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So pissed at Amazon I'm 'bout ready to go nuclear!!!!!

 
dagwood
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So pissed at Amazon I'm 'bout ready to go nuclear!!!!!
I received a harmonica holder today. The packaging did not smell very good. Skunk smell. Ok, I open the package anyway and the smell practically gagged me. I washed it off with alcohol and set it in my bedroom and shut the door. Five minutes later the bedroom stank badly. I threw the harmonica out on the patio. Now the patio stinks. The stink is now permeating my house, my patio, my hands, and my shirt.

Will it do any good to call and bitch at Amazon??? No. Of course not.

Does Amazon have any storefronts? If yes, then I'll take a can of that "liquid ass" they sell and spray their fucking store.

FUCK AMAZON, I'll NEVER order from them again.
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09/18/2018 04:55 PM
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Um their customer support is quite incredible actually.

They will probably ship you a new one without you even you sending that shit back. call them.
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Re: So pissed at Amazon I'm 'bout ready to go nuclear!!!!!
I received a harmonica holder today. The packaging did not smell very good. Skunk smell. Ok, I open the package anyway and the smell practically gagged me. I washed it off with alcohol and set it in my bedroom and shut the door. Five minutes later the bedroom stank badly. I threw the harmonica out on the patio. Now the patio stinks. The stink is now permeating my house, my patio, my hands, and my shirt.

Will it do any good to call and bitch at Amazon??? No. Of course not.

Does Amazon have any storefronts? If yes, then I'll take a can of that "liquid ass" they sell and spray their fucking store.

FUCK AMAZON, I'll NEVER order from them again.
 Quoting: dagwood


hahaha!

Last Edited by Coupes on 09/18/2018 04:57 PM
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Um their customer support is quite incredible actually.

They will probably ship you a new one without you even you sending that shit back. call them.
 Quoting: ImNOTaCIAAgent


Thank you so much for the info. I'll call them as soon as I can figure out how to get the stink out of the house.
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Re: So pissed at Amazon I'm 'bout ready to go nuclear!!!!!
I received a harmonica holder today. The packaging did not smell very good. Skunk smell. Ok, I open the package anyway and the smell practically gagged me. I washed it off with alcohol and set it in my bedroom and shut the door. Five minutes later the bedroom stank badly. I threw the harmonica out on the patio. Now the patio stinks. The stink is now permeating my house, my patio, my hands, and my shirt.

Will it do any good to call and bitch at Amazon??? No. Of course not.

Does Amazon have any storefronts? If yes, then I'll take a can of that "liquid ass" they sell and spray their fucking store.

FUCK AMAZON, I'll NEVER order from them again.
 Quoting: dagwood


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Re: So pissed at Amazon I'm 'bout ready to go nuclear!!!!!
I received a harmonica holder today. The packaging did not smell very good. Skunk smell. Ok, I open the package anyway and the smell practically gagged me. I washed it off with alcohol and set it in my bedroom and shut the door. Five minutes later the bedroom stank badly. I threw the harmonica out on the patio. Now the patio stinks. The stink is now permeating my house, my patio, my hands, and my shirt.

Will it do any good to call and bitch at Amazon??? No. Of course not.

Does Amazon have any storefronts? If yes, then I'll take a can of that "liquid ass" they sell and spray their fucking store.

FUCK AMAZON, I'll NEVER order from them again.
 Quoting: dagwood


hahaha!
 Quoting: Q33


Ok asshole, if you're gonna call me a cunt then do it to my face. Where and when do you want to meet???
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Re: So pissed at Amazon I'm 'bout ready to go nuclear!!!!!
I received a harmonica holder today. The packaging did not smell very good. Skunk smell. Ok, I open the package anyway and the smell practically gagged me. I washed it off with alcohol and set it in my bedroom and shut the door. Five minutes later the bedroom stank badly. I threw the harmonica out on the patio. Now the patio stinks. The stink is now permeating my house, my patio, my hands, and my shirt.

Will it do any good to call and bitch at Amazon??? No. Of course not.

Does Amazon have any storefronts? If yes, then I'll take a can of that "liquid ass" they sell and spray their fucking store.

FUCK AMAZON, I'll NEVER order from them again.
 Quoting: dagwood


hahaha!
 Quoting: Q33


Ok asshole, if you're gonna call me a cunt then do it to my face. Where and when do you want to meet???
 Quoting: dagwood


Humm, looks like you took the "cunt" comment out of your post. Guessing you must be a chicken shit.
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but at least it got there quickly.

only an hour and 29 minutes from Seattle to la, right?
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Re: So pissed at Amazon I'm 'bout ready to go nuclear!!!!!
I received a harmonica holder today. The packaging did not smell very good. Skunk smell. Ok, I open the package anyway and the smell practically gagged me. I washed it off with alcohol and set it in my bedroom and shut the door. Five minutes later the bedroom stank badly. I threw the harmonica out on the patio. Now the patio stinks. The stink is now permeating my house, my patio, my hands, and my shirt.

Will it do any good to call and bitch at Amazon??? No. Of course not.

Does Amazon have any storefronts? If yes, then I'll take a can of that "liquid ass" they sell and spray their fucking store.

