World War 2.0

So let me get this shit straight in my head here.

1. There's no Hitler
2. The Vichy French just surrendered to Germany
3. There are no actual Nazis, just an ideology of a globalist takeover
4. There's no Nuremberg rally, just the internet
5. Russia is no longer communist, but they're the enemy
6. Goo-ghoul just made China into Orwell's 1984
7. These 'new nazis' hate Poland
8. Britain isn't being bombed with V-2's, their parliament is being blackmailed
9. Goo-ghoul and Faceborg are the new SS and KGB
10. The '1000 Year Reich' is some sort of cybernetic socialist utopia
11. They want it and they want it NOW for some reason
12. If Global Warming is real and we're all going to die in 12 years, what's the point? There won't be a globe to have a global empire.
13. The yellow vests are the new french resistance
14. Is China part of this Axis instead of Japan?
15. Is A.I. and Robots the new 'master race?'
16. Socialism is for the poor, the rich will still be rich, this is the ideology
17. Are things all this bass-ackward or have I done too much LSD?
18. In America they're fighting over red hats and pussy hats, meanwhile the actual white-hoods sit back and laugh, are they behind the pussy-hats?
19. Has Trump been a TV-actor the whole time?
20. If Russia is no longer communist, but the United States is, then what?
21. What's the use in worrying about banning guns, when they're just going to shoot through your walls with lasers?
22. If there's no Allied Powers, what is it going to be Russia, Japan and Poland vs. the rest of the world?
23. Jesus, Aliens and lizard people from the center of the earth are not going to show up, so then what? Watch as people in pussy hats take over?
24. This internet world war is stupid. I mean it's ludicrous. It's dumber than Star Wars the Last Jedi
25. It's all based on internet scolding and shaming? That's it? Then comes the fools who get paid by the government to carry out orders to do their bidding? Wow. That's it huh. No scary occult flag symbols. No screaming maniac in front of a podium. No funny mustache. No silly helmets. Just pussy hats.

God should be ashamed of himself over this. Just sitting there watching this shit unfold, and not thinking to just send a couple asteroids our way... nope, all this lunacy is all part of his ridiculous plan. Is God on crack or what?