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my husband wrapped rubber bands around the beaver cleaver
and Idk what it was supposed to do but he said it didn't work. the worst part for him was when he tried to take them off, I just sat on the bed laughing my ass off after 1 snapped back and he winced in pain. I think he ended up using scissors very carefully. There were wet rubber bands all over the floor and I had to pick them up and throw them away.
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Lol @ beaver cleaver!
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cruise
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What is it with people and their weird sex fetishes, from meth up the anus to this
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my husband took one for the team.
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Oh okay, now I see, they supposedly help men last longer right? But he just ended up in pain, that sucks.

Have you guys tried a desensitizing gel? Rub some on him and that should help him last beyond the regular all of two thrusts he usually gives you.
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We tried the gel, the girl at the check out counter stopped to read it and got this huge grin on her face and was like, "I didn't know we sold this", then 2 guys in military uniform walked past and she started publicly creaming her pants. Returning it was even worse because I had to explain it didn't work. It was $20 we weren't going to just throw it out.

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my husband took one for the team.
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You should have him try asphyxiation next

Sounds like he'd be a good candidate
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Oh okay, now I see, they supposedly help men last longer right? But he just ended up in pain, that sucks.

Have you guys tried a desensitizing gel? Rub some on him and that should help him last beyond the regular all of two thrusts he usually gives you.
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


We tried the gel, the girl at the check out counter stopped to read it and got this huge grin on her face and was like, "I didn't know we sold this", then 2 guys in military uniform walked past and she started publicly creaming her pants. Returning it was even worse because I had to explain it didn't work. It was $20 we weren't going to just throw it out.
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Lmao, yeah I kinda like men in uniform myself, dont blame her there.

Hmmm, so the gel didn't work, Viagara has failed on him, and I take it supplements to increase blood flow to the penis have failed too. So hmmm, I really don't know. If you love him, I guess you may just have to live with the single thrust sex sessions. What else can you do, right?
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have him wear a fake prostetic dildo
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Oh okay, now I see, they supposedly help men last longer right? But he just ended up in pain, that sucks.

Have you guys tried a desensitizing gel? Rub some on him and that should help him last beyond the regular all of two thrusts he usually gives you.
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


We tried the gel, the girl at the check out counter stopped to read it and got this huge grin on her face and was like, "I didn't know we sold this", then 2 guys in military uniform walked past and she started publicly creaming her pants. Returning it was even worse because I had to explain it didn't work. It was $20 we weren't going to just throw it out.
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Lmao, yeah I kinda like men in uniform myself, dont blame her there.

Hmmm, so the gel didn't work, Viagara has failed on him, and I take it supplements to increase blood flow to the penis have failed too. So hmmm, I really don't know. If you love him, I guess you may just have to live with the single thrust sex sessions. What else can you do, right?
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have him wear a fake prostetic dildo
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Not a bad suggestion, but I don't know if OP would care for that. I wonder if they are any good?
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Lmao, yeah I kinda like men in uniform myself, dont blame her there.

Hmmm, so the gel didn't work, Viagara has failed on him, and I take it supplements to increase blood flow to the penis have failed too. So hmmm, I really don't know. If you love him, I guess you may just have to live with the single thrust sex sessions. What else can you do, right?
 Quoting: Love_Goddess

I don't have a problem with it, he say's I'm extremely fuckable and just wants to do it for as long as he can to me. I think the problem actually lies with me, you know I'm too hot and he can't hold back.
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my husband took one for the team.
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You should have him try asphyxiation next

Sounds like he'd be a good candidate
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shut up lezzie.
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Re: my husband wrapped rubber bands around the beaver cleaver
Lmao, yeah I kinda like men in uniform myself, dont blame her there.

