Did You BUY LOTTERY TICKETS TODAY? I Wonder What % Of Us GLP'ers Buy Lottery Tickets. UPDATE: $1,600,000,000.00

Do not forget that you bought one for me! The one with 33,69...

Money is like cancer: we all need a few rogue cells to keep our immune system humming along, but too many rogue cells will cause problems.

Also, there's no such thing as free money. You can't "win" money. You pay for it, one way or another.

You're better off earning it through an honest day's labour. Then it's yours, fair and square.

I guarantee if you had invested that lotto money the way I invest, you wouldn't need to win the lottery to retire at 65, and my way is a sure bet.

Last Edited by BRIEF on 10/21/2018 07:08 AM

I never play that crap, but tonight I bought a few scratches and won $20 net.

I may buy some for the 1.6 billion prize

Can you do math?

Do you know how it got to be a billion?

"Somebody has to win" yes but in what century?

Nah, I'm keeping my 2 dollars.

Your odds of getting attacked by a group of idiots that frequent glp are much greater than winning the lottery...




"we are coming" for y'all



Last Edited by BRIEF on 10/21/2018 07:25 AM

Hmmm, what's the rules your side of the pond regarding foreign players? Can these tickets be bought online? Are Limey's allowed to play?

I bought three tickets. I know there's next to no chance of winning and lottery is a tax on stupid people...

Unfortunately for me I'm stupid and greedy. So I'll probably always play lotto, or at least that's my excuse.

I recognize the entertainment value, I'm an occasional gambler...

Half would be going to taxes.

You should totally splurge $2 on buying a Mega Billions ticket... You could win and lord it over us serfs with your superior mathemagic powers... :p

what's it at now?

Depends on the state and how you structure it.

When you realize you're a winner. First call - Tax attorney. Second call - CPA. Third call - Financial advisor. Fourth call - Bank in the Caymans.

;)

No calls - friends, family, etc. I don't want anyone knowing I've won until I have all my legal shit together.

No parasites, no posse, no nothing.

Smart move!

800 million not enough cash for you?

Are you aware of the massive headaches of having to PROPERLY manage such a huge amount of money? You'll need lawyers to help set up trusts, tax deferment etc., lawyers to handle all the ex friends and girlfriends/boyfriends and ex spouses who think they are entitled to the money. Plus anybody you ever slighted in the least will probably come after you with a lawsuit. You'll need accountants to keep track of it. You will also stockbrokers, investment analysts and venture capitalists experts to help you invest it. You will have to read dozens of resume's, vet and do background checks on dozens of people, to know they aren't somehow going to screw you out of it. Winning the lottery is Satan's deadly blessing, NOT a prize.

What will it profit a man if he gains the whole world, yet forfeits his soul? Or what can a man give in exchange for his soul?

I bought 10. Thought they called the numbers but I was wrong. Thought today was friday.

Nope I would pick the annuity to get a whole 1.3 billion dollars.

Lottoland's prize for Australians lotto betting on the megabillions draw is AUD 2.3 billion. 38 percent of which they minus for simulated taxes... I can't wait to tell everyone I'm not giving them any money!!!



Last Edited by NowIhavetothinkofaname on 10/23/2018 08:06 AM