like when you see a bloody gruesome car wreck. You don't want to look, but you can't look away.
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OMG, they just said the report not having any indication of wrongdoing, could be worse than watergate!

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Never go full retard. Never.
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Never go full retard. Never.
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Tell that to CNN. And little Timmy. Little Timmy doesn't know it yet.

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dats funny
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Seriously. I may not be able to breed now.

They are off the rails over the report.

I am suing for the damages.
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lmao



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When awake, it is impossible to watch it without going crazy.
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best thread today

pin this mf.

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lmao
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When awake, it is impossible to watch it without going crazy.
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hesright
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best thread today

pin this mf.

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rockon

lmao
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..if you watched it for 15 minutes, all your dad's sperm were retarded too...
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Seriously. I may not be able to breed now.

They are off the rails over the report.

I am suing for the damages.
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..if you watched it for 15 minutes, all your dad's sperm were retarded too...
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lol
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They just said live, "If we can't get any evidence, we have to look for other means of impeachment."

They must have vending machines with meth in the network offices.
 Quoting: The Pale Horse Jockey


There will be an official diagnosis in the future by medical professionals, called (CNNTFN), CNN Trump fixation nervosa. Patient Zero was Wolf Blitzer on election night when Hillary LOST.
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They just said live, "If we can't get any evidence, we have to look for other means of impeachment."

They must have vending machines with meth in the network offices.
 Quoting: The Pale Horse Jockey


There will be an official diagnosis in the future by medical professionals, called (CNNTFN), CNN Trump fixation nervosa. Patient Zero was Wolf Blitzer on election night when Hillary LOST.
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hesright
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