Alcohol is objectively the MOST healthy thing you can put into your body according to EVERY science!

Nearly every study done on the topic (there are tons, but the vast majority of them) returns the same result. Drinking alcohol in "moderate amounts" is literally like a panacea that can greatly extend your longevity and health. Also alcohol is literally one of the ONLY things that can actually mitigate arthereosclerosis, the leading cause of heart disease and thus the leading cause of death.

What do they define as "moderate"? Generally between 2 and 4 drinks DAILY!
Let me say that again:
Between 2 and 4 drinks DAILY!

4 drinks a day is a pretty large amount man.
It's only binge drinking that is "unhealthy".

So to all of the marijuana smokers trying to say "hurrrrrr alcohol is so unhealthy" nope. Guess again.

But marijuana on the other hand causes literal schizophrenia and other mental illnesses. Plus it very obviously makes people stupid.

So yeah, you know. Just pointing this out.

Alcohol = Good (According to every science, can't even try to deny this)
Marijuana = Bad (Very obvious just from interacting people who smoke this drug and obviously have their brains fried)

Deal with it.