Artie Lange arrested again

Cocaine at his age you may as well put a bullet in a gun and play Russian roulette. Sad. He'll be dead soon if he doesn't stop.

i heard he is of native american german and italian descent, he never had a chance

Artie's the kind of guy
Who likes feelin' high
Feelin' high and dry
And he really likes to fly
He's your kinda guy
Girl, he's not too shy
And he wants you to fly
So I think you oughta try

Artie's your kinda guy
And he's not too shy
Feelin' high and dry
And he wants you to be his
So I think it's time
Girl, to start feeling fine
Feelin' good all the time
So I think you oughta try

Now Artie's the kinda guy
Who likes getting high
Getting high and dry
And he does it all the time
If you think it's a crime
And you don't wanna try
Something that'll make you high
Then I think I'll say goodbye
'Cause Artie's the kind of guy
Who likes getting high
Getting high and dry
And he does it all the time
Now he's much too high
He is high and dry
And he's feelin' fine
Artie's feelin' good all of the time