What Was Your First Sex Experience and First Orgasm

What happened that first made you really aware of your sexuality?

Mine: three aliens named Billy Bob, Tyrone and Mohammed in a 1975 Ford Pick-Up flying saucer abducted me from a truck stop in Kentucky and probed me anally with a medical wand built between the legs of their alien space suits, and all that fiddlin with my eric clapton made my pecker stand up mighty fierce and i thought I was peeing and taking a dump at the same time but it felt really intense and good. I just wish they hadn't used the same medical probes in my butt and mouth, tho aliens might not understand why.

They've been abducting me twice a week since but now instead of taking me in their flying saucer they show up at my house and bring lots of other aliens and video tape it. I feel honored I am going on alien medical websites and they're learning about humanity through me