Dammit I Did It AGAIN.

I confess, more than once at work I have picked up the phone and dialled the numbers on my keyboard instead of the phone.

Britney Spears intensifies.

:-D

I thought the same thing; She was hot as fuck in her day... Somebody post that one where she was dressed in black straddling a chair. I'll watch it with the sound off.

Ha! Not even close.
Strange though that this is the ONLY link that I have EVER done that with.Just put the phone...right to my ear. Matrix oddity.I have even held it there a few seconds and thought wtf? Not ringing,then look down at my screen and it is the front page of GLP.

WOW

Any interesting goings on on GLP at the time that leap out to your attention?

EVERY TIME

EVERYONE PLEASE READ: Thread: Hinting of publicly-undisclosed human habitation of Mars and teleportation in Britney Spears music video

So what's the problem?

Bet I am the only idiot who does that from time to time.
Pretty damn intelligent aren't I?

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I got real close :D

About a year ago I was standing infront of my front door of my house, pushing the "OPEN" button for my car door :)

At least you didn't try talking on the stapler.

Well.I dont like when my hand does something my mind knows better to do for one.
And the other thing would be no one answers...but then again after what you said...Hmmm.
Like being Invoked to come here.

'On a dark desert highway. . .'


Go figure ; D


This place definitely lives up to its name for me,And then some

And then,some more


lol

How old are you, OP?

In my 40's.

Nah you are exempt.At least you were trying to open something that could be opened lol

Aww : )
Not that far gone
Uncanny you said that I just bought a stapler a few hours ago lol


DAMMIT I glitched AGAIN JUST NOW

Instead of hitting POST after lol up there I hit SEND like I were texting you!

Implant gone wrong,Guys get on that pronto :-D

Tha fuck?

Don't even get me started! I can't even remember what I've had for breakfast this week.. good thing it's such a joke here at my job or I would have been fired years back. D'OH! >..<

-Signed,

Miss Runs-washingmachine-without-laundry-in-it-and-stares-at-it-kn​owing-something-is-fucky-but-not-sure-what?

Good thing I'm not a surgeon!

Yeah I have been meaning to make a disclaimer about that.

Post at your own risk.

Whatcha gonna do when Trin answers?

What happened to your squirrel nuts?

I would have said 38

:-D
Hey.At least you even headed to the washer and turned the bitch on. I have been in zero fuck mode.I need to be HEALED : (

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spit a little beer out lolz

I can't find the fucking avatar in the list, lol. Came back to GLP and it's gone...

Maybe it got retired in my absence, like the number 99 in hockey?

EDIT- Only one person I can remember called them that... Is that you Wisc?

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That's alcohol abuse and I'll have no part of it.

Always.

Feel like 138
Ancient at times too

Nope I'm not WI GIRL, I don't remember a wisc but that was billions of dead brain cells ago.

That is Classified

:-X