FUCK AMAZON, I'll NEVER order from them again.
 Quoting: dagwood


hahaha!
 Quoting: Q33


Ok asshole, if you're gonna call me a cunt then do it to my face. Where and when do you want to meet???
 Quoting: dagwood


i never called you a cunt !
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Lol

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Lol

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LOL i said what kind of cuck needs a harmonica holder LOL
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Lol

CB-sjgr
 Quoting: BillLumbergh


LOL i said what kind of cuck needs a harmonica holder LOL
 Quoting: Q33


Haha true
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Did you order it from the Stormey Daniels does the Philharmonics Bargain bin?
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Lol

CB-sjgr
 Quoting: BillLumbergh


LOL i said what kind of cuck needs a harmonica holder LOL
 Quoting: Q33


Haha true
 Quoting: Saint Kitty


right ? lolz
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I THOUGHT THE SAME UNTILL I FOUND WHO I NEED O TALK TOO

DID IT IN TEXT FROM THE AMAZON APP.

REFUNDED MY 50 $ BAG OF DOGG FOOD AND COFFEE BAGS THAT WERE RIPPED AND MISSING RESPECTIVELY FROM THE ORDER. DIDNT HAVE TO SEND ANYTHING BACK.,
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Um their customer support is quite incredible actually.

They will probably ship you a new one without you even you sending that shit back. call them.
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Why would he want a new one, to stink up another room?
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Amazon is convenient but the quality can be subpar--either used, damaged, or cheap Chinese knockoffs
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Amazon is convenient but the quality can be subpar--either used, damaged, or cheap Chinese knockoffs
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Smelling like skunk you would think Custom's would of opened it!
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Amazon is convenient but the quality can be subpar--either used, damaged, or cheap Chinese knockoffs
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Yeah, some gay chinese dude was prolly using it as a buttplug. You should burn it.
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Amazon is convenient but the quality can be subpar--either used, damaged, or cheap Chinese knockoffs
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Smelling like skunk you would think Custom's would of opened it!
 Quoting: Q33


Custom's might have and said hey watch this, buttplug.
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They should know not to fuck with anyone that would need a harmonica holder.

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Amazon is convenient but the quality can be subpar--either used, damaged, or cheap Chinese knockoffs
 Quoting: Saint Kitty


Smelling like skunk you would think Custom's would of opened it!
 Quoting: Q33


Custom's might have and said hey watch this, buttplug.
 Quoting: Mkjeep


LOL!
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Um their customer support is quite incredible actually.

They will probably ship you a new one without you even you sending that shit back. call them.
 Quoting: ImNOTaCIAAgent


Yeah. I've done this sometimes over the years. Amazon's Customer Service practically throws you a new item as soon as you complain then ships you an additional empty box so you can send back the item you're complaining about. This is a major reason why Amazon is such a fantastic business to do business with. Returns are almost too easy.
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Amazon is convenient but the quality can be subpar--either used, damaged, or cheap Chinese knockoffs
 Quoting: Saint Kitty


Yeah, some gay chinese dude was prolly using it as a buttplug. You should burn it.
 Quoting: Mkjeep


Burn it with some thermite... purchased from Amazon! chuckle
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Instead of letting the "stank" blue you...why don't ya just sit down n take a few tokes of good skunk n let it stew you.

S'ts all good man

Seriously Amazon Xcellent CS, they'll bend over ta make it right..Yeah I know this worker here in Vegas...BUTT that's another story

Pass the clock counter pipewise

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Re: So pissed at Amazon I'm 'bout ready to go nuclear!!!!!
I received a harmonica holder today. The packaging did not smell very good. Skunk smell. Ok, I open the package anyway and the smell practically gagged me. I washed it off with alcohol and set it in my bedroom and shut the door. Five minutes later the bedroom stank badly. I threw the harmonica out on the patio. Now the patio stinks. The stink is now permeating my house, my patio, my hands, and my shirt.

Will it do any good to call and bitch at Amazon??? No. Of course not.

Does Amazon have any storefronts? If yes, then I'll take a can of that "liquid ass" they sell and spray their fucking store.

FUCK AMAZON, I'll NEVER order from them again.
 Quoting: dagwood


return it dosed with liquid ass and ask how they spect you to fucking play this ?

Last Edited by x ² on 09/18/2018 06:06 PM
Are we screwd ! ~~~~
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The previous owner prly used it to hold his skunk weed.
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Um their customer support is quite incredible actually.

They will probably ship you a new one without you even you sending that shit back. call them.
 Quoting: ImNOTaCIAAgent


Thank you so much for the info. I'll call them as soon as I can figure out how to get the stink out of the house.
 Quoting: dagwood


This is very true true. I do all my work and personal shopping through Amazon. Many times they've shipped the wrong item. They tell me to keep it and ship what wanted for free. Returns are made very simple. Often they tell you to keep what you don't like and they will send a new one. Never had an issue with returns and refunds.

I average $10-15,000 a month in spending. Never had a problem that wasn't resolved quickly.
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The previous owner prly used it to hold his skunk weed.
 Quoting: syncro


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I received a harmonica holder today. The packaging did not smell very good. Skunk smell. Ok, I open the package anyway and the smell practically gagged me. I washed it off with alcohol and set it in my bedroom and shut the door. Five minutes later the bedroom stank badly. I threw the harmonica out on the patio. Now the patio stinks. The stink is now permeating my house, my patio, my hands, and my shirt.

Will it do any good to call and bitch at Amazon??? No. Of course not.

Does Amazon have any storefronts? If yes, then I'll take a can of that "liquid ass" they sell and spray their fucking store.

FUCK AMAZON, I'll NEVER order from them again.
 Quoting: dagwood


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