Hmmm, so the gel didn't work, Viagara has failed on him, and I take it supplements to increase blood flow to the penis have failed too. So hmmm, I really don't know. If you love him, I guess you may just have to live with the single thrust sex sessions. What else can you do, right?
 Quoting: Love_Goddess

I don't have a problem with it, he say's I'm extremely fuckable and just wants to do it for as long as he can to me. I think the problem actually lies with me, you know I'm too hot and he can't hold back.
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Lol, well okay try this. Swallow the first two loads. By doing this he should have calmed down for the third time and go for much longer. If that fails too, then how about what AC above suggested? Also, are his blood sugar levels normal?
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If he's trying to last longer, a bottle of unscented lotion and some PMO for a few days will raise his tolerance like nothing can.

EDIT: Post above about the first two loads, something like that can work as well.

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:dafoesmile:
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Come on guys, help this lady!! Lol

Her hubby is a tough case.
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I have no words
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I know. I kinda wanna meet her hubby and examine him for myself.
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I have no words
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I know. I kinda wanna meet her hubby and examine him for myself.
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You think two girls at once is gonna make him last any longer
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I have no words
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I know. I kinda wanna meet her hubby and examine him for myself.
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You think two girls at once is gonna make him last any longer
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Not for that, lol!

I like playing doctor and counsellor to people in general. Not just on GLP, but in real life too. I'd like to talk to him one on one to get inside him. Its very unusual for Viagara to fail on a man, there may be some underlying issue that needs resolving.
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Re: my husband wrapped rubber bands around the beaver cleaver
This is what he needs ! It works because I use 1 .

3 kids at home and we want it to last as well .


Another trick I use is Ambisol on my head and then a condom , then a ring . I go for 30 minutes and she's like any time now . She usually walks funny for a day afterwards .




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laughing at him is a great help .
keep it up , pardon the pun .
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If the rubber band falls off and gets stuck inside you, you're gonna have an embarrassing time explaining it to the doctors.
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If the rubber band falls off and gets stuck inside you, you're gonna have an embarrassing time explaining it to the doctors.
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If the rubber band falls off and gets stuck inside you, you're gonna have an embarrassing time explaining it to the doctors.
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Incorrect. Things cannot get lost inside the vaginal canal, since its not a bottomless black hole, lol. The backdoor is another story. Surgery would be required to retrieve something lost there.
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If the rubber band falls off and gets stuck inside you, you're gonna have an embarrassing time explaining it to the doctors.
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Incorrect. Things cannot get lost inside the vaginal canal, since its not a bottomless black hole, lol. The backdoor is another story. Surgery would be required to retrieve something lost there.
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


You wont' even know it's lost. You'll just get an infection, go to the doctor for an infection. They look inside you pull out a rubber band and you're gonna have to explain how that got in there.
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dafoesmile
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sttmaurymutant
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Come on guys, help this lady!! Lol

Her hubby is a tough case.
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


I truly have no help to offer here... I've never had any issues like that, thankfully, my gear is 100% and turbocharged.

But rubber bands?

Yeah...

No.
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If the rubber band falls off and gets stuck inside you, you're gonna have an embarrassing time explaining it to the doctors.
 Quoting: Weyoun


Incorrect. Things cannot get lost inside the vaginal canal, since its not a bottomless black hole, lol. The backdoor is another story. Surgery would be required to retrieve something lost there.
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


You wont' even know it's lost. You'll just get an infection, go to the doctor for an infection. They look inside you pull out a rubber band and you're gonna have to explain how that got in there.
 Quoting: Weyoun


he wrapped them fairly tight, he would have told me if he noticed 1 missing. I know how to squat and dig, I used to block my period with cosmetic sponges so my pussy could be eaten regularly, multiple times a day.
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Re: my husband wrapped rubber bands around the beaver cleaver
This is what he needs ! It works because I use 1 .

3 kids at home and we want it to last as well .


Another trick I use is Ambisol on my head and then a condom , then a ring . I go for 30 minutes and she's like any time now . She usually walks funny for a day afterwards .




[link to www.simplipleasure.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76962593


oh, I bet that numbing stuff works. He thought condoms would help too, we'll give it a go!